How to dispose of a body just hypothetical
How to dispose of a body just hypothetical
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burn it in a hidden location and bury the remains
And clean my sink
use soda, preferably coke
...
Hogs
Dude where and how can you burn a body without someone seeing I don't exactly live in Russia
She's done bleeding mostly
Pig farm. They'll eat a corpse in like 15-20 minutes...teeth and all.
Better version maybe
Again in inner city the fuck not helping
She's in my fucking bed do I burn the bed
>Hypothetically
story first
advice second
pics or gtfo
Why? Are you going to kill yourself for being so fucking lame that it gave you a man period?
timestamped pics of body w/ wounds
then story
then advice
>kill someone to death
>they lose like all 40 mL of their blood
Fat gf knifeplay she tripped onto it I swear
For some reason I tryed to clean her underwear
>She
Just call police, hide in the open.
those underwear
well, if she killed herself you're not to blame user
nobody believes you faggot gtfo
Fake and gay lol
I know you're Todd, OP. Admit it, she didn't want to buy a Nintendo Switch to purchase Skyrim again.
Dude help please you guys are like super heros I don't want to go to jail
Burn it
use acid or eat her
post the body if you want real attention
like i said, if she killed herself, just call the police
>posts pics of girls clothes
>says he killed her
>mfw
i can't take you seriously, especially with your deathnote dvd next to your pube-ridden sink.
if you want us to take you seriously, you need to post evidence that you need help. not articles of your fat gf's clothing who is most certainly living.
you are just every other neckbeard right now
Give the Death note box set to one of us OP. Then maybe you will get proper advice.
A barrel and industrial strength acid. or wrap in chicken wire and weights and the bottom of the sea.
why tf this nigga got a Death Note next to him
Ok then dude. start the first steps of this >735945815
while doing this think about how ur going to get rid of it. U say ur in the inner city so my suggestion would be 2 cut up the body with and stuff it into 6-8 garbage bags fulled with food scraps and compostse if u can. place those baggs in dumpsters around ur city no less than 15 blocks apart
this
incinerate the remains, set what's left in concrete, drop the concrete out at sea.
Exactly also nice dubs
Do you have a couch or a bed you can stuff her in?
That'll make her easy to move without spooking your neighbors.
Hope you're strong or have a car.
You should really plan ahead.
your dubs look even better
Guys I got her wrapped in a blanket please don't make me take it off I'm going to throw up
Eat it
Them singles geez
TAKE IT OFF
Pic of body with wound or it didn't happen.
Real answer: Drain the body of blood, remove teeth, disfigure face, destroy finger prints, cut into pieces, feed to wild animals or incinerate.
Or just make it look like an accident and call the cops.
Call the police, if therer's no clear motive for her death and it looks like an accident they can't procecute you for murder, they have to have mens rea. You're more likely going to get your retard ass found trying to dispose of a body than be prosecuted for an accident.
Fuck dead body
Newfag
Trips demand!
woah! trips !! Nice m8, checked.
Call greenpeace and say you have a whale stuck on your bed, they'll take her to the sea
Damn, you just did the world a favor.
Fuck corpse
she still has color to her face she's not dead at all. sleeping.
OP IS FAGGOT
The stab is right near her belly area
this
I remember when dubs was the last 2 numbers being the same, not just any numbers. How times have changed
DON'T make it look like an accident. He's not some pro. They will find out he did it.
Shit, those tripsingles
Obey thy dubs!
It is what needs to be done
Where is the long screenshot text of the perfect way to dispose of a body? I'm still looking for it in my computer.
MOVE HER TO UR BATHROOM TUB NOW.
Like if u actually want to be succesful stop fuckin around and start working
user, go to the store by a shit tonne of cyran wrap gloves and bleach/garbage bags
but fat people have lots of colour even if dead, also nice dubs
Fuck stab wound
im assuming you have access to tools (garden sheers/hacksaw etc)
Holy Fuck Quads!!!!!
oh shit, I'm taking her to the hospital
chlorine bleach will make it look clean but if forensics apply luminol it will show and glow in the dark. oxygen bleach on the other hand can beat luminol
Sharpie in pooper
with timestamp
does anyone know shes with you? if so establish a goddamn alibi stat
Lol XD haha bro nice dubs
rape her mouth it must feel good
>im going to throw up
If i were to live with such a beast i'd throw up too
If that thing would've been dead it's face would've turned blue in a matter of minutes.
>inb4 the fat fuck is actually OP
/thread
Trips
nice trips faggot
im ashamed that you got trips, you dont deserve it
No I just rent a room apartment
We don't have a tub we have a half bath shower thing
SEXTS!!! SEXTS!!!!!!
Nice complete Death Note series weeb
Trips as well
fuck OP, trip thread now
SAAAGE
kek
>Dissolve the flesh in acid
>throw bones in bag
>crush up with hammer
>Throw in woods, burry, do what you must to hide it
Have fun!
Neither do you
Trips again mothufucka
Cinder blocks, two thick metal sheets longer and wider than her body. 6 leaf burners, 6 propane tanks. Bring her all items to backwoods at night. Place metal sheet down place cinder blocks on sheet at the outer edges leaving enough room for six leaf burners. Place body then second metal sheet on over. Then turn all leaf burners on full blast. Then wait. Then sweep remains up throw in river.
I know right
holymolly
Cut into 6 parts. Bury each in a separate location as deep as you can manage, cover with some lime before covering and plant a fast growing native tree on top. Be sure to pull all teeth before hand, encase then in cement and throw them in a river.
Is the sarcasm not evident enough you fucking idiot?
dubawubadubdub
listen, ik this is going to be difficult, but... its worth it. if you wanna completly dispose of the body, than you'll have to either feed it to an animal that can eat meat ( such as a pig or somethin ) or eat it yourself.
Good Thread. Doing God's work OP.
Op, stop being a massive cock. You fingered her, she's on the blob.
She's now sleeping. And you are a faggot.
Clean up your bathroom too you fucking animal
Buy a fridge and keep her
trips?
SO messy