New YLYL, you know the drill

New YLYL, you know the drill

youtu.be/ztBZ7itJWCg

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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This shit had better be sarcastic

>2017
> being bigoted to transobjects

Get with the times

>2017
>not having a spirit object

I could have a house full of people. Some schmuck to toast my bread for me. Some douche to clean my ass.

Yeah, sounds good.

Roll cunt

Mine's a vibrating toothbrush

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cool, mine's a fidget spinner

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mines a rock...

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youtube.com/watch?v=-rnqUWP4S8A

That one is pure gold

Me 2

so happy to meet another of my fidgetkin brothers

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Fucking lost

youtu.be/VMHNw4Gn3Gg

Is this a meme now?

Why is she crying?
I mean, what the fuck did she expect was going to happen when she took her tits out in the middle of a group of dudes that were all probably drunk off their asses?

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youtu.be/0Jh3E-7D2eY

Kek

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consent withdrawn! consent withdrawn!

Lmao wtf was she expecting?!

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Looks like the monster in the movie Lights Out

lol want moar?

Has anybody ever filled their bladder from the outside before? Recently I've been in some hotels and have had the opportunity to do so. It's an amazing feeling literally watching your bladder grow in seconds and by pressing a shower hose to my peehole then peeing it all out only to refill again and actually I broke my old bladder record doing so. I managed to get a little over 1600 in there by filling from the outside whereas normal holding I barely managed 1400. Does anybody else have any experience with this? Just curious. And I know its possible to get a UTI from this but I've done it now several times with no problems. Anybody know any potential problems I might suffer that I haven't thought about?

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Want tits?

No

Here you go, you should like this, had to put it on /gif/

Not at all. Thanks though.

I want, she has nice and big tits.

Nice, thanks!

requests?

I used to do it sometimes in the shower at home, but stopped after I got a UTI and almost died with a 105 degree fever. But, yeah, it does feel pretty good.

I lose to this one every time.

I like armpits. Pits and tits in the same picture would be great.

Spend the money on some distilled water, not too expensive.

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Can you fap to that

Technically I can. Not going to, though.

>Not posting the no teeth version.

I can fap to anything.
If you'd seen my ex wife, you'd understand why

Why, need want moar user

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>>Not posting the no teeth version.
>not posting it the no teeth version when the no teeth version has not been posted

So, are you going to post it or am I just going to have to fucking sit here and imagine it?

what want to see

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>61%
>D-
HOW DO YOU GET A FUCKING F AROUND HERE unless it's fake and gay

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Anybody have part 2 of this?

This guy is great, if this shit its even real that is

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Asss while on knees

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ah fuck you, creep

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Now take that gown off

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Sorry lad I don't save memes on my phone, but here is a (you)

what want to see her pussy user?

Whats with the eggplants

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eggplant emoji means cock

Yeah

That lady must have selected her seats and seen that his row was book before he entered the theatre.

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>it's fake and gay
Think a teacher would say "see after class"?

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that's more sad than funny

Kind of reminds me of the time a psycho landlord asked me to clean the porn from his computer so he could give it to his Mum. Regretfully, I looked at it first.

Thanks for the flashback.

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