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american suburbs edition

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Here's forty shillings on the drum
To those who volunteer to come,
To 'list and fight the foe today
Over the Hills and far away.

O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain.
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away.

taxation is theft

terrible edition

Keeping the old thread open, reckon this might be deleted

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doing a poo

I still watch WWE and AJ styles is my favourite wrestler

Opinions?

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>tfw dumber than a cow

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looks like shite
some wee orange trees and you start being moist u wool

I want a dark haired Russian gf :)

Cows are really smart and make good pets

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*presents my arse in protest*

FOY

youtube.com/watch?v=bkDnV69A4-o

NO HOT WATER FOR TIMMY

this man will go down as the greatest president in history

twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/852848600690434049

I suspect me and Joey Barton are quite similar in personality 2bh

WWE is shite, fuck all wrong with Aj Styles though, good taste. Might watch wrestling again when the one on itv gets going.

hmmm i see i do not have an opinion/meme to reply with

why are the rims so bright

>Deleted the last thread
INTO THE BUNKER

Would like to mention that this is utterly false and that Minstrel easter egg chocolate tastes quite different to Creme Egg easter egg chocolate

t. had my easter eggs early

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AP: NORTH KOREA BOMBS CARRIER, DECLARES WAR ON THE UNITED STATES
>AP: NORTH KOREA BOMBS CARRIER, DECLARES WAR ON THE UNITED STATES
AP: NORTH KOREA BOMBS CARRIER, DECLARES WAR ON THE UNITED STATES
>AP: NORTH KOREA BOMBS CARRIER, DECLARES WAR ON THE UNITED STATES

Previous thread got deleted

I feel nervous

What does Tim contribute to society?

worked all week and now I'm too tired to even go out when I'm finally off
fuck sake

fucking hell the old thread got deleted

this new janny is E F F I C I E N T

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Literally despise cunts that prefer blur to oasis

I love being gay.

JANNY'S BACK

REEEEE

on opposite day maybe

>BOMBS CARRIER
Do you have any idea of thhe absolute STATE of the Nork airforce

virus

Attention, most likely

AND AFTER AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL

YUR MY WONDERWAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL

same

i was talking about the cadbury's eggs in the image angus

Bet he'll be known as the 'twitter president' desu

He always looks so exhausted

Maybe it's because he's so greasy

Have a feeling u don't otherwise you would not have posted that, hun

xx

Fuck off Portugeezer

monetary compensation?

america is so great


god bless this country

AP: NORTH KOREAN FORCES LAND IN CHEADLE

good post

HE DELETED THE LAST TWO BRIT THREADS

CODE RED

J-MAN IN THE FACILITY

Hey I'm young, at least call me poortuguese

>easter friday
>going out

Fuck off degenerate atheist cunt

/brit/ is a catholic general

too soon

Feels good to have a job and buy stuff

Vanilla midget

I like Roman Reigns

I feel like cattle, being herded from thread to thread so janny can save his precious bandwidth or whatever

why did it have to come to this fuck you mook and janny

had a dream that I didn't live in a country being invaded my immigrants but then I woke up

>north korea tests one of their little bombs in the in the middle of nowhere
>
>20 minutes later 20+ million otherwise innocent people are dead

nice

best AJ coming through

>mook

his name is jackie Sup Forums

Only at work for 6 hours today, it was quieter than normal, long periods without a call at the end of the day. The day was ruined however at the end, the trans/lesbian quit, she sent and email around to everyone saying goodbye and that she’ll be at a local pub/bar after work. She dawdled a little, saying goodbyes in person, I left just ahead of her, made awkward eye contact once more and she slowly followed in my wake with her friends or perhaps I should say former friends.

This event upset me greatly, it’s not some that I regret never having spoken to her or that I won’t forget her anytime soon and I possibly never entered her thought stream. What is chewing me up inside now is as similar feeling to when my Polish roommate left, that she’s gone, leaving my story and continuing her own. It makes me feel as if I’m not the main character, I’m powerless to control my story/life and that my story is irrelevant. I didn’t want her to leave, I wanted her to remain a background character in my life and she left without my permission, what I wanted didn’t matter at all and there was nothing I could do to affect things in any way whatsoever. I know it’s repetitive but this is my story, only I should be allowed to initiate changes or they should involve me, getting arrested, fired, quitting, moving, these are all events that result in change but I’m the centre.

What’s the point in living if I can’t control my life and live the way I want to? Control and customisation are the whole point of living, if I can’t do that then I’ll just live an existence of suffering and might as well just end it all.

On the way home, an old woman starting walking towards me on the pavement instead of around me so I continued to walk straight at her and strongly shoulder shoved her. It felt good to let off some steam but I later regretted it after I realised she had a walking stick and so couldn’t have gone around me due to limited pavement space

click click, he shot me down
click click, I hit the ground
click click, that awful sound
click click, the Janny shot me down

hiroshimoot?

>catholic
suck more kike dick
anyway the whole fucking country has gaf parties on good friday

You know that without Britain, you'll have to join Schengen, right

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USA USA USA

best outcome desu

It is a multiple edged sword, milad.

*punches you in the gut

reminder that Johnny Rotten is a racist and punk was a notion that surpassed him and the Pistols. It's also dead because capitalism incorporated it.
But you posted this instead of pretty vacant, one of the most radical songs, you are a fucking casual and should be shot by the IRA

I like Sami Zayn, Karl Anderson and Dean Ambrose

Most embarrassing moment from school lads?

>go to toilets
>take a slurpy wet shit
>oh fuck no toilet roll
>need to get back to class for test
>wipe my bum with the inside of my sleeve
>go back to class and everyone can smell something
>girls notice the brown stain and start being disgusted and telling the class

*walks towards you*

oh no people are talking about wrestling

it's fake!
FAKE!!!!!!!

new kendrick album kinda sucks

For all the memeing about >no gf, if a gf would present herself to me, I'd refuse her. Truth is I don't think I have the makings of a bf. Would rather stay alone than disappoint.

Trump Is The Biggest Failure In History As His Disapproval Rating Skyrockets To 58%
Its so sickening isn't it? A man so unpopular and universally hated by the educated city people was somehow elected, because the racist backward parts of our society get more say than the cities according to the electoral college.
Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.
I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag conservatives kicking and screaming into the future, then we try to compromise for a while, then we go back to dragging.
"No, conservatives, we're not going back to England."
"No, conservatives, we're not making George Washington a King."
"No, conservatives, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."
"No, conservatives, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."
"No, conservatives, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."
"No, conservatives, literacy tests aren't constitutional."
"No, conservatives, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."
The names of the parties change from era to era, but it's always been liberals dragging conservatives against their will into a better future. I'm 32, I grew up in one of the in-between eras, where we all thought that compromise was a possibility, but I'm more and more realizing how mistaken I was about that. It's time once again for liberals and progressives to stop being nice and drag our country into the 21st century.
The simple fact of the matter is that conservatives just aren't offering any good ideas any more. What's the compromise between "We need to stop climate change" and "Lol, climate change isn't a real?" Or "Homosexuals should have the right to marry" and "Homosexuals cause hurricanes?" It's like being in a group project with someone who didn't read the book and expecting them to do their share of the work.

>wrestling

get your life together you fucking sad act

>grown men enjoy fake wrestling man drama

I will NEVER understand this

OFFICIAL RANKINGS OF CURRIES 2017

1. Vindaloo
2. Phall
3. Jalfreizy
4. Dansak
5. Madras
6. Pathia
7. Rezala
8. Korma

why not just alpha out of the toilet into the first person you find and quietly whisper in their ear
>Get me some toilet paper ASAP
all the while you're naked

do you think everyone with a gf is some type of super hero? youre underrating urself

going to roll a spliff

If NK drops the bomb do you reckon ill still have to hand in my dissertation?

This thinking is the genesis of both cuckoldry and gender dysphoria.

Soon you'll be imagining yourself as the girl.

I agree, America is the best country in the world. And all it took was the dismantling of our former colonial masters so we could usurp their title.

Funny how history plays out. :^)

>"No, conservatives, we're not going back to England."
So you're saying the biggest mistake in the history of America was the fault of liberals?

cried on a year 10 field trip once

Based fucking love Zayn and Ambrose, the club need to be on smackdown too

Half expecting Zayn and Owens to tag team to feud with new day for the belts

degen

nothing wrong with racism
and pretty vacant has a good intro but I prefer this song. Why are punk fans always autistic losers? I bet you're a limp wristed faggot irl

the best curry is a red lentil curry (or dahl as it may be known)

I don't watch it for the MEN you bender

Literally still can't believe Donald Trump is President of the United States.

When we're all middle aged kids will be learning about him in secondary school.

In 500 years he will still be known as one of the Presidents of the United States whilst prominent politicians like Hillary will fade into obscurity.

Amazing lads.

L
A
M
BHUNA

>yfw you realize America is the bad guy

kek, shut the fuck up you idiot loser

>grown men enjoy fake movies/tv man drama

fucking state of them. you know batman is fake, right?

yes because nk isn't capable of doing any real damage

got lost in antwerp for like 5 hours when I was 11
when the class group found me i was crying like a wee shite

>nothing wrong with racism
stopped reading