What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

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Came over to tell her that I wasn't gonna come over

>"Chris, no"

I was just gonna try and tell her she shouldn't be doin this kind of thing

I was about to ask you the same thing.

Just wondering the neighborhood with a 6 pack of mikes hard lemonade, cialis and condoms. saw the door was open and came in to party.
>cracks open a beer and hands it to Hansen.
>asks smug as hell cuz he wiped every convo he ever had from his comp. burned it, bribed a google exec to delete all his history, works for the NSA and deleted every trace of his chat. and used a disposable cell phone using someone else voice to make all calls.
Check mate

Hansen has the logs, and showing up to the house is a crime.
Also if nothing sticks, then trespassing and breaking/entering.

>Hansen has the logs, and showing up to the house is a crime.
This, plus almost every single one of these guys were bringing in alcohol for a minor or sent porn/naked pictures, itself a crime.
>Also if nothing sticks, then trespassing and breaking/entering.
Not this, the girl invited him in.

what? no way!

the only copy, after erased can't be found anywhere else, (reasonable doubt) it could have been any one, could have been Hansen just trying to frame anyone walking their dog and heard the decoy calling them in to the house. Would be thrown out as evidence NO QUESTION (the decoy always lures them from the driveway in person)

>Hansen has the logs so they are guilty
All he has is a piece of paper with 2 anons screen names written on it. WTF kind of evidence is that? If that were enough then any cop could just arrest anyone willie nillie for child molestation who walked near a place they were staking out.
You guys can't be this retarded!

Here's what you do: send a pizza delivery to the house first, then scope it out from down the street. I mean come on, it's not rocket science.

>be me, Pizza delivery guy this actually happened to. get questioned for hours by police, get fired, face on TV, thousands of people disown me and will never speak to me again cuz they think I just had a good lawyer and that on TCAP they have to let them go cuz no crime was committed.

They're right, Perverted Justice almost always has enough evidence to convict.

That said, as utterly hysterical as I think this show is, it's pretty fucked up that they show all of the perps faces on TV before they have their day in court.

LIFE FUCKING RUINED!

This is the risk you take when being a pizza delivery guy. I feel no sympathy.

If they can't trace the IP address and he sent stock photos of dicks, then NO CONVICTION.
HOW THE FUCK ARE THIS STUPID?

The cops are hiding on the property. The only thing that would happen is that he'd show up and someone would answer the door and say they had the wrong address, likely the decoy since she's just standing around anyway.

Here's a better tip to avoid getting caught: no hot 13 year old girl wants to fuck you, especially if you're fat old fuck. Any girl that claims to want sex with you is lying.

There, saved you a lot of work.

I'd be like, "John Walsh, is that you? I loved your show, America's Most Wanted!"

But they'd prob edit it out.

You're a big predator

What if you were legitimately just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and you were lost and went to the Catch a Predator house to ask for directions?

please tell me that we're going to stream this together, Sup Forums

TCAP streams are still fun

>he wiped every convo he ever had from his comp. burned it, bribed a google exec to delete all his history, works for the NSA and deleted every trace of his chat.
If you actually worked for the nsa, you wouldn't have to do all this to see an underage girl naked. Those nsa guys probably have access to terabytes of child pornography. You just have to claim you're watching it for "research", as in trying to find the girl, the location, etc.

Anyway, the chat server of the chat you're using can potentially log conversations. Maybe only for a few minutes, maybe for months. It's not just Google and the NSA. And the conversations would still be in the girl's phone. You could argue that they manipulated the phone, but they could probably prove that's not the case, somehow.

ready to die

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I'm not sure...I think I'm in trouble...

wouldn't the decoy have all the logs?

>You know the drill. The paedophile, in this case, Abdullah, thought he was talking to a 13-year-old girl online, told her what he wanted to do to her and have her do to him (sexually), and sent the girl naked photos of his genitals. He arranged to visit her at her home when he thought she would be alone.

>Apparently he had never seen the show ‘To Catch a Predator’ and is clueless when Chris Hansen greets him at the house. He tries to play dumb and even says, “I’m a Muslim, Muslims don’t do those things.”

>Muslims don't do these things
>Most holy and revered prophet is a renowned child fucker

*grabs him by the throat* b-back the fuck off??

singletxguyforfun(12:31:00 AM): do you sleep naked
sadie_the_smarty (12:31:14 AM): i remember you said you were 17
singletxguyforfun(12:31:20 AM): no i am 21
sadie_the_smarty (12:31:53 AM): yeah sometimes i sleep naked.
singletxguyforfun(12:32:12 AM): do you swallow cum
sadie_the_smarty (12:33:28 AM): anyhow i need to go to sleep, but i'll talk to you tomorrow
singletxguyforfun(12:33:37 AM): goodnight
sadie_the_smarty (12:33:41 AM): 'night

Later that same day:

singletxguyforfun(11:06:41 AM): hello
sadie_the_smarty (11:07:03 AM): hey
singletxguyforfun(11:07:09 AM): how are you doing
sadie_the_smarty (11:07:23 AM): just woke up and already bored
singletxguyforfun(11:07:33 AM): why were are freinds
sadie_the_smarty (11:07:53 AM): i don't think they can come over whenever my mom's not in town
singletxguyforfun(11:08:07 AM): you can always suck my dick

>sorry bro didnt realize this was a gangbang im not into that

> sadie_the_smarty (11:07:53 AM): i don't think they can come over whenever my mom's not in town
> singletxguyforfun(11:08:07 AM): you can always suck my dick

Get a load of this smooth operator.

To see when you're going to put out the new series obviously.

top lel

C H R I S
N O

>What are you doing here?
I'm sorry?

No it's messed up, it's got a virus on it.

>he's still in prison

>singletxguyforfun(12:32:12 AM): do you swallow cum
[minute of radio silence]
>sadie_the_smarty (12:33:28 AM): anyhow i need to go to sleep,

To think that he almost lost her.

Alpha as fuck.

not long left

are there any porn parodies of To Catch a Predator?

That guy looks like he has a permanent hair net on.

>I drive a school bus

Why didhe say that

>The paper towels are over here.

No hug for me?

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>can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:44:40 AM): but i think when i come over in a couple hours.. its not going to be for anything other than just hangin gout k?
>kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:45:06 AM): why i was excited
>can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:45:39 AM): well, something might happen... but the reason im coming to see you is to meet you as a friend.
>can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:45:58 AM): its cuz i still feel worried about this whole thing lol
>can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:46:08 AM): people have been locked up for this shit lol
>kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:46:20 AM): well i was excited and stuff
>can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:46:54 AM): i am to. and who knows what might happen when we see each other.. but im just telling you that the only reason im coming over is to hang out and talk
>kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:47:28 AM): i dont like that. that you tell me stuff and take it back
>kieragirlrulz (09/08/06 10:47:32 AM): if you dont like me just tell me
>can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:47:40 AM): hun, im not taking it back
>can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:47:53 AM): you know what i wanna do to you lol
>can_i_rape_you_anally (09/08/06 10:48:21 AM): but for legal reasons... im just making it clear for anyone reading this that im coming over to talk.. not for sex lol

That fucking sneaky decoy man

Why would he even go?

This.

Deny.
If they state IP, tell them other people access computer.

Not guilty verdict

because other people can access the computer, your mum, your dad, your friends

>mfw have a foolproof tactic if for whatever reason I want to meet children on adult chatrooms/meet Chris Hansen without being arrested.
>mfw I'm not a faceposter

>Abdallah failed to appear for the scheduled trial preparations for the charges he faced - attempting a lewd act upon a child, using a computer to send lewd images, and using a computer in an attempt to seduce a minor - and a bench warrant was issued for failure to appear.
>If you know of his location, please do not contact him, harass him or his family, or do anything that could put yourself or anyone else at risk. Please contact the Flagler County Sheriff's Department and cite the following information:
Where do you think he is?

Seems like he was trying to cover his ass. Stupid attempt really.

im not even gay or nothin chris. honest.

>police trip and crawl on ground while tackling him
Why do they always seem so amped up and incompetent?
Chris and camera crew can be cool as cucumber with these guys then police act like it's raid on entebbe.

I assume it's partly trying to ""impress"" their redneck buddies when they see it on TV.

I actually wondered if it was some kind of training exercise and it was a bunch of energetic rookies or something.

Decoy always tries to get them to bring something in the chat, for evidence of course.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g9dyYkR5AZI#t=325
kek they try hide it by cutting but you can third cop just eat shit then crawl over to "assist".

FATHER SON?!

lol, so naive...

>driving drunk
>see cop
>pull over and run away
>cop drives around the corner and catches you
>WHY WERE YOU RUNNING
>because you were chasing me!
>YOU WERE DRIVING DRUNK
>prove it! someone stole my car! le problem officer?


they don't need to 'prove' shit

>Oh Cawd!

Smooth

>muslims aren't pedophiles

xD

so i'm assuming he wasn't charged?

Well done Hansen well done HOWEVER

so they're actually impersonating teenage girls who are willing to have sex with men?

Was that not obvious from the show itself?

>Michael Warrecker has received probation for five years, credit for the 120 days he has already spent in jail, lifetime registration as a sex offender with any probation violation netting him four years in jail.

So, did we ever find out if they were home baked?

Just trying to get to the beach.

well i will make sure to never state to someone online that i'm coming over as just a friend then, thanks

we were about to, but then he decided he didn't want them anymore

I remember one of these that really stood out to me was this young dude, like 21 or 22, and he thought he was meeting a 16 year old girl at this beach. He ended up crying and pretty much begging Chris Hansen to not ruin his life, and got arrested.

This show was legal entrapment. Sure, most of the guys are animals who deserve it, but some innocent people got their lives and credibility ruined.

He was kind of dumb and wrote "for legal purposes", also he probably just plead guilty or whatever.
One guy got his case thrown out and the judge yelled at Perverted Justice, but his parents had thrown down something like $100k for the defense. I don't know if they successfully sued for the money.

I watch the show and want to bang the decoy, how else am I meant to meet her Chris?

I always feel bad for Richard Breault.

Pretty hard to feel sympathy for someone who so willingly walks into an obvious sting

I came lookin' for booty

Underrated meme.

They'd know it wasn't you because all the retards that do this shit send pictures of themselves

Yeah I often wonder that any hot girl from my highschool, any current or future girlfiends, future wife, even maybe future daughter the NSA will have seen them nude or in sex acts. Its so unfair. (exclusing daughter obviously)(and by that I mean I dont want to)

>Nothing, I said nothing!
>That's not what the flight plan lists here

>Who told you to blank her blank?

What if you say that Chris is your hero and you just wanted a chance to meet him? You could even record yourself saying so before.

Lotta loyalty for a hired decoy

Perhaps he's wondering why you would arrest someone for IT'S A QUESTION

What I me and my friends arranged a meeting with a decoy, showed up with AR-15's and shot the whole place up?

>tell them other people access computer.
That won't fly at all.

>I heard the house was for sale and was coming to get a look at it

>You wanna try again?

Nothing beats that line.

Oh shit, she didn't tell me this was gonna be a gangbang situation. I mean, I'm cool with it, but just surprised. You want mouth?

this

it has to be some i'm too dumb to know any better shit, like unsecured wifi

what are you doing hereeeee?

Now's a great time to remind pedos that if a kid asks you to bring something specific, it's a cop.

fucking this

I know one of you has some lewd pics of those qt 3.14(18+) decoys

Except the part where they drove all the way to the house with a pack of condoms.

Personally my defense would be I knew it was to catch a predator and want to bone Chris Hansen or the squatty lesbian. The proof would be no 13 year old girl gets excited to receive a photo of middle aged sack.

what are YOU doing here?

>people carry condoms on them when visiting the set of a sting operation

wew i need to get out more

If a kid shows interest in banging some dude online its probably a cop If you say you want to come over and netflix and chill it might OK. If you talk about putting it in their ass with no lube and talk oral sex for 15 minutes and they reapond with "neat." Chris is probably on the other side of the screen.