What's the most degrading/degenrate thing you have done that you will take to your grave

What's the most degrading/degenrate thing you have done that you will take to your grave

Gay sex with my best mate.
We've both cum in each others asses.
It's like our little secret thing we do whenever we get well pissed and coked up.

What are you doing here, FBI-chan?

i signed up for club penguin without my parents permission

got drunk and tried to have sex with a gay guy but it was so dry I just humped his butt for like 4 hours and kept spitting on it but couldn't get it in.

I ordered hormones on the internet

Visited a shemale escort. Was planning on fucking her and getting fucked. Ejaculated as soon as she touched my cock, left in shame after 5 min. Got a partial refund though, lucky me.

You disgust me

Fapped n Came on my sisters ass she slept

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>Take to your grave
>Post it on Sup Forums

well, I wouldn't be taking it to my grave if I told you would I, faggot?

strangled a puppy to death

NOT doing that one again

weakness disgusts me

not a man unless u killed something imo

I once killed myself, I promised never again.

get naked and cuddle my grandma when she sleeps.

pic related, her.

You're already dead if you're on Sup Forums.

then you're autistic.

fair point

leftist cuck detected.

did u make a wrong turn and ended up on Sup Forums instead of reddit

Moar

Steal my sisters undies, cum in them, put them back in draws.

I fapped to human castration guro and had no regrets. Have since fapped to even more in doujins and gurochan

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Cheated on my friends sister, with his girlfriend.
They stayed together for 2 more mounths. I hit it 2 more times.

I fucked OP's mom.

ate her edibles all of them and regret nothing

You fucking scumbag.

He*

Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

Why? Dog treats are gross.

kissed my grandpa on accident
it was just on the cheek but i think about it every time i see him

it was horrible

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>Be me
>Second grade
i showed my pic to my best friend daniel :(

Cuck

So funny 10/10 ign don't post again

I got my dog to lick my erect penis when I was around 12, tounge was too rough so only ended up doing it a couple times.

Fapped to an unadulterated episode of MLP once

Hahaha

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made a facebook account when i was 10

i once let my dog lick my dick

You're buying the wrong brand.

I kind of punched a retard girl from school. She spat at me and ran. I guess certain triggers triggered. Ran her down and hit her on her bac. Was like 10 yrs

That Alexa?

My dad and I never really got along, and one night, I came home and he went ballistic on me because I didn't flush the toilet in the spare bathroom. The problem was, I never used it. Turned out it was our neighbor who came over to water the plants and feed the dogs while we were away at work and school.
He beat the shit out of me for it, because he'd "warned me " several times.
Once he went to bed, I pissed, jerked off, and put a shit nugget in the coffee maker, and it went through it's programmed cycle a few hours later.
He had an interesting mix in his coffee at work the next day.

We found out later the neighbor was the one who was responsible, and he apologized profusely for being a bastard to me. I had to keep my trap shut, otherwise I'd get another beating.

>be 13
>summer, dad gets new duty station
>wants to settle and find a spot for family not on base before we move there
>sends me to my grandfather's "to build character"
>grandfather has house above his funeral home, he and his father built in the 1930s pretty cool
>leaves me home one day to deliver someone's ashes
>go down to the meat locker out of morbid curiosity
>find Mexican girl in mid 20s whose chart work said she died from stroke, and was to be open casket.
>never seen tits in real life.
>start playing with them
>imagine life with her as my girlfriend
> jack off with all the fury 13yo me can muster
>oh shit gotta blast
>kneel over drain hole in floor
>see hair and a fake nail around the drain as cum oozed out
>realized where I was and what I was doing
>have never gotten over the shame

Also had to great her family the next week and tell each one, "sorry for your loss in this difficult time" Then over heard my grandfather bitch about how they stiffed his florist 100 bucks.

sex with younger sister.

kek

Female cousin and I used to tie each other up and fuck each other. 20 years later and we still do on occasion.

I stole my girlfriends little sisters panties and still have them. Little sis wasnt like a child though. Round 16-17 at the time. I was 20 at the time. Also stole her older sisters panties. Both smelled like my gf's pussy so I knew it was good clean pussy stink. Very little discharge.

Also took a pic of my hot cousins panties, but didnt steal them bec. I was the only one that would be suspected. But I sneffed em good. What a treat. Gee whizz. Her bikini bottoms had some nice discharge on them but I guess the chlorine from the pool killed the smell. Just smelled like nylon and basic cloth smell.

Oh I guess I gotta mention the time I sneffed my aunts panties. Didnt steal them or anything. But she was a hot aunt. Kinda musky. Not bad.

I've posted OC of my ex on here, but its never been reposted so I was relieved about that bec. I was drunk and got all nervous later.

Thats about it. I guess I like panties.

I think Lenny Kravitz is really cool and like his music. I never see him mentioned...

I had a friend that looked a lot like Kate Upton. Tried to find a sneaky pair of hers but never had the right moment...

Maybe I should quit talking.

She

Snuck into my GF's house, put on a pair of her panties, and fapped in her bathroom while staring directly at my eyes in the mirror the whole time :(

there was the time my family went to the water park. A girl who had to be 15-16 (I was like 13 or so) was wearing a white bikini, and the bottoms were totally see through. I could see every hair on that mons in detail and made sure I lurked near her the rest of the day. I dont know why her parents didnt do something...

It was a nice. Also in 7th grade the hottest girl in my class (who sat right next to me) wore a white tank and no bra and that was totally see through as well. That fueled a lot of my younger fapping sessions.

Fucked a hambeast prostitute

you guys hot? pics or it didnt happen bro

how much did you pay?

tried to get a dog to fuck me once

was unsuccessful

you are too ugly or too fat?

Excused myself to the bathroom during a foreplay session with my GF and proceeded to exchange nudes with a girl who was in 9th grade at the time, fapping all the while. One of the most shameful faps I've ever been involved in. Couldn't cum to my GF without thinking about the 9th grader prior to this and it continued afterward.

Damn shes hot. Sauce?

*he

Fapped to MANY wikipedia articles but I don't think that's that weird or reproachful...

Jerked off to a horse cumming in a girls mouth.

picked a nugget of shit out of my asshole and swallowed it

or the time I stole my mom's dildo and shoved it up my ass

maybe the times I drank my own piss (a whole cup)

Damn dude

100 bucks for a halfhour

Nah, he's neutered, so he couldn't get it up. I tried a few times to give him a handjob after that, but he was neutered very early in his life (earlier than he was meant to, according to who gave him to us) so he's just completely uninterested in getting his dick wet

Slept with my brother when we were younger.

still loving my bitch ex after one year and a half

Manipulated my ex into abortion before it was too late. When it was done I dumped her ass on the curb. No regrets, but she was the hottest thing I ever fucked.

how old were you guys?

Sara Rios. Also goes by agatha. Stopped escorting

Heroin. Tons and tons of heroin. Had a gram a day habit. Still have a hard time wearing short sleeves in public. I was so depressed at the time that I didn't care if I died or not. Now I've kind of woken up. I quit cold turkey and I still feel like shit 2 weeks later.

When ya gotta blast ya gotta blast

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Probably started when we were about 13-14? There's only a year between us. It was mostly blowjobs, which i still have a fetish for to this day.

>went to fuck a guy
>he had partypoppers
>I sniffed them like an idiot
>get so horny I let him fuck me afterwards

I was so ashamed I never did anything like that again.

totally understandable.
while i am not a retard racist like everyone here, i hate people that are mentally challenged. i wish they'd die.

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Regularly mix up lube and peanut butter and my dog licks it off my balls and asshole. Feels great. She eats ass with a vengeance.

people think im alpha but i was basically a cuck 15-18, since then, i had 1 chick for a few months didnt get much. since then ive always thought females are pretty awful people and just avoid them, i know its not alpha, but i can fight and stand my own points and all that shit

You fucking bastard. This is why Isis exists

>People shouldn't be treated differently based on the circumstances of their birth

>except if they're retarded, then fuck em.

Truly you are the moral center of this website. So caring and kind.

Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me
I'd fuck me so hard

I once found a couple of my sister's pussy photos on her old sd card and fap to them. She has a nice clit and labia. No regrets at all

I was homeless. I was looking for a place to crash for the night. I found a girl tied up and blind folded. I took her to another building and banged the shit out of her for a couple days. I returned her to the place I found her, waiting for the people lurking their to "find the girl, she escaped." Cops busted them when they returned to the spot. They are in prison for raping her over a period of days. They were busted because they "dragged their asses" returning her once the ransom was paid. I'm probably the only one who knows they are only guilty of kidnapping.

gave myself an enima when I had constipation.
what I didn't tell everyone i knew: I kinda liked it.

seconded

Feels pretty good doesn't it. I ain't into gay shit, but I've let a few women finger my asshole and give me rimjobs.

2 Things.

I was 22 and visiting a friend in another state for a week. Last night there I hook up with a 17 year old at a party. Take her back to friend's house and I cum in that sweet, super tight pussy faster than Jimmie Johns delivers. Then I came again... We cuddled for an hour and then I started the long drive home.

Near home, she texts me and asks if I used a condom.. Did she not see the cum oozing down her leg? oh well. I told her I didn't and I came in her. Since I was already hours away, she had to ask her mom for Plan B. She sent me nudes for a couple months, she wanted that D again and kept asking me to visit. Kept telling her I would, but never did.

Also, when my current girlfriend is sleeping or working, I'll grab one of my big dildos and fuck my ass for hours. Yes, even when she's sleeping. When I get high, I put peanut butter in my freshly fucked hole and let my dog lick it out. Feels so goodman. Almost got caught once. She came home unexpected, and luckily I had just cleaned up from my first solo fuck session and had a candle lit so the lube smell didn't overwhelm.

You, are awesome..

Share with the group user?

First solo fuck session of the day****

By solo I mean only human. My dog was licking that hole, sticking his tongue deep into my ass just 2 minutes before she got home.

>I ain't into gay shit

Sucked off a mate once and got sucked back by same mate. Also did some zoo shit when I was like 14 and experimenting. I've told one person about the later of the two in confidence and to my knowledge he hasn't ever told anyone.

both male?

Fapped to horse on woman porn. Not so degrading on the Sup Forums scale

Well, pooping might as well be gay if you push out a big log, innit bruv