ITT: Secrets

ITT: Secrets

im a fascist but no one knows

I'll bump with mine:
I've lived with my girlfriend for 8 years, and have been cheating on her constantly for the last 6.

I have three girls right now who think we're exclusive and one who knows she's a side girl. It's exhausting.

I was fonger

I like spilling chocolate milk.

on naked children?

I carry a gun

I fucked your mother.

I'm black but I fucking hate niggers

should get yourself tested

the only reason im still awake is im hoping to deep throat a BBC

When I was 12 we went to my uncles house. I was looking for games for his playstation when I found his stash of weird euro porn magazines. there were asian women being molested on boats and bodybuilding women on steroids with clits that looked like dicks and all kinds of shit. I hid them in my pants, went home, and that was my entire porn supply for the next 3 years.

He must have known it was me that took them but he never mentioned it. I eventually threw them out when I moved away to college.

Modds
Ban him

good luck!

I talked my ex gf in to making her family dog lick her vag and record it for me

>I have been secretly smoking meth after being sober for 12 years
>Roommate's gf is recovering addict also
>Roomie works nights, stay up and fuck his gf until he gets home
>Hate myself when I sober up
>feelsbadman.jpeg

pics of slut??

Recently my mom told me she had to talk with me. She told me that sometimes she has such a wave of emotion and love for me that it manifests physically and has been like that since I was born. She told me about times when I was a child where she's be cuddling me and she'd become so emotional she'd have an orgasm from simply squeezing her legs together. She felt she needed to tell me to let some of the weight off her shoulders and that her feelings come from a place of love and she doesn't think she should feel guilty about it and her therapist more or less agreed that it's intense emotions that she can't help.

My father was aware of this.

After she said that I remember times at like 5 or 6 years old where she was cuddling me and would start shivering hard and I'd ask her what's up and she'd say I had a chill, I remember a couple other times my dad actually having to snap her out of it in retrospect. One time she was twitching for a when and my dad yelled her name at her, grabbed me and pulled me away.

Anyway I didn't know how to react but since then I've been thinking of her differently. I don't feel lust for her but sometimes I feel a desire to satisfy her. I want to take care of her emotional needs. I don't necessarily mean fuck her but even now as an adult if she wants to hold me and experiennce intense positive emotions about me I want to provide her that without her having to feel guilty but at the same time I don't know if that hurts her long term. Is she supposed to suppress these feelings to keep them in control?

She's bipolar by the way. I wanna help her if I can but dunno how to approach it and too embarrassed to talk to anyone about it, even a doctor.

It also turns out a couple of her best friends while I was growing up were aware of the situation and they were the ones who encouraged her to tell me about it against her instincts.

...

I like side boob

fuckin weird desu
bipolar disorder does some weird things

>be me 20
>have known sis best friend since kindergarten
>sis is 4 years younger (her friend also)
>get her to come over while I'm alone
>take her virginity

Her boyfriend looks beta af

i take showers with andy sixx military wife but its not sexual.

Yeah, he's a little bitch. I'm working on talking her into cucking him. He considers me his father but I can't stand the little fucker. Best part
>she's half my age

I have some nudes of a female german politician.

around 2008 I was a bit of a script kiddie and broke into a lot of email accounts. one girl (20's?) had an email chain with a middle aged woman where they were talking about bdsm and trading nudes. kept making veiled references to 'her position' and how careful they needed to be, but I didn't have enough information to find her identity.

A few years ago I saw the woman on the news and found out who it was. I'm not sure what to do with them. I don't know enough about europe to know whether I could sell them, whether that's a serious crime, whether they even give a shit about sex scandals for politicians in germany.

kys

>working this hard for pussy
kek

I shot and killed several unarmed women who were aiding and abetting insurgents in Iraq by offering them quarter and hiding weapons and ammunition.

During a patrol, I entered their home under the auspices of providing free medical supplies (one of their children was sick) and asked to speak more about the kid's condition.

As soon as the door shut, I cracked one over the head with the butt of my rifle and shot the other in the chest and head. The third ran into the room, and I shot her directly in the head.

The second one lay dazed on the floor. I shot her in the head as well

I am honestly trying to think of any german politician hat would provide pictures you do not need to burn immediatly.
still thinking

nice

Please be Merkel, please please

I gave my wife a strain of HPV that has caused her to develop cervical cancer, I'm pretty sure. She's going to the gyno next week, but all the symptoms are there. Pretty sure I got it from the girl I lost my V to, so there's a line if girls I've probably spunked cancer into. Feels pretty bad man. Probably will never be able to have kids.

hot af. i recommend fucking her raw while she continuously cums on your dick. also, you permanently cucked your dad, grats

>Claudia Roth
>Andrea Nahles
>Marlene Mortler
>Beatrix von Storch
>Renate Kühnast

so many nope possibilities

She shouldn't have told you. Don't feel the need to satisfy anything, unless you really do feel the need to do so (which is odd). I get you don't want to hurt her but it seems to be rooted in an odd place and somewhat seems as though she amy not be completely honest with you regarding how it makes her feel (not saying anything for certain)... Idk I'm just some 4chanfag though

your enemy's friend is your enemy. you did the right thing.

Bro you're a crackhead, kys

I genuinely think traps aren't gay

leaaaaaak (via Sup Forums, its anonymous u know)

I rape fashies.

I never said she was attractive at all. I just hoarded everything at the time and was kind of intrigued. still have many gb of shitty nudes from back then filed away with the owners email/contact info.

thankfully not. I would be too fucking scared to even post about it on here if it was her, she is terrifying.

>risk jailtime for profit vs risk jailtime to amuse some anons

depends on whether you define a gay male as being attracted to other males or masculinity in general. personally, i believe ppl are attracted to combinations of male/female and masculine/feminine

What kind?

Kys, fucking war criminal

gays disgust me, but i peruse dick threads because i like seeing all the differences in dick

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

DOITFAGGOT

Try harder COD edgelord

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You?

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for insurgent allies and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that these women's deaths, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives* You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a fuck what you think you have to say!

checkt

I was fucked in the ass by some faggot twice and I liked it.

Fucking my old school mates for the last four years and married for nearly ten.

Ones on call becuase she loves being folded in half and fucked deep as I can go. Trying anal later tonight

Nice reference, faggot. Try something without Jack Nicholson next time, yeah?

I found my aunts dog on the yard and told her it was dead

i acted sad when in actuallity i was more intrigued with what killed her

no blood
no wounds
nothing
she just died

i also made a muslim convert

I have an exam tomorrow, probably haven't studied hard enough for it, not sure how its gonna go

What's wrong with Jack Nicholson? Faggot britfag

I'll take Delusions of a Pig-fucking Redneck for $400, Alex

>risk jailtime for profit vs risk jailtime to amuse some anons
I don't see the problem

I've fapped on cam many many times with girls of a questionable age. Its also the only porn I can get off to now

You really need to dump them on Sup Forums asap

I have fucked my brother.
Poor guy got OCD too.
We never should have done it.
What the fuck am I going to do

I know
>feelsbadman.jpeg

My first lay was with a 57 year old woman when I was 19. Afterwards she offered to pay me if I came by her house and cleaned every weekend.

I've been lying to my friends about who i am for 11 years, including my age, occupation, backstory, ect. Ive literally made a new identity and mindset to convince them i am this person.

Being jailraped by German Big Bubba is worth the keks

y tho

good luck

Bro it started a long time ago with me lying about my age, then my name, and everything else kinda came as I had to fill in gaps. so now I have an airtight identity I pose ton them now, even when I see them in person complete with a fake ID as a government contractor.

...

My sister lives with my wife and me. Wife doesn't put out that much. I've been banging my sister since she was 9 and I was 11. Sister's teenage daughter is my daughter, the baby she is raising is my son. Wife don't know about the incest family living in our basement, she just thinks my sister renting our basement is a sibling best friend. Don't judge, our basement is nice and they have full run of our house.

heres a censored version of the Id I made.

Bullshit

Gov Contractor ..... the immense amount of verification they go through and you said you beat it ?

Get. Fucking. Real.

>COD Dreamer

>We never should have done it.
>What the fuck am I going to do

you have to unfuck him. put your dick back in him and go in reverse

I'm telling you dude. Its not like I'm friends with people who know shit about the DoD. Make a realistic looking CAC card, and they believe it

>Kentucky

Also Govt Contrractor doesn't mean PMC, faggot.

I once shit in a policemans hat and sent it to his wife.

How do you remember all the lies you've told. And how do you find the time?

I sucked a dog's dick

Ayyy lying on the internet to excite fellow weebs is good fun

My secret is that I don't have secrets because I'm literally incapable of lying.

>be me
>20
>house party at parents' apartment
>brother has 18 yr old gf, petite 5'
>both passed out in bed on scotch and xanax
>finger the shit out of that pussy
>first time i touched, smelled, and tasted pussy

>also me
>mid 20s
>live w cute chubby gf and her obese friend (would be cute if she werent a land whale), both my age
>get myself off w their things every time im home alone
>rub my dick in her friends vaseline
>use their hair ties as cock rings
>wear gfs panties
>use her friends vibrating wand on my dick and balls
>fuck my ass w gfs dildo and her friends toothbrush, shampoo bottles when im feeling slutty
>gf eats and fingers my ass whenever asked, sometimes without asking

Nice bot thread.

When I was 16 I dated a 13 year old girl. She was wild and crazy and would let me do whatever I wanted. It was great at first, but she turned out to be weirder than I ever would have thought. After only a month together she told me about how her and her sister used to have sex with her dad and uncle until her mom divorced her dad. But she told me about it while she was in the middle of sucking my dick. She then started to talk about her sister and the things they still do together. I think she's lying so I tell her that's hot but there's no way it's true right? She insisted it was true and then called her sister I tried to cover my dick but she kept on sucking it and I'm not made of stone. Her sister runs in the room looks at my dick smiles and laughs. She says I know what you guys are doing. My gf tells her little sister to show me her hoo ha. And the her sister lifts up her dress and pulls down her panties. I'm staring at her little sisters bald pussy while my gf sucks my dick. I'm not sure what to think but she's still doing a good job on my cock. My gf waves her sister over and then my gf sticks a finger into her little sister who giggled and closes her eyes when it happened. She then put that finger in my mouth. That was it I was gonna cum. I shot my cum into my gfs mouth and she swallowed it. She took some of my cum that dropped on her chin and put it on her finger. The same finger she stuck in her little sister. Then she put the finger in her sisters mouth and her little sis opened right up for it. She said it didn't taste as bad as dads or uncle anons. I was completely shocked but it was nothing to them. From that point on she included her little sister in most of our sex as long as mom wasn't home or was asleep. But it wasn't all heaven she had crazy mood swings and would hit me in the balls sometimes when she was mad. She also legitimately tried to stab me with a fork more than once and threw a brick at me once. But she was the craziest thing in bed to.

i legitimately find this penguin to be sexually attractive and i find him to be thicc.

And the uncle's name? Albert Einstein.

Honestly, guys. Am I a piece of shit? because ive wanted to come out about it for so long, but idk.

I think Bill Maher is handsome as fuck

got dubs quoting your dubs. you're a fine guy in my books.

No it was mory kekstein

Do it and face the consequences like a man.

Dubs quoting my dubs, quoting my dubs.

Fuck. Kek save me. I do have a legitimate reason and not a selfish one for not coming out now that I'm so committed.

Close. That is where sister and I were young at. We live a lot further north now in a nice sized house.

or, create another identity who's a tranny so you don't have to do anything like a man anymore.

Then you are the best kind of nigger.

I love licking black girls' soles, what the hell is wrong with me?

I'll be honest, I thought about killing him off and just breaking any and all contact with them. :/

Ruined someone's life and made him kill himself when I was in elementary school. Still kind of regret it to this day.

lots of edgy teenagers try to kill themselves at that age anyway. Probably not your fault.