Weirdest boner

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Damn I heard of bitches having crabs but she got fuckin crayfish.

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why would someone photoshop a fake leg on her? There's got to be actual amputee porn, rule 34!

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maw!

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maw

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Studded, for his pleasure.

Who is this woman!

A female friend (not girlfriend, a friend who is a girl) literally choked me out like this once. She said she could jump on me and do it. I laughed and said "Just try, ho." Long story short, I woke up on the floor with a hell of a headache and our circle of friends laughing. I had mad respect for her from then on in.

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I had a weird boner when I and my friend were drunk kissing each other. We're both straight males btw

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That's not gay at all

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Not weird at all. Moar

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Kek where the fuck is this?

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Canada

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Cravingforcock.com

Benin

paris

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I once saw a video of this woman, or a nearly identical black midget, doing a strip show. IT WAS FUCKING HOT. It was ungodly hot. I can't find it again. Weeping.

I've actually fucked a girl like this out of sheer curiosity. Easy to pick up and carry around during sex, but not exactly sexy sex at all. Kind of like plowing a lab skeleton with an installed pocket pussy.

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Source? this is kinda hot

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Idk if a midget or not, but that cosplay looks really good on her.

And not in a sexual way, she is cute

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When I was a teen I wanked to him thinking he was a girl. Does it make me gay?

I would have had a bonner in your situation, pal.

anybody more stuff like this??

One of the first traps

I did. Didn't have it when I woke up. When she has an itch and is alone, she booty calls me. I'm kind of her bitch now, and I'm okay with that. I have a hard time keeping a girlfriend because of that and the fact that I'm a bit of a jackass.

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That's pretty good if you're fine with it.

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Helped me get to know I have a fetish for strong chicks. I generally have a don't-give-a-fuck aggressive personality. Once she overpowered me, she kind of became my goddess. I can't explain why my brain did that. My behavior towards her is opposite of who I am.

That's cute, man.
No homo.

youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

k3k

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youtu.be/PHxicjFRnoo

I'm going to bed soon. Want it to seem less cute? I lurk here when killing time hoping that she calls me when I have no girlfriend, like tonight. I'm broken when it comes to her. Now, it seems pathetic, don't it? I don't care. She's sexy strong, training to do MMA, giving me better food to eat for stamina, etc.

Why does this turn me on so much

I like thin girls but she is well past my limits

You're still cute for me, I'm as fucked as you probably, different reasons though.
But that's why we are all here I guess.

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Congratulations, you are now officially a sissy fag. Enjoy killing yourself because you failed as a man.

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They didn't even need special effects for that video, they just got someone from England.

10/10 would BANG!!

weird? she is hot wtf

holy crap is that true?

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>nugget porn isn't already well known

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This is why I believe in aliens.


Ayyy lmao

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i can't fucking stop laughing

.... where do you fuck her??!

Looks like she ate the ball. And all the other balls. And the people who threw the balls. And the people who made the people who threw the balls.

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wtf

She needs some flesh colored on her nipples and to stand completely still then my mannequin fetish would almost be complete the warm and soft flesh would still ruin the mood though