Hey Sup Forums loosing virginity green text thread? I'll start

Hey Sup Forums loosing virginity green text thread? I'll start
> be me, 11 years old
>didn't even hit pewberty yet (wasn't even attracted to wemen yet)
> my brother had baseball practice
> dad made me go
> sadface.jpeg
> saw my brothers coatch
> he told me to meet his daughter (about 13-14 and I remember she was Mexican and pretty well devoluped)
> "ok"
> we talked for the next couple weeks, just how kids do
> "hey user do you watch porn?" I didn't know how to answer
> "uh yeah why?"
> "oh, I just wanna try it I've heard about all the positions and stuff, people look like there having fun"
> "yeah it looks fun."
> she then proceeded to ask me if I wanted to try it
> I hesitated and then said ok
> we went to the playground behind the slide so no one can see us
> did the job
> I couldn't even cum yet but it still felt good
> finished cause the practice ended
> thought about it for the next week
And so now every time me and her talk, we still keep in contact as friends. It's just kinda awkward.
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>be 19
>still live with my parents
>have a job and going to school
>no interest in girls in my class/job
>still think about girl from HS who rejected me
>sociology teacher goes over the situation about prostitution
>parents were out of town around this time
>decide fuck it and hire an escort
>bit over weight latina
>nice enough
>didn't give that great of head
>finished in like 10 minutes

And that was that.

Sounds like a great time

Bump

>be 16 at time
>with girlfriend at time upstairs
>prepared for this beforehand and kept a condom inside a xbox case under the couch so no one would see it
>no one is home
>we're making out
>ask if she wants to fuck
>she rolls up her pants and panties
>start fucking her
>literally be like McLovin
>"Oh my god, it's in!"
>Make her go in doggy
>About to cum and pull out

It was alright for my first time I guess. I dated her for a year after that.

Didn't actually lose virginity, but came kinda close.

>Be me, 18, gay faggot
>Chillin with bro friend at my place
>We hang out, play games, watch jjba n shit
>Go up to my room to chill a bit more when it gets late
>Look at /gif/ and pornhub together
>I glance over and he's got his dick out and fappin
>7.5/10 dick
>He notices me looking
>Says it's okay if I whip it out and fap too
>We fap for a bit, poke each others dicks or whatever
>We eventually stop watching pr0n and discuss kinks
>I mention something about being sub and he says he's a dom
>holyheck.jpg
>We get into grinding n shit with bro friend on top
>He offers to gimme the fucc
>I nervously deny because familia was there and I didn't wanna wake them up
>We go on through the night grinding n talking and eventually slep

Didn't end up getting some fuck because I was awkward, but it was rather close
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It was mediocre in hindsight. Next hooker I got rode me like a champ. She seemed a little fuck in the head but she's been the best fuck of my life.

..Damn shame she stole money from me or else I'd try fucking her on a semi regular basis.

faggot kys

thats fucking disgusting

What part's disgusting, Sup Forumsroham?

Gay pride month xdddddd

Sup Forumsros touching eachother??? Hello???

No greentext story. Still a virgin at 21.

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One day my guy

This is op,
I also got 2 incest stories if u wanna hear

OP post that shit

>pewberty
>wemen
>coatch
>devoluped
Nigga, come on.

Which one first, cousin or half sister

>be me, 14 years old
>sexually attracted to 13 yr old busty scene girl
>go to her friends house after school, no parents
>friend is skinny brunette, cute but really shy, not much boobs
>they decide its "fashion show" time
>they go in closet, try on outfit after outfit, coming out to asking my opinion of each one
>smooth talker, equally compliment and criticize
>make suggestive comment about low-cut shirt on busty girl
>make critical comment of no-boobs shy girl
>she goes red and leaps at me
>i catch her by the arms and flip her on her back
>pin her arms to the sides, her eyes go all glazed and she starts grinding against my knee
>busty girl goes back in closet
>no boobs gives me a quick peck, pushes me off
>chill for a little while longer, no boobs is givin me eyes
>busty girl says she's gotta go home
>i offer to walk her
>simultaneously, both girls say "NO!"
>no boobs shuts up, tries to hide that she didn't want me to go
>busty scene girl says she'll be fine, before she leaves, whispers in no boobs ear
>they giggle
>busty girl leaves, no boobs turns on the PS2
>wannaplay.exe
>i grab a controller, soul calibur 3
>haven't even started first fight, no boobs is practically in my lap
>"do you really want to play video games?"
>"eh, kinda?"
>"do you want to make out instead?"
>she doesn't hesitate, tongue in my mouth instantly
>10 minutes of making out before she gives me epically inexperienced blowjob
>wiggles her way out of jeans, bends over, looks back
>fuck for about 10 minutes, she cums about 3 minutes in
>clothes back on, feel pretty alpha, slightly guilty
>ask her to be my girlfriend, she answers by putting her tongue back in my mouth
>she gets on top this time, agrees to be my girlfriend
>3 years of constant sex
>she developed fast, from nearly-flat to perky DDs in less than 18 months
>broke up over dumb shit
>still fuck, over 15 years later

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>be me
>be 19
>am at friends friends house i know the guys but not really the
>we are getting drunk i drink straight
vodka
>am in kitchen with mi amigo that brought me to the
>there are a couple other girls in the kitchen to i think
>im pretty fucked up at this point
>my friend is trying to convince me that this girl wants the d
>me and the girl are in the dining area alone everyone else is in the kitchen
now
>girl jumps on top of me and starts making out with me
>her house mate starts yelling at her to take that shit upstairs
>my friend starts laughing at the chaos that hes just caused
>we go up stairs and she passes out so i leave
>the next night or two i come over and get drunk and bone
>dont get drunk one night and realize shes kind gross never come back

Meh, not that disgusting

Post it, I'm morbidly curious about how the incest even happened

Op: incest with cousin
> be me, 15
> at cousins house to swim
> other cousin comes over
> we all chill then my cousin lays on the opposite side of the bed from me
> " hey do you have a foot fetish"
> "hell yeah nia" (as a joke)
> puts her feet on my crotch
> "what are you doing? We are on other cousins bed"
> "shh no one will know"
> "okie"
> "hey! Look at this video"
Then she sits on my crotch to "show me a video" I start getting hard
> she feels it and giggles
>pulls down my pants
> proceeds to grind on me for a couple minutes
> (I love yoga pants and she's wearing some)
> cum all over her
> "wow"
> "oh sorry.."
> she gets a smirk
> ?.png
> "lick it up user or I'll tell on you"
> FUCK.bat
> licks up cum from her ass
> "ok ^_^"

Meet back at cousins next week.
> "hey user, I've been thinking about what we did last time, I promise I won't tell."
> thinking "revenge is a bitch"
> does anal with cousin, after I cum in her I tell anyone, I will expose you.
> "ok"
> and now she gave me a incest fetish and after that she gave me a couple foot jobs and that's all :) stepsister comming up

the only part of this I read was "vodka now"

>don't mind if i do...

Sometimes i legitimately have to stop and think if this is bait or not, sad times.

Me

> playing trivial pursuit at my friends house
> drinking heavily
> turns into strip trivial pursuit
> people actually start fucking
> my friends girlfriend starts sucking my dick
> We Eiffel tower her
> I lost my virginity at a fucking orgy

DID SOMEBODY SAY JOJOS BIZZARE ADVENTURE!?

>be me, barely 15yo
>have an older friend from the capital, he's a Lot more experienced in girls
>Invites me and another 14yo Guy to his house to watch the game
>his mom leaves
>we buy beer
>stupidideas.exe
>friend ask us if we wanted to fuck a whore
>we macho up and say ofc yes
>he takes the yellow pages and calls a shit tier whore house
>30 minutes later an ugly girl dressed like a slut shows up with bubba behind her
>pay bubba
>I'm first, despite her look I'm rock hard
>she fucks me for about 40 minutes
>I look extremely young, not quite 15 and girl looks like she's having a blast, she might have been a pedo
>came
>next guy's then
>he cums in 5 minutes, we notice because whore laughs very loudly at it
>Today it's been a good day
>next Day at School I get called by the principal, its a catolic school so the principal is a Sister, about 65yo
>interrogates me about the whore
>apparently the other kid freaked out during the night because he thought he got aids and told his parents all of it
>I suggest it would be a nightmare for the school if shit gets known
>I keep a badass look all the time to the bitch
>ok you can go user
>she never told anyone the corrupt sister
>that happened 10 years ago
>AIDS FREE BABY!

My first time was when I was 19 and it was with my 47 year old neighbor, dont know if theres enough to greentext but
>do oddjobs for neighbors cause broke
>she tends to pay me the most
>whenever I finish the work she always offers me food and drink, trying to get me to stay and talk
>figure out she lives alone after awhile
>decide to accept her offer and stay
>chat for awhile
>an hour or so actually
>shes actually kind of a cool person
>leave and go home after eating
>do this everytime she offers
>offers me alcohol after awhile even though not old enough to drink
>accept because not old enough to drink
>asks me about girlfriends
>"Never had any."
>shes surprised by that and says Im way too handsome to be single
>rest of the time goes by normally
>the next time Im over she gives more alcohol than usual
>like, a good bit more
>get pretty drunk
>she takes me into her room
>we fuck
>pays me like $80 whenever I do a job for her from then on

>15yrs old
>go away on end of year school surf camp thing, kinda lame, rained all the time, didn't get to surf but got to chill and flirt with the chicks that came away
>return home
>mutual girl friend says her 7/10 friend thought i was funny and asked for my number so she gave it to her
>semi stoked at this
>the friend has d-dd boobs and skinny frame, shame about her face, large chin of all things
>we text regularly for 2-3 weeks
>ignore one another at school
>one friday she invites me round to stay at her place saturday because "mom's away"
>ohfukyea.sex
>tell the boys, they know wassup and start hyping me up
>go round to friend Holden's house before hand, all the lads turn up and we start getting drunk cause being drunk makes you last longer
>The boys drop me off
>go inside wasted as shit
>she answers the door and can tell im drunk but must not have cared
>we go straight to her room and hop into bed, im in my jocks, shes in her bra and panties
>semi stiff
> "should we watch a movie user?"
> "yea sure, what dvd's you got"
>she flicks through a few and lands on 8 mile
> "yea 8 mile i've never seen it"
>puts on 8 mile and i have no idea whats going on cause im tunnel vision on pussy rn
>scene where rabbit and alex start fucking in the auto factory comes on
>we both know wassup and start making out and feeling eachother up
>strip off all remaining clothing and i straight smash missionary for like 40mins till i cum
>dont even care if she enjoyed herself
>text the boys the next morning
>they pick me up
>talk about it all afternoon
Wouldn't change a thing

still virgin 16 lets get it

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bump wanting to know how to

I thought an orange suckind dick was part of the story, wow what a twist

>loosing

same here man. first gf from 15-19, then broke up over bs and now we fuck again all the time xd