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Good job, OP.

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How badly is Khabib going to embarass him?

very badly

why didnt he just wrestlestall the rest of the round

Thanks OP

Very bad, he will ask for a verbal stoppage

Cap this

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what did he mean by this

@bokamotoESPN
Seventh time in a row, @TWooodley opens a betting underdog (vs. Thompson, UFC 209) . He's 4-1-1 in the last six.

bet the house on twood QUICK

His head is shaped like a pyramid

Thanks OP

Thanks OP. Schaub Bless

>JJL is the underdog against Ansaroff

Odds that Ansaroff gets robbed again?

You're in the bathroom taking a piss at a UFC event and as you're leaving and fastening your belt this guy blocks your path, gets really close to your face, lick lips and whispers "wussup doo"

What's your reaction?

Grab him by the pussy

I'd look him in his eyes and tell him "tell me you didn't just do that"

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Conor is pretty cool for a Manlet brother. Reminds me of Raymond Stereo. Conor is ready.

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Nevada is using the new scoring criteria for 209, right?

If so, Woodley at underdog pricing is absolutely insane.

>Watch on right hand

wow, what a body

we 5 March /heem/ naw

>man Conor is so fucking shook
>I will bounce your head off the c-canvas
>he might be really fucked this time
>laughing tom cruise jpeg

>I don't know what a mirror is

Hahaha wow, delete your post user

time to suck deez big orish balls dana

>ey rashad lemme aks u sumptin
>wussup doo
>you did not just get lori pregnant
>yes I did you know i did

Tyron Woodley's mom reacting to one of his fights, lol

Heem yourself my man.

what

WHERE ARE THEY

>How Shields has Nate's back
Based af, though he might not be the most interesting fighter to watch.

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his wife is hot af desu

*barfs*

proof?

Kek. Better than Manny Pacquiaos mom. When she's at his fights she's praying, crying and doing weird shit. Also looks like a tranny.

Shield's has a pretty solid resume desu

>Manlet
>cuck that is literally raising his wife's son

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He lost to Maia.

>fat mom
>created this

embarrassing lad

You now remember Uriah Hall

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"No"

Give me reasons to believe that Pena won't TKO Shevchenko through g&p.

why would I do that

>do-nothing top control wins rounds

t. Bigg Pigg

>that 5 year undefeated streak
>Okami
>Condit
>Pyle
>Daley
>Lawler
>Hendo
>kampmann

Then he lost to GSP but goes on to beat
>Sexyyama
>Woodley
>Maia

such a crazy fucking /heem/
-fedor getting heemed
-comeback heem (hendo was rocked and feel to the floor
-short uppercut disguised h-bomb from behind
-kinda looks like fedor was coming to at the end so its appears a weird stoppage (it was a good one though)

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when blacks mate it's like two dudes getting it on to make a baby so their offspring have double the testosterone

cuck

>we'll never see Herb Dean ref Krazy Horse against Uriah Hall

>It has been 2 years since Nick last fought

>the way hendo slides into rear side control to unleash that H-bomb

Fedor is a pride OG but that was a thing of beauty

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ROIDS
O
I
D
S

>it's been five years since Nick Diaz last won a fight

This is something I noticed growing up with blacks. The jacked ones always had obese mothers.

What is worse, being the same height as your significant other, or being in the same weight class as your significant other?

Brian Caraway and Tate both fight at 135 lol

>It has been 10 years since Chuck Liddell last won a fight

high test

and where did you grow up lol

nigga u gay

Is there any other MMA fighter that has had a worst downfall that Liddell?

>literally the king of UFC at the time
>doesn't train, goes clubbing and drinking
>loses his belt
>gets ko'd 3 times in a row
>forced to retire

>brash against authority
>some cunt on the panel takes umbrage and makes it her priority to ruin his career as much as possible
>ban time gets reduced anyway
bitches and hoes, it never fails

Jones maybe?

>Literally GOAT
>Never really lost
>On your way to breaking every single record in the book
>DUDE DRUGS AND ROIDS LMAO

worst part is it was totally under his control

At least he went out in a blaze. BJ just kind of pathetically fizzled out.

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Bigg pigg's and Pettis's have been pretty depressing so far

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How did randleman' mom look like

Which fighter is this?

Is this Vietnamese?

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Angela "Unstoppable" Lee
Singaporean/South Korean

Flyweight is such an awful division

>implying his mom is fat
>implying she isn't just perma bulking for the next strongman tournament

Nothing fucking changed.

Her septum is still ugly as fuck

Probably still some swelling.

probably still some swelling lad

she looks slightly cuter imo already

Damn Mia Li looking good.

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Randleman was built like a 185'er if he didn't abuse the roids.

Bless his soul

You are seething white boi

Rude!

wow these are some hot ladies

LET IT GO TRAV!

CLINNNNCH

CLINNNNCH

Shut the fuck up, nerd.

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth* you looked stiff out there, absolutely horrible, Travis was hitting you with some hard shots, he had nice clean boxing and had a nice wide stance, you looked like the worst fighter I've ever seen in all my years of calling fights, I'd rather watch Maryna Moroz vs. Danielle Taylor rematch each other for the next century than have to call another fight of yours, and I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related. Get out of here and never come back.

>He replies to a post halfway down the thread to defend woodley

Wew I'm seething m8

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COMBEENATION TRAV, TRAVIS LETS GO COMBEENATION! LETS GO!

Woodley is my boy so of course I'll defend him.

>betting before weigh ins

What a fookin goof

Wonderboy opens as favorite in rematch