ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start

ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start

>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck

...

you dominated that puss

>me at highschool
>drunk AF
>girl drunk too
>ask to fuck her
>she say no
>fuck her anyway while she cry
>stay friend with her after it

truly hope you die a miserable, lonely, protracted death.

typical grill
you did everything right

...that's beta af

you ran away, thats the opposite of alpha

nice

tell me more

>posts (You) related picture
>doesn't even reply to person, so there's no (You) except in the picture

Dumbest post I've seen on Sup Forums today.

She actually agreed to have sex with him, otherwise she would've gone to police after it happened.
So what does FBI have to do with simple relationship and sex between two kiddos?

not alpha at all.

Was when I was 17yo and she was 16yo at a party on the beach. I ask her to follow me somewhere with no one around (wasn't hard she was really intoxicated).
Then I ask her and she didn't want too. So I just grab her, remove her panties, put my jeans down and fuck her from behind under her skirt. She couldn't really escape as I block her arms while touching her tits.
Then we just got back to the party after she wiped her ters.
A fun night.

>playing WoW
>really need to pee
>run to bathroom
>start peeing
>cropspray errywhere
>run back to computer
>mom goes in bathroom
>shouts at me for peeing on floor, tells me to wipe it up
>I say no I'm busy
>bitch
>she mops up my pee
>I'm a level 72 druid
>I got epic items
>alpha as fuck

>be me
>go to a friends house
>eat 6 mg of xanax cause fuck it
>order pizza & request specific driver that bangs my ex
>pizza guy shows up
>punch him in the face
> close the door
>realize they accidentally put pineapple on the pizza
>start moving very quickly to my front porch to beat the driver to his car since he ran away in fear
>he's only halfway down the walkway
>chunk pizza box shot-put style so that it nails him hard
>he falls to the ground flailing his arms around and making retarded ass noises
>call him a faggot and that he better bring back the right order
>go back in my house
>take huge bong rip
>pass out
>wake up with 10 missed calls from dominos
> go to my front door
> a pizza is sitting on the ground
> a note "I guess you don't like pineapples"

>eat pizza anyway


THAT'S alpha

>be me
>15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus songs
>go in there, tell her to shut the fuck up
>she turns volume up and keeps on dancing
>I punch her really hard in the tit
>she starts crying immediately
>I unplug her speakers
>eject CD and throw it across room
>tell her I hope she gets tit cancer
>back to my room
>play My Chemical Romance really loud
>alpha as fuck

>sitting in class
>fucking Samantha sitting across from me
>wearing a mini skirt so short
>legs not crossed
>see her pussy imprint through her boxer shorts
>I can smell her scent across the room
>dick is fucking diamonds
>she notices I'm looking and crosses her legs
>drats
>after class I'm walking to next class
>she confronts me
>I throw her against Ms. Wilkins blackboard
>smell of chalk perfumes the air around us
>my virgin balls are almost bursting
>reach into my pocket and hit her with my pocket sand
>she's blinded
>success
>throw her on the ground
>stick my entire dick and balls inside her
>flail around on top like an animal
>she cums because I was great at sex
>I cum because I was great at sex
>I start chanting "DONALD TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT"
>she passes out
>walk out of classroom
>Ms. Wilkins and her class watching in horror
>alpha as fuck

I didn't realise this was a cringe thread.

>phone up nigger church from payphone
>hello, pentecostal church of
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>slam phone down
>run off before FBI trace the call
>alpha as fuck and a half

>be me
>High School Teacher
>Student gets in fight, loses
>Goes home and gets junkie brothers
>The Junkies arrive, speeding through the school into the car park
>School groundsman comes down in following car and says, "They're not meant to be in here."
>Two other teacher already trying to get one junkie back in the car
>I enter to foray with a puffed up chest and yell "Get the fuck back in your car and get the fuck out of the school right now."
> Dumbshit Junkie crumbs and skirts back into the car threatening to bring back his Dad
>All teachers stopped and started laughing our arse off while the Junkie chicken dicks drove back out

>>run inside
so alpha. i hope you die of testicle cancer animal abuser.

...

>be waiting to use ATM
>some fucking cripple in a wheelchair in line ahead of me
>presses the wrong fucking buttons
>gets his card back, goes to put it back in the machine
>I tell him to get to the back of the line because it's my turn at the ATM now
>alpha as fuck

>feel depressed halfway through semester
>not kill myself and finish degree instead
>work through my problems slowly and find a job (not in field but whatever)
>patience and work got me a job in my field
>feel accomplished and have a somewhat healthy social life

And everything was alright.

>I punch her really hard in the tit

I used to love punching my sister in the tits

I used to love sucking on my sis tits

I'll take things that never happened for $1,500 Alex.

moralfag

i wonder if you ever smiled like a real smile big warm smile, in the past im guessing no

Running from responsibility sure sounds alpha to me too.

That story is so totes true bro. I mean domino's totally will send whoever you ask to deliver bro. I have this smoking hot chick come over and blow me and I don't even pay for the pie bro

yeah sure, as if the guy lets you go that easy after punching him and thinking it were just the pineapples, he'd sue your ass out of your beta flat you fgt

aha sure

well, rape is alpha as fuck

rape

gj man.

that pasta is old as fuck right there