/nba/ General - Lelbron Edition

MIN:Zach LaVine (hip) doubtful for Wednesday
NY:Derrick Rose (personal) will start Wednesday
MIA:Report: MIA not actively shopping Whiteside
DEN:Kenneth Faried (illness) questionable vs. IND
DEN:Gary Harris, Gallinari questionable vs. IND
DEN:Nikola Jokic (illness) probable for Thursday
SAC:DeMarcus Cousins scores 24 w/ four treys
MIA:Hassan Whiteside's 20-20 game not enough
SA:Kawhi Leonard scores 30 w/ 3 steals, 3 blocks
HOU:James Harden triple-doubles in win
MLW:Michael Beasley scores 28 in win over Spurs
MLW:Giannis (illness) goes scoreless in 9 minutes

Schedule

>"As far as that situation, since last game, he's been doing little slick elbows," Lillard said of Russell. "And I play the game clean. I'm from Oakland. I ain't with that extra stuff and nobody can just do what they want to me
you can say lillard had his jimmies RUSSELLED

John wall> isiah Thomas

Isiah is a manlet, this going without saying

Blazers, Thunder, and Cavs all playing today on ESPN.

Some people unironically and actually believe that isaiah Thomas is better, I'm just trying to enlightenment the fools.

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Dlo is a foot taller than him, Dame would get that ass beat

Just give LeBron the fucking MVP already

>snitch playing dirty

No surprise. Fucking scum. Lakers going to be a joke for the next decade.

Haha

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>mfw Steph isn't even in the same breath or sentence of any discussions for MVP

Beasley is better than Rose now lmao

going to my very first NBA game tonight lads

what should i expect

Unless you're front row it's pretty boring and just an excuse to get drunk and eat over priced food and drinks.

>Warriors guard Stephen Curry received all 131 first-place votes to become the first unanimous winner of the NBA's Most Valuable Player Award on Tuesday. Curry is the first player in league history at any position to average 30 points per game in less than 35 minutes per game over a full season.

AHHHH hi haters :)

At least one drunk asshole screaming too loud

>Unironically thinking John wall is a good point guard

WHAT???? LMAO

Dude is a freaking WALKING TRIPLE DOUBLE lmao, kill yourself casual.

Better than that no-defense, no-assist manlet

Harden likes Obama hahahahahaha

>0 finals mvp
>blown 3-1 lead

Fun. Awesome if you're sitting in the 100s where you can heckle the players and you get to really see how fucking fast and big these guys are irl

Most black athletes do

Wow what are the odds a photographer would be there to capture that (((moment)))?

I just ran the numbers. According to my calculations here are the guard rankings in the east:

1. Giannis Antentekoopo - 9.925
2. Jimmy Buttler - 9.0
3. DeMar DeRozan - 8.925
4. Isaia Thomas - 8.8
5. John Wall - 8.75
6. Kyle Lowry - 8.3
7. Kyrie Irving - 8.0
8. Kemba Walker - 7.75
9. Bradley Beal - 7.375
10. Goran Dragic - 6.8
11. Dwyane Wade - 6.3

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9001: Rajon Rondo - 4.875
9002: Kyle Korver - 3.425 (LMAO)

Will HOU make it ten in a row tonight?

No. Jizzlies are a better team

But they're playing the T'wolves, user.

Lmao wtf

What are these numbers

>Derrick Rose seeking max-contract
LEL

t. Knicks fan

Oh. No. Cockshits suck

OH NO HOW YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CAKE

STEPPIN IN MARGIELA YOU CAN'T WALK MY WAY

LIKE, GET OUT MY FACE

DIAMONDS IN MY TEETH, DON'T TALK MY WAY

I swear if France post here ever again i'm going to snap

it's a new advanced stat I invented

(Pts + Rebounds + Assists + Steals + Blocks - Turnovers + X factor) / (D Factor)

X factor = number between -1 and 1 that accounts for clutchness
D Factor = number between 3-5 that accounts for defense (lower number = better)

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Reminder that we have a new meme team in town

MVP is already locked for Westbrick or Hardick.
Get Steph's dick out of your mouth already, faggot.

Obama was the realist nigga out there. Gonna miss him in office. Now we get the complete opposite of a charismatic guy. We're stuck with a literal teenage girl who won't stop tweeting.

Low energy troll post right here.

Take a lap.

Sad!

Embeast vs porzinGOD who wins
Place your bets

Porzingis every single day.

Embiid is way too sloppy and inefficient. Fancy moves don't mean shit when you get blocked and styled on the perimeter.

>Obama was the realist nigga out there

Don't know man, Turgenev was also pretty good.

Sad alright.
We got an actual board circle jerks around Trump. No president has ever had that lmfao.
Sad!

They even made a fuckin copypasta about some goldenshower piss shit. Holy shit, our country is fucked.

Embiid is pretty efficient can do anything porzingas can do and play in the post and he is still on minutes restrictions pretty much putting up the Same numbers porzingus has and he is playing with d leaguers and is still a rookie

>mfw Sup Forums has grown to large it's literally influencing the American political system and is a real power of subversion in the most powerful country on earth

Every day I see people on twitter and facebook fall for their fake news and they're too stupid to google to see if it's real or not.

Our population is at an all time low in common sense and intelligence due to all of them growing up on social media sites instead of real life.

Porzingis is better now but I think embiid will be better in 2 years

Last digit confirms the number of rings the Lakers will win in the next 10 years.

>inefficient
He's a rookie posting good TS% on very high usage.

#NBAvote Zaza Pachulia

social media should have never expanded beyond usenet 2bh

>Giannis
>Jimmy

They play small forward.

the difference between a SG and SF is marginal, wings are wings

>new advanced stat I invented
>X factor

What chicken joint has the best wings?

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buffalo

>Wingstop

LMAO

>11.23

wew

indubitably

>everyone stopped talking about the Clippers and Clopstotraps4lyfe rarely comes here and doesn't gloat anymore

Lmao

>mfw Blake and CP3 leave and DJ justs wastes away with KG eating up a check only teaching him how to put up a push shot and basic postup moves he should've know 5 years ago

look at most starting SGs an SFs in the league and you will see they spend significant minutes playing both positions. The only ones that don't are combo guards like Harden and forward tweeners like Wilson Chandler, which are both far more rare than they use to be.

>Doc gets fired and Ballmer moves the team to Seattle

Is there a more stunted growth than DJ in NBA history?

Most players like him would've been out the league sooner because no one has the patience for losers like him.

Clips4lyfe is too busy playing nba2k and hanging out with the hottest men.

Infact he just invited me to a quick game. He beat my ass last time we played because he spammed 3s.

DJ like Andre Drummond stopped caring after pay day. This is their peak

Dj wouldn't be shit without Chris Paul.

>hanging out with the hottest men

he's taking it in the bum isn't he?

yes

What are you doing today /nba/?

What team is the most millennial team?

your mom

cavs

But she's dead...

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exactly

Trying to figure out why the fuck this useless piece of utter shit is doing on MY team

Working :(

Boston teams need a token white guy playing PF or C.

This

Gotta appease Bombston fans, they're racist as hell.

thats what we have jonas jerebko for

Kelly Olynyk literally, L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y provides nothin

i have NO idea why brad plays him at all

Gym -> Get high ->Anime/Vidya
Maybe watch Portland and Grizzlies

Why do you have a trip?

>this trip
>this post
>being this degenerate

Pure unadulterated cancer.

To piss people off.

Nigga are u retarded

>Gym
we found the fatass

We found the Auschwitz fit skinny kid

I could press 5x your weight you skinny dyel

We found the ugly faced gym douche

>another trip bites the dust
next

>we found the fatass
look at the flag

was it that hard?

.>trip posts
>/nba/ spends the next 10 posts talking about trips
pot/kettle desu
Are the Grizzles gonna get Westbrook thrown out again?

No. Westbrook will yet again have an MVP night