> Be me > Out with the boys > They're all drunk out of their minds > I don't drink because that's degenerate > We decide to go fishing > Pull up to the river > I see two ducks fucking in the water > duck.fuck > Only I see it, guys are focused on baiting the poles > The ducks fly off and leave feathers in the water > One of my friends asked what was in the water Autism activates > ItsaDuckLeaf > Duck leaf? > Get called a autistic queef > Catch nothing and go home depressed
James Mitchell
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Jordan Butler
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Landon Roberts
Op again, I have another story > I'm at restaurant with the family > Its a fancy Italian restaurant > Its food is created and decorated in a fancy way > Order a plate of spaghetti > Get my food last > As they set it down I noticed its kinda piled in a way where it looks like a boot > Shout out > IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOT LOL > My autism makes the boot sound like boob > So everyone around me heard > IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOB LOL EndMe.jpg
Jaxon Ward
>Be me, 13 years old >Transfer to new school >Religious school, everyone wears uniforms >Very shy and timid at this point in my life >Two girls who are friends keep trying to be my friend all week, making small talk, etc >Feel uncomfortable cuz virginity is fully intact >They get more and more brazen >In my second week there, they ask me to come over and go skinny dipping at a pool at one of their houses >Tell me their parents won't be home all weekend and after the pool we can go inside and "play" >Explain to me that they "play" together but they've been wanting to find a boy to experiment with >o...o...ok s..sure. I'll see you guys then....
>Virginity goes into overdrive and I get scared. Literally drop out of that school and homeschool for the rest of the year, blame illness or some shit
>tfw I missed my chance of losing my virginity in a threesome with two 13 year old catholic school girls
Eli Smith
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Sebastian Miller
Your faggot boy group goes fishing for tadpoles? Really ? Tadpoles? Kys by chocking on your boys cocks, all of you.
Jose Scott
>be me >be young, around 10 >be part of a group, it's like a community group thing >we'd play games together and all sorts, kinda like a group to ensure the community stuck together >i really loved art >spend my days drawing pictures of scenery and grand buildings >get breddy gud >didn't do well in school, it kinda sucked desu >decided to forego higher education >figured i'd make it as an artist >in my twenties now >still in that same group from childhood, i'm becoming kind of a role model for people there >apply for art school >crappingmypants.jpg >got really nervous and fucked my paintings up so i got rejected >doesn't matter >do something else >joined the army >got sent to war >shit sucked, but i read a lot on my downtime >i learn a lot in my time in war, i learn things i want to apply when i get back home >i think i know how to help improve that community group thing i was in >finally i get back home >go see the people in the group >its changed a lot >people don't look out for each other anymore >there's new people here who don't behave very nice at all, they always like and try to manipulate people >they especially manipulate the few disabled kids that were there >shocked that nobody has said anything about it >i decide to speak out and ask what the fuck is going on, why is everything a mess and who are these awful people >people don't answer me right away, stay quiet >the shitty new people hate me right away, as if i'm encroaching on THEIR territory >keeps happening like this for about 3 weeks until finally people start getting pissed off and come to me >they tell me they want those people out of the group and because the group leaders aren't willing to, i should just take the role of leader myself >kinda scared, never been a leader much >i know it's just a little club but i really liked these people, didn't want to fuck it up
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Elijah Walker
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Justin Torres
>few days later >we've all organised >i go in to the group and just take role of leader >announce that the new, awful, people are no longer welcome because they've ruined it >old leaders don't like this, i don't know why >i'm still confused to this day as to why they didn't want the shitty people gone >anyway, they try to tell me i have to go >they say they'll call the police and have me removed >it escalates kind quick and turns in to a fight between me and the original people of the group against the new people and the old group leaders >we win and just throw the fuckers out >tell them never to come back >they got beat up kinda bad though, the group wanted revenge i guess >finally, got my group of friends back that i always had >feelsgoodman >NEEENAAWNEEENAAAW.jpg >police come barging through the door >they have guns >fug.csv >people in the group shit themselves and jump up about to run >police shoot >a few of my friends are hit, mostly in the legs but one in the back >i gotta go, i know they'/re coming from me and i'm sure those cunts we kciked out of the group had said something real bad about us to the cops to warrant gun usage >run out of the place >don't know where to go >just run right to the nearby woods, at least i can hide a bit in there and clear my head >i'm sat in the woods for at least 8 hours, just thinking and thinking and thinking >"what have i done for this to happen?" >"will i juts be killed if i try to approach the polce?" >feel stuck >all i ever wanted to do was just enjoy my time with my friends at my group, i knew them all since i was a child >they were family to me, i just wanted to get rid of cunts who were abusing them >now i'mgetting shot at >can't handle the stress, i kill myself >i'm sorry
And that's the story how the entirety of Europe was autistic, and still is.
Jaxson Cooper
>be me >be fith grade >having a normal day >teacher tells us we're going to hang out with the tards >nobody wants to do it >teacher tells us we have to >get to the tard room >see all the disgusting tards >immediately want to vomit >the smell of puke and chicken tendies covers the room >go sit down with one tard >Let's call him Anthony >now Anthony was probably the largest tard I had seen in my life >about 7 ft 400 pounds >I mean this kid was monstrous for the 5th grade >also it turns out the tards get to keep there phones in class >we don't even get to take them out of the lockers >he opens up his phone >he shows me his beyblade collection on his phone >not fucking joking >he gets up to go to the bathroom and leaves his phone there >I get a awful idea >I'm going to blow this tards mind
>pick up his phone and look for the most hardcore porn I can find >arrive on a video of a white chick getin two dicks in the ass >have it load to where it's ready to be played all the way through >lock the phone when I hit play >was going to play as soon as tard opened his phone >put the phone down >about that time the tard teacher told us to go back to our teacher >leave the room without seeing Anthony's reaction >I thought that was it >but god was I wrong
Wyatt Robinson
The poles refer to fishing poles you autistic cunt
Cameron Peterson
>later that day >back in our own room >hear the loudest screaching in my fucking life >the whole school starts looking for the source >takes about 20 minutes of screaching to find the source >narrow it down to the elevator >our school was 2 story so they had an elevator for the handicapped kids >they have to call the fire department to open the sliding doors >at this point most of the school was gathered around this elevator >they finaly get it open >it is Anthony and a girl we all called juicy Lucy >he is fucking her hard as shit >they kept trying to get near him to stop this madness >they just had to wait for him to finish >I mean how do you stop a 7 ft tard >so after all this happens find out Anthony got super horny after opening up his phone >he talked to juicy Lucy and they fucked in the elevator >mfw no-one found out it was me >mfw juicy Lucy got pregnant
Grayson Cox
>be me, 18 >start at new school >get along great with new class >two grills from class, 8/10 and 9/10, ask me to go swimming disco (still not sure what that is) >only respond "ehh" >didn't go because I feared they thought I was gay >later at a party, 9/10 on my lap >can't remember what we were talking about, but i distinctly remember her giving me "fuck me" eyes >sperg out and miss my chance
Joshua Jackson
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Jose Rogers
>Be Me yeah that's about it
Henry Ward
Op here, I have another story. This one is a bit fuzzy in my memory but I still know the jist of it. >Be me >In kindergarten >All the cool kids brought their parents to lunch >I wanted to be a cool kid so I invited my mom to lunch >Mom comes and we sit down and eat >Some girl was screwing around and said to me "I'm gonna give you cooties >EwwNo.jpg >She hugs me >I go into a autistic rage >Shove her over and go find some random girl and I proceed to stomp on her glasses >Mom watches in shock >She never went out to lunch with me at school again
Joshua Martin
at least make it believable, user...
Aaron Ross
>17, perma-virg at house party (UK btw) >ask the chad DJ playing music if he'd play some "good" music instead of the 2008 nigger rap he'd been playing all night >he says "you put something on then" and gives me the aux cable >plug in ipod and immediately put on nickelback rockstar >everyone stares and a few people start dancing a bit, but awkwardly >one emo 8/10 girl starts dancing with me >she seems really into it, but I thought she was on something >we start dancing a bit heavy and she grinds on me a bit >song ends and next on playlist is fucking britney spears >girl immediately stops dancing and says she doesn't like the song >out of fear of looking weak I continue dancing on my own to britney - "gimme more" >halfway through chad DJ unplugs my ipod and continues playing the nignog music
mfw the 8/10 emo chick ended up banging the DJ and are now married with 3 kids
Gavin Gomez
>be me >new kid in the school >story not about me but some other kid >get welcomed and sit down in a space that was between a girl and this guy >Guy seems to be a full on potato after taking another inspection >not down syndrome but something else >Turn around to look at him >he puckers his lips and moves closer to me and makes weird noises >I turn around to the girl and ask what's wrong with him >get completley blanked >Confused and somewhat afraid of the tard attempting to kiss me After a couple of weeks >Same tard pulls on my friends arm tugging on it and constantly repeating my friends name and his own name >Retard strength of course, it's rather annoying >Friend decides to punch the tard in the face >Zero reaction from the tard except "Ouch" when getting full on punched square in the nose. >All this happened in first month of joining this school Two years go past >Another tard comes over to the same class as this was the only class with spaces left >Female who looks like a fucking monkey, has a moustache, hairy legs ect ect >Runs after people in the school and attempts to bite them and shit >Teachers brush it off as her being a tard and how people shouldn't provoke her >Gets everything done by teachers, attempts to flirt with other people awkwardly garbing onto her own tits and smearing her boogers all over the nose. It was a fucking nightmare I swear.