Anal sex with women is only appealing to those getting denied/cucked by their GF and closet fags

Anal sex with women is only appealing to those getting denied/cucked by their GF and closet fags

Prove me wrong faggots

You're just mad because you can't get any fag.
>sage

sex with women is only appealing to those getting denied/cucked by their GF and closet fags

Prove me wrong faggots

Gosh, guess I have a different opinion than you. Oh no!

I like fucking her in the ass cus I don't have to use a condom and no chance of pregnancy. That's basically it.

Why would I want to stick my dick in a poop-filled hole?

>Why would I want to stick my dick in a poop-filled hole?
mentally disturbed likes the smell of shit

Do people not clean their asses where you come from?

What about blow jobs? Are those gay too.

Gay is wanting to have sex with a male. Anything with XX chromosomes is female shithead.

Uh what?

Do you have any experience with women whatsoever. Believe it or not some of them actually enjoy it.

Here's another news flash for you. Women are people! Mind blown??

You're a virgin, and you need some real life experience.

My GF knows how to clean her ass for me. Never had poo dick. Not once.

This makes literally no sense.

>Why would I want to stick my dick in a poop-filled hole

is your ass literally poop-filled 24/7?

your body is broken if so, go get an update and fix your shit body

Fine, why take the garbage chute when the waterslide is open?

you may want to install a new anus user, my gf knows how to clean, we live in a modern and civilised society...
unless you're living in the middle of fucking nowhere, india, or any other shitty country, then you anus should be clean already

I love fucking chicks up the ass even better than in the pussy, but gay porn and traps make me want to vomit.

Because violating women is fun. Especially when they come to you all nice and clean and a few months later they're calling you Daddy and begging you to shoot in their poop chute

Have you ever had anal sex with a woman? The sensation is unreal and so warm and tight back there.

Aye but what's the point in only sticking your dick a half inch in?

This

Best one I heard was, "Fuck my ass, Daddy, like you just don't care."

Who fucks a woman's ass a half inch in? She will protest unless you plunge her guts with the whole thing.

Sucks to be you! Never experiencing going balls deep in a woman from behind.

I once dated a girl that had never been kissed at 18 much less even sexed. A few months into the relationship we're in bed and I ask her to talk dirty. She looks me in the eyes and says, "fuck me, Daddy like I'm your stepdaughter and you found out I'm a 16 year old prostitute"

I loved that girl :) Pic for reference

make sure she is clean so you can go balls deep, the holiday is coming up in my country so my gf is coming over and we're doing it then.
make sure you have lube, she is clean, and you go slow at first

You were the one talking about a clean anus user

>but gay porn and traps make me want to vomit
What's the difference?
They are doing the exact same thing
Fucking hell, traps even look like women so you cant even say it is because of that

You seem pretty mad about anal.

having more options than not in life is good, friend

im baffled i would have to explain this to another human being whos functional enough to write on the internetz

My GF knows my ex wouldn't take it in the ass. A lot of her ass fucking dirty talk is about that. It's amazing.

I never said you had to get rid of an option
What did you think I did, rip her asshole out?

No, I'm just saying that one option is strictly better than the other

the only sex worth of is with girls with dicks. i dont consider humans those with no dick.

thanks user, it is good to know that people like you wont be having children and that natural selection is still working on the human race

Fingering -->Fingering her ass (pussy juice makes it easier) like a dipstick to check if she has a peanut butter issue --> If all clean then eat her asshole and push your saliva inside her ass

This makes no-lube anal much easier and ensures you don't get much shit on your dick.

wow you really are fucking simple, aren't you

or just still young and naive

So because I don't want to stick my dick in the sewers that makes me simple?
well at least I'm not whatever you are

this has nothing to do with your dick, this has to do with your thought process

the fact you misunderstand this so badly tells me even stronger how simple your thought process is

Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

Why are all of your retarded fucking counter-arguments "HURR BUT THERE'S NO POOP IN IT 24/7" Here let me dumb down the question for you cuck fucks. Why would I want to put my dick in her ass, period, when I can just as easily fuck her poon?

All I said was my GF knows how to clean her ass. Like, she disappears in the bathroom for 10 minutes before we fuck, and is clean as a whistle for me.

As for why I want to fuck her ass, well... It feels great, it makes her talk dirty like mad, she gets off on it, I could go on, but if I have to explain you're never going to get it.

Yes, it's true! Now fuck off.

>you're never going to get it
We get it, you are a closet fag living out your gay fantasies through her ass

lol this guy is too simple to get it, but he keeps trying

wait, have you never tried anal before? if so its obvious

>People like something I don't like, that must mean there is something wrong with them and that I am better than them.

I can't prove you wrong but I don't understand your logic. Please explain?

Guess I shouldn't tell you that she fucks my ass, too... Wouldn't want to be accused of being a closet fag, would I?