Things you can say, Go!

Things you can say, Go!

What the fuck is that?

I'll miss you.

Take your cock out of grandmas mouth user

I'm gonna cum

i miss my ex

I know it looks like I don't want to be here but at least I came

He hasn't been this stiff in years.

i have no idea how i got here

It was the second stroke that did it

Sorry mum I've just cum inside you.

*cries*

What's that smell?

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
YEAAAAHHHH
FUCK YEEEEEEAAGHHH

Damn... I'm gonna miss that pussy.

they did a great job on the body, it looks so lifelike... where's the priest? he's late? figures. I'm glad the whole family is here to see this. is that Grandma? wow she looks great for 80.

welp, let's get this thing going.

glad i'm not paying for this

Winner

Eh, I've seen deeper holes.

I'm gonna bury this thing

I can't say I know you that well

"smells like something died in here"

I'm about to beat that pussy to death!

it happened so fast

I'm just going to stay long enough to pay my respects then leave.

>Rest in peace Bitch
*Inserts cock*

rawr, I'm a dinosaur

I'm so sorry

Not uncle Joe, No! Why god, Why?

Thats just sad to look at

Everything will be veryhard from now on...

Best me to it

/thread

Damn thing better stay down after going to all this effort...

Daddy

It's not rape, if she is dead, sister.

Well, that was surprisingly less depressing than I thought it would be.

He wasn known to all as a hard man

Go back to fucking /r/askreddit you unoriginal fuck.

I'm sorry, were you close?

"People get so upset when it's a child"

I always cried in situation like this, but somehow, now I'm just feel euphoric

Very good.

"going down"

She was so young...

It's strange to do it outdoor

So sad...

hahahahhaahhaahh

nice tiem

well, it depends if you are fucking the corpse

its times likes this that makes us realize how valuable protection is.

"This is deep"

fuken kek

Time to crack open a cold one.

i'm gonna cum on your fucking face

>I'm sorry for you loss
>He's in a better place now
>Stop eating the potato salad dad not everyone is here yet

...

don't kys

Stop making sad faces, you're going to make me sad too

>thread

Damn he's big when he's all stretched out

make america great again

Great service

...

Damn it, I always cum too early!

9/11 was an inside job

Taxation is theft.

jews did9/11

I'm leaving I can't take this any longer

It's useless, it won't fit in...
yes we've already tried pushing it in all together mom, it's just too big

too young

Let's put the stiff one in the hole already.

This is taking forever.

Thanks for the cold one.

She looks like a dead fish

that particular event will mark my life forever

This is the best sex i've ever had.

I thought I told you to shave your anus

I love when they're all suited up

How much is this gonna cost me?

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?

Nothing prepared me for that moment, but here we are

I just came.

These sentences all work great on their own, and together. Top kek

"I can't bear to look - is it in yet?"

I need more tissues....

Let's see what that bastard left for us...

I'm so hard right now.

Let me ... freshen up a bit here

You may be entitled to financial compensation.

"Gonna be honest here. I'm not used to these kind of events"

Holy shit

Kek

I know you dont want this andit hurts now, but its for the best. So stop crying, and work your way through it...for both of us.

Why did it have to be you, grandma?

My condom's on my lance.

These things are always easier when you've got your family nearby.

A HORSE, MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE

I'm glad you came

kek doodle doo

underrated post.