>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
Ask her who the FUCK is she and why the FUCK she's in my room and then I'd probably call the cops because she's either some supernatural deity or a fucking lunatic.
>"Let's play rape"
>"No!"
>rape her anyways
Exit building to crack open cold ones with the boys.
>"Let's play rape"
>"No!"
>"Thats the spirit!"
so, fuck her?
>supernatural diety
>attempt to fuck her
>she absorbs you into her vagina
>fucking lunatic
>attempt to fuck her
>she cuts your dick off and kill you and then adds your dick to her dick chandelier
No thanks familia.
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
KeK
Wow, my bedroom looks nice.
Uhhh... ask her her price?
Wake up
Wonder why I'm in the Addams family house.
so you find her attractive?
"More than you can afford"
It's not a dream
Do sex
Pssh, if that's where I live she can name her price.
Ponder if im in the right house...
Then realize my bedroom has a staircase and a chaindelier...
That ain't my bedroom
"The deed to this house for the privilege of looking at me when i turn around"
Holy fucking kek
"Alright, counter offer: I won't put a bullet in you as I escort you out of my house."
Tell her that it's going to take a lot of shitplay to get that Klondike bar she's after