Now you remember Ronaldo

Now you remember Ronaldo

That's a pretty convincing tranny on the left.

that's a big belly

The dream of all men with his bank account

Is there a happier man alive?

>Caralhdo

will he ever stop fucking tranny bunda?

that's actually a very small belly for Ronaldo standards

he's been 10 times fatter

...

you now remember slow as fuck Ronaldo with a gut schooling defenders in WC2006

Even fat he would obliterate every single defense on MLS

For you

>still has more of a six pack than me despite the fact I exercise 10x more

not fair desu

WTF is that my sister on the right?

nah, Ilsinho is a discount Ronaldo. Great skills but fat

hasn't done much since entering the league

he's living the dream.

>"After the confirmation of his fourth child, Ronaldo stated on 6 December 2010 that he had had a vasectomy, to "close the factory", feeling that having four children was enough."

Kek

every time I go to /trv/ it reminds me of him

he would be goat if he went bodybuilding

>if you cant beat them, be them

that guy is risking his head wearing that shirt.

>4
>aa,ab,ba,bb
actually a sensible man.
four is the most sensible limit for not contributing genetic wastes

how does he still have an adonis belt at that weight

>implying his knees can take weight

From what I've heard, most brazilians wear it because it looks like a flamengo jersey with less adverts.

Is he the Ubermensch?

more like übergewichtig

>they all die in an accident

well, good job.

You now remember that Ronaldo rode around the Burning man on a Segway

>immer fetter

that's amazing

>comparing a literal who with one of the GOAT talents football has ever seen

All that fat and he's still got a flat chest. I wish i had those genetics.

kek you lardass its because you have no muscle your tits are hanging, go do some dips

Decades of high level training

>Apollo's belt still very visible
Core strength lasts forever if you train properly

he's bara now.

Is this the natty limit?

Germany only gained more respect from us after 7-1. But I can imagine that an American animal isn't able to process things such as respecting your adversaries and not wanting to kill them all.

He probably asked not to invite anyone with a fit body to the party.

He looked like shit in that last game he played with Brazil but he was probably in his fatest moment

He'd still destroy any MLS defense in that form though

>rich
>retired
>enjoying life to the fullest
>just hit 40
>can get almost any pussy he wants
>tfw I will never achieve this

>wearing a foreign NT's jersey

Is this a thing in other countries? I know you'll see it in the US with "Muh Heritage" and all.

BPL for that matter too

when is he due?

no one cares about it

some NT like Croatia, Germany, Japan, etc , is kinda normal because the kit is pretty nice and people like to wear football shirts

I used to see a bunch of people with Messi's Argentina shirt in his prime days.