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Reminder

Megan is a 7/10 at best

Tony is a kickass striker and grappler but short of a submission or ground fucking, I don't see him being able to trade shot after shot in the pocket with goobs and getting the win.

Mcgregor is one of the few white fighters in the lighter divisions with insane knockout power and precision.

You guys might be right though and ferguson is better than I'm giving him credit for but after seeing him go 5 rounds with RDA without getting him in that much danger I'm skeptical of Tony's power.

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jealous lanklet detected

I feel sad that someone actually put so much thought into that list

>I don't see him being able to trade shot after shot in the pocket with goobs and getting the win.

I can see him doing just that and finishing him off in the 2nd round

> few white fighters

What does him being "white" have to do with it?

RDA has a good chin. Tony can put the pace on McBlack and drag him into deep waters

All depends on how those first two rounds play out

Damn, guess House Adan wins this battle for the new thread

>I rank BJ "Artem Lobov" Penn

autistic spergs like that don't deserve sympathy

yeah but shes a hot 7

>all those significant strikes landed
>0 knockdows
>0 moments in the fight when RDA was in serious trouble

Why are you so upset that we appreciate Schaub? Tell me about it, I'm genuinely curious.

her career is doing MMA interviews and being cute on MMA videos

that's a +1 at least

>I don't rank BJ Penn

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>Le can only win fights if you le knock someone out

Can you at least try and pretend you've been watching longer than a year?

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How hard would Schaub be shadowrealmed by roiding Rizin cro cop

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Go back to posting scat, booger eater. Everyone is being calm and cordial. You are only fanning the flames my guy

Listen man *brings microphone closer* you're just not a good fighter, you're a big guy sure but there's lots of big guys who shouldn't be fighters, you call yourself big brown and this reflects your fighting style quite accurately, watching you fight is like watching a big turd with hair and bad tattoos flail around the octagon. I've never seen anything so grotesque and it's never been an honor calling any of your fights. Your fight with Travis Browne was a literal nightmare, after he landed the first jab I just knew you were done for, you just don't know the basics of fighting at all, and I'm not saying all this to be mean, I'm saying this cause I'm your friend,

>Oh I agree 100% for sure you're my boy but I disagree

You honestly should have just become a male stripper, you're not a funny comedian and you're a garbage fighter, I've seen you hit pads before and I wanted to claw my eyes out but out of respect I stayed behind. I doubt your commitment to anything, you have a glass chin, skidded footwork and non-existent head movement, you shouldn't be fighting at even an amateur level, I don't worry about you at all, you made a horrible career choice and should rethink your life.

>do not complain
What did he mean by this?

what about heavyweight

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someone needs to change this to 'hahaha nigga just go on paternity leave'

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Imagine you were trying to complain about autistic shitposters posting off topic while doing the exact same thing and completely goofing yourself

Now try visualizing this person as 5'3

moar

I'm just reinforcing my point that I don't see Tony dropping Goober.

I just don't see him winning the fight any other way than wrestlefucking or outstriking him in the later rounds when Mcgregors cardio is going to shit.

>24 years old

>the heeminder triggers him this hard
Didn't even make it desu, but now I know it works on the Cheeto lord

I see him beating him up, tiring him up and submitting him on the ground, he doesn't need to knock him out to win.

>being so triggered by someone you waste 5 minutes of your life just to make a rule set to ignore them.

sauce?

Pretty pumped for Sunday's fights

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Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth* you looked stiff out there, absolutely horrible, Travis was hitting you with some hard shots, he had nice clean boxing and had a nice wide stance, you looked like the worst fighter I've ever seen in all my years of calling fights, I'd rather watch Maryna Moroz vs. Danielle Taylor rematch each other for the next century than have to call another fight of yours, and I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related. Get out of here and never come back.

>another thread derailed by schaubspergs

So what else is new?

Anyone here know much about schaub porn?

I watched that two girls one cup video a while ago, but now I'm curious about checking out some other stuff since everyone here is so into schaub.

Groovy Banana champ when?

You really must live a pathetic life to start a thread with my picture. I mean really, get a more productive hobby.

that's because the heeminder is like kryptonite to a samefagging autist starved for attention. watch him respond to this post in a futile attempt for (you)s.

[Gamang] Sports Girl Ch.1-25 (English) (YoManga)

yall gay if u wudn't smash

Schaub devotee #38 reporting for duty

>what is this?
Kek

Literally no one cares you fat weeb

Brother we're just talking Schaub, you guys sperg and scat out in response

I think we know what the real issue is

dude looks like a lady

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Just had a yuge meal....

post #10

I need to know what "this" is!

reeeeeeeee

>Goes in thread
>almost everyone is talking about Schaub
Feels good man

>unnatural power
>gains 10 pounds of muscle in a month
>can't come to press conference because training in middle of nowhere in Iceland where nobody can find him, including USADA

Go on...

Nightmarish thread everyone

kek

No one has ever rocked big ben that hard before. That is a big feather in schaub's cap desu. Also rothwell was popped for roids after this fight

I'm sorry you're all alone.

>Rewatching UFC 205
>Goldie says Eddie is looking much better as the fight goes on
>Conor literally TKOs him 2 seconds later
>He also said Bisping had never been knocked out right before Hendo landed the best knockout in UFC history

Gonna miss that goof, he's a jinx for the fighters most of the time.

Although I kinda hate how she turned into a cunt after defeating Ronda. I liked her because she was so humble and down to earth.

Is anik the 30 something goldberg of the 40 something crowd?

I feel a big brown shob crawling up, but I called the plumber yesterday to unclog all the shobs I left there last weekend and I don't know anywhere to deposit all these schaubs in my system.

nah bro, he's just high test

you jelly

go drink more estrogen water. the govt wants you to be weak and unable to fight back

>Lots of people sperging out and schaub posting
>No one talking about BJ/Yair or Lauzon/Held fighting this Sunday

Much disappoint lads

>even the idea of posting this picture triggers the cheeto-fingers

Why you gotta be so mad all the time? Perspective is a big thing in life. Instead of wallowing in your own failure by being mad at Schaub. You can appreciate Schaub and finally appreciate and achieve success

Schaub Bless

Her sister tho

>schaub
>achieve success

I was talking it about here Shit-fingers and flingers are just trying to smear Schaub. We just wanna talk good things like fights man

What's your prediction for the fights?

All it takes is bringing up the massive brain injury brandon has for the cheeto spergs who do it for free to reach into their gay folders to reply to you.

eh all she's got going is a pushup bra

so why didn't he get in trouble for that?

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schaub bless

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you don't slaughter your golden egg laying goose m8

Yoel

Link that shit bro I dont have time to type out all that bullshit

i see that robbie and rory were way over the average levels too during that same testing period

agreed

and THICC

Caraway killed that card for me. Wanted to see my boy Rivera whoop his twink ass.

Nobody cares about the most disappointing "prodigy" in the history of sports vs some goofy meme fighter

You can roid, but reasonably, they allow 3 or 4 times the normal T levels in UFC

>my boy Rivera

How embarrassing

there's a decent chance BJ subs Yair

> my boy Rivera

Schaub bless brothers. Love coming home to see some positive reinforcement from my Schaubros.

There's also a decent chance BJ gets whooped and gives up on the stool

The same reason they knew vitor was roiding but still let him fight jon.

lets say BJ does win somehow.. what do they do with him? immediate fight with Aldo/Holloway? I wouldnt be surprised

Wow. I love women.

He can fight Frankie again lol

They will give him the Hendo treatment for sure.

BJ will get heemed in 43 seconds of the very first round. Cap this.

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