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turkey edition

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good night

anime

>That better be girlwanking

Business idea: friend who is a girl and you can have sex but also just hang out and do fun stuff like

FOY

idea: make trucks illegal so truck attacks stop happening

My nieces other grandparents are pommy and im not sure how i feel about that desu

>the tangerines in Sainsburys are just labelled 'easy-peelers'

so-called late stage capitalism

what

>not putting porn on the big telly and wanking with the lads

If double digits Turkey gets wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow. No roach survives.

speedcore

so
a girlfriend?

make some flag related toads lads

re-roll

Imagine one of being those Military Reaction Force lads in 70s Belfast. Like you're the elite of the British Army and literally your mission is just to cruise around doing drive bys like a Chicago gangbanger. Mental.

Remember 3D TVs? That was a gimmick and a half eh lads

Laughing my arse off at the sad bastards that thought we were in the right for keeping the colonies, occupying America and stealing part of Ireland. Get a fucking life mate seriously

i fell for that gimmick

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christ

need an aussie bf

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Is farage a common surname?

no

nigel isn't a common forename either

get a load of this bender

Depends, does it rhyme with Garage or Garàge

>mfw britfags actually pay their TV license

jesus christ

why is this irishman obsessed with british television

strange gimmick 2bqh

>tfw when the lads are watching porn and you just walk away because it's the most non-sexual and awkward thing you've ever experienced

I've never paid it

only gullible idiots pay it

ireland is the north: the country

>mfw cunts don't get ad free tv

Cleaning the old bookselves
Found this "evil eye" charm this Persian girl gave to me

Garàge, otherwise it would be spelt Faridge

car hole

Hang on now, how are you pronouncing garage.

Who the fuck cares if we were "in the right". Is it right America bombs shitholes in the middle East and funds drug cartels in south America. Probably not, nowt you can do about it though because they're the superpower.

reddit

Just done a cheeky bit of drink driving now my dad's sending me this

hahaha fuck off you old cunt

Gurr-Ayyj

But Ireland's per-capita GDP is much higher than the UK?

yank pharma corps

Here it is
Keeps the baddies away

rate my new gimmick

(the gimmick is there is no gimmick)

pretty bold i'll admit

Just eating an avocado. Avocados are crap aren't they lads.

the M6 has eight (8) lanes

Do women like having their bumholes licked? I'm guessing not given their shyness about anything even slightly poo-related

whys your dad not using whatsapp

>nowt

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gah-raj

gah-raaaaaaaj

Yea
Hate the avocado meme
Only like guacamole

if you pronounce garage like carriage, be warned, i will knock you out

They arent

so does the netflix original with the tapes and teenage drama have any gays or am i wasting my time on some chads and staceys doing themselves again

He usually does now I think about it
No idea why he text me

143, not a fan

scary monsters and nice sprites

garidge

Part way into episode 2 haven't seen any lad

have an exam tomorrow morning haha not a fan

correct

suicide season is my favourite album

I hate weekends because all my family is in the house and causing a fuss all the time because they can't relax

Like weekdays better when I one is here

*Gahrahhji

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nigella

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Oh fuck off
Please don't tell.me you pronounce it like (nigel) farage you cringy pretentious cunt

how do I stop getting into political arguments at family events?

wot do u call it?

list of runts who will meet my fist

-272
-254
-220

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business idea: mildly spiced high juice

2bad
there's never been a highschool gay teenage thing

Stop being Sw*dish

just had a fag and a coffee

my life is almost 100% absolute shite but at small moments like this I feel almost happy

-273 celsius
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delete this

starting the night with "so how about gassing all jews and muslims" might be part of the problem sven

ah yes this is going to take days isn't it

Birmingham

i remember when celsius was called centigrade

stop being racist, start being compassionate.

was it a terrorist?

God bless Britannia

Not exclusive traits.

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new Peaky Blinders season worth the watch?

lost interest midway in S2 ... remember some shit about them spatting with 'Ra and London gangsters and that guy nearly killing himself after he realised his dad was a cunt

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IRA

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me on the left

I recognize that blowjob

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sigh

fancy a glass of cara flavoured wee 2bh

Ah yes, it's the boring cunt posting his boring cat piano webms again