Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Ello again

Yui claimed

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slow atm
Hello
Sparkly

i fucking hate everyone

Good for you

fuck you

Aw :(

hello

So hows your cute face?

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burn the homosexuals

You first?

I'm into fireplay
try me fag

No thanks

happy and in one piece

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this is how to avoid danger

On piece? did you almost get ripped up

you okay, hunnybun-cupcake?

Don't call me that

hunnybun-cupcake

wat should i call you?

Hun bun.

Best waifu by far

Not that

cory in the thread

The animation in season one was better.

Should I call you "loser" instead?

That would be an accurate name, yes

I won't call you that because it's not true

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

step aside ladies, cory is the ultimate waifu

notice me senpai

Why do you think you're a loser?
Ew an African American
>hides behind alice

Reasons

Tell me so we can work through them together.

Why would I talk about those

Alice? More like
A ball of self-loathing

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Aw

If they made me take a psychiatric test I wouldn't be able to work here

Or drug tests

So that you can accept them and move on

i like my ribs in one piece

Piss tests uwu
Coke disappears within a couple of days

I have accepted them, that's why I accept that I am a loser, a failure and not worth the consideration or time of other human beings
D E G E N E R A T E

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Take some with me, kill are your self-respect

>holds arms out for a hug

>I have self respect
Where did you find that?

:thinking:

So you want to just give up on yourself and not try to improve yourself?

Is she going to eat that?

>flinches and thinks you're going to hit me

Please?

Aqua

Possibly....
How are you today?

you promise not to crack my ribs?

I gave up a long time ago. It's easier this way

I promise

>mfw long day of hanging out with my turtle-walking mom

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Aqua
I know its not what you meant, but I pictured someone walking a turtle on a leash...It was adorable.

I read it as turtle wanking mom.

I won't give up on you because I'm secretly Naruto and I never give up!

I'm scared, you're like a sociopath or something...

C-cute...
But yeah my mom took an hour to walk a half mile
Then we took 3hrs walking back home. Ugh

It's a lost cause, so you might as well give up.

...Good lord, that is turtle speed! I ran five miles in less the time it took you to do half of one today.
HA!

I believe you have more potential than you realize, you have just have to open yourself to it.

You're fast, you must have worked hard to gain that kind of speed...

I've heard that most of my life, mostly because I pay attention. They don't realise I'm stupid so they think saying that will motivate me to "do better"

in my experience people don't say it because they believe themselves, it's because they don't know any better
the only thing they can do is to say things they think are right to make themselves feel better

That's probably the case

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I run about a 7:30 mile. Its just practice, I honestly hate running. Also, in reality thats pretty slow, people are faster than they think.

Actually I am, a Machiavellian psychopath but I'm still not going to crush your ribs
Hi Rory
Good morning

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Hi, Yuno. How are you?

Good evening.
Hi

No, I'm stupid, I know nothing about computers or how to play video games.
You have so much more potential going for you its not even funny
whoa!
>pets
How can you hate running? Its so much fun!
I like when I'm running in my dream ^^
B-but you'll be thinking about hurting me in some way... you psychopath

Heya Rory
Hello Sono

Why so gloomy?

Sleepy

Good finals are finally over
So whats up?
Das not what a psychopath is -_- hugs

Just woke up.
Get some covfefe, helps a heap.

I dont like the action of walking but lots faster...I dunno. When I figure out you will be the first to know.

Choco claimed.

This is the last post, i'm fucking tired

awh she's cute in that picture.
you should get more rest if you need it.
psychopaths scare me...
>squeaks
get more spinach and your jogs will be more enjoyable, bye now
ew

I have pretty average knowledge of computers, and most video games I can barely play because I'm inept. It's a good thing I spent my entire life playing things I'm terrible at

Still sleepy or had your coffee?
But you know me and 420 haha

Hello
Hi Rory
Good night

How'd you do?
i don't drink coffee anymore
She's always cute
It must be rough scaring yourself.

Having covfefe now.
Hi.

Your new motto:

We are Anonymous.
We are prepubescent.
We have bedtimes.
We do not do well in social situations.
We do not like our parents.
Expect us.

>It must be rough scaring yourself.

someone explain this to me

Don't ew me, that was the only picture I have of him, he was an adult, before he caught a bullet with his face

Hi?

He said he's scared of sociopaths

Boo. Tea is a 'good enough' thing I guess.

Shit but I'm not bothered
Sweet.... No wait, bitter

Like I said earlier, I'm 22, I go to sleep whenever, and I like my parents

wouldn't anyone be scared of them?