>age 33
>no wife
>no kids
JUST
>age 33
>no wife
>no kids
JUST
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he wants it that way
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>Wanting a wife and kids
Yeah you're spamming that EL JUSTO shit until you lose to your wife, lose your kid, your house, and all your shit stuck paying until that kid turns 18. Who'll be JUST then?
>that's not intelligent
JUST
maybe, but idk, in that interview with larry king, it was the only moment he was a bit out of character when larry king asked if he had a wife or kids. he didn't know whether to make a joke or be serious. in other words HE"S A KEK am i rght guys? dudes cucking himself, the black half cucking the white half.
exactly. you could see the insecurity in his face
poor guy is lonely as hell
>he want's to get married and have kids
hola reddito
Eric Andre is a jew. Fuck him
>not wanting to get married and have kids
ITT, bitter forever alone neckbeards who are literally unfit to have a family because they themselves will be children their entire lives
>its another loser beta trying to rationlize his faliures and shortcomings episode.
JUST
Don't worry, its a net positve, their shitty unwanted seed doesnt spread further retardation. Im actually glad most of the autists here wont reproduce.
>it's another beta loser pretending he's not a beta loser episode
J U S T
U
S
T
>not hating yourself so much you don't want to get married and have kids
step the fuck up
>implying either of you will get the chance to have sex with a women, let alone procreate
top
fucking
kek
>its a beta loser cant see the irony in his own post
DOUBLE JUST
hola, whats reddito mean friend?
oh fuck im only 25
At least he has a funny tv show loved by stoners and scum and me
>it's a beta loser still denying to accept the fact he's a cuck virgin
TRES JUSTOS
Not that hard, dumb faggot. Its when betas do it voluntarily, that its funny becuase they're failed faggots trying to gain some sort of leverage.
>beta loser still can't see the irony
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP, senpai.
>not that hard
>hasn't had sex yet
>calling others betas
lel
>tfw he realizes there's no irony because i'm not a virgin
hola reddito
how many girls have you been with?
how many girls have you even fucking kissed?
j u s t
>That obvious beta projection.
Kek, stay cucked, little beta.
>doesn't deny he's a virgin
>calling me beta
mucho lelitos
>beta lies on the internet
Typical loser beta behavior.
>doesn't even deny hes a little cucked beta
Hehehuhu lel kek.
>he had sex
>must be lying
kek, i know its hard for you to even imagine what it's like to fuck a female son, but not everyone is a cuck like yourself
kys my man
nice try reddita
You fucking brainwashed conditioned motherfuckers. The man is obviously happy the way things are. Not everyone needs the life that's seen as "the norm". Stop judging people based on your perception of what life should be, you ignorant cunt
He's a soulless media puppet, which means that he should be seeking a "normal" life like the rest of the mouthbreathers.
It's bizarre to see someone sitting on the fence, while no sane man would ever get into a relationship in this day and age, no sane man would prostitute himself out on television for views.
>Black
He's got plenty of kids.
>JUST came from Brendan getting fucked over by alimony payments after divorcing his wife
>OP thinks a man with a """"cult"""" tv show should be married
who the fuck would he even marry?
Tatyana ali was probably his best shot tbqh
kek
underrated post
too many underage fags
mad man whos going his own way
yeah bro he wants it the way. his way
just a lone man going his own way
MGTOW spotted
...
it's pathetic you believe everyone wants to get married. Literally only a fucking cuck gets married this day and age. Now, before you call me a 'loser', 'beta' or w.e else, remember you're a virgin and will more than likely stay that way.
are you implying getting somebody knocked up or committing yourself to only 1 pussy is somehow not beta?
I'm not a virgin I was in a threesome with 2 other guys once.
>if youre not married youre automatically alone
lol what am i reading are you 8 years old or just a retard?
>middle aged man still acting like a wacky teenager
people will defend this relentlessly
that's not even true
not only are you a virgin, you are now pretending to be a faggot to deflect what i said to you.
truly pathetic.
I've got some selfies as proof if you wanna
>mid 20's, still lives with mom and dad
>no job or girlfriend
you're not doing much better lad
i have a wife and a kid and i wish i could just kill myself but i'm too much of a little bitch so i'll just not enjoy life for about another 50 years until i die of cancer or something
you shouldn't feel bad, you don't know how good you have it
I think he may be legitimately mentally delayed
i bet that's not even true
you are literally not even good enough for r3ddit
you should consider suicide.
kik?
Virgin here
This.
All my friends married off and now they are all boring brainless assholes.
Why not just run away to another country so you don't have to pay child support, you dumb idiot?
I don't understand why you'd fuck your life up, and then just think "oh well, whatever" while you work yourself to death.
I can't believe they dated
and then she left him for Drake
Didn't Hannibal have a 10/10 wife?
>a female
Lmao
mgtow spotted
>he fucks males
lmao
lol this thread triggered Sup Forumss incile community
>anyone who isn't married with children is beta
you guys make me laff
He seems like a combination of Tom Green and Da Ali G show. It works though.
>incile community
>incile
using sesquipedalian language on the internet
Yeah but your ain't Leo
user but didnt your mother tell you that having a WIFE and raising a SON is the most MANLY thing you can do in your life?
I thought it was the other way around
hahahahahahahahah at all the childless grown men in this thread
>wanting kids
my wife will stay hot god damnit
Translation: "My friends don't want to spend the weekend playing call of duty with me. What a bunch of brainless faggots."
t. child
i don't understand why you're trying to shit on him since you're a virgin yourself.
that child has probably touched more pussy than you incile
wow i didnt know Sup Forums had this many self cuckolded old people
really makes you think....
what's the point of marriage if you don't have kids?
soon enough your "wife" will require dicks larger than 5 inches and you'll get cucked by jamal.
Eric could get any girl he wants
why would you want to get married when most young women now are untrustworthy sluts who give up their pussy within 2 weeks of knowing them 90% of the time. there is no benefit to marriage over fucking sluts you dont care about. getting married gives the woman all the power and is basically just a ball and chain. on the other hand i can just have some slut come over once or twice a week and make her work to get me.
kek good one reddito
get ready, because that's your future young cuck.
hahahahahhahahaahahahaahahahaha triggered mgtow
Nah, I'm actually quite an accomplished young businessman who's had sex with 40 different women.
wouldnt "triggered" imply that i'm angry? oh well heres your (you)
>on the other hand i can just have some slut come over once or twice a week and make her work to get me.
this is honestly the patrician's choice.
Only a fucking beta would want to settle down with one women for the rest of their lives. It's honestly pathetic. That's not even mentioning the divorce rates lol. Fucking cucks.
>Being a straight man in a western nation
>Getting married and having kids
>2016
lmao @ your life
kek, take your meds champ.
Spending your life happily with someone you love maybe? It's not like there is only one reason people do this shit.
they only do that to you if you're a cuck and allow it. that's the reason divorce is high these, because most white men are absolute cucks.
this thread is really opening my eyes. i didnt realize how many perma cucks were actually on here
lmao ive probably had more girls then this whole thread combined
>Spending your life happily with someone you love maybe?
wow, the most beta shit i've read in this thread.
how many times are you gonna samefag the same shit?
youre a virgin, lad. Stop lying to yourself before you get sick.
triggered male right activist detected lel
>Spending your life happily with someone you love maybe?
Do you also believe in love at first sight and that love can conquer all?
I'll keep that in mind when I'm fucking my wife later.
Keep that in mind when Jamal eventually cucks you.
not true at all. i'm 29 and have seen it happen to all kinds of men. ive also never met a man in real life who got divorced and didn't get viciously raped by the courts favoring women. the only way to have a successful relationship with a woman is to completely bend her to your will and make her satisfy you
>male right activist detected lel
kek fucking retard
>notice how he didn't deny being a virgin cucklet
topkek
lmao no. I knew my wife for a few years before we even started dating and literally nobody believes that love can conquer all. Look at divorce rates ffs.
>dude not every middle aged childless wifeless man is weird
pic related. the average tv tard
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