WWYD if you were at a club, in the toilets taking a piss and this guy walks up right behind you, unzips...

WWYD if you were at a club, in the toilets taking a piss and this guy walks up right behind you, unzips, and starts pissing against the back of your legs?

i would probably turn around and start to piss on him

spinning elbow straight into his fruity sergio ramos wannabe head

Shift weight to the left, and jam my right foot right into his groin.

Let him

kneel down and tell him to piss in my mouth instead

horse-kick his balls? kinda obvious awnser

Suck his dick then high five him.
>Nice alpha bro

hes a skinny cunt

Call him a fag and he'd probably cry

Swift kick to the source of the piss

Jab him in the throat, headbutt him in the face, hook leg behind one of his knees and push him so he falls onto his back, kick him repeatedly in groin, ribs and head until semi conscious, cut off that gay ass fucking pony tail and stuff it up his butt, go back to bar and get a pint.

with one swift move, pull out my pocket knife and slit his dick

Pick my stiletto and stab his neck.

>turn around point penis up in a 60degree angle and piss on him
>finish urinating quicker than him
>knee him in the balls with a force that fucks up the location of my hip
>if he falls down i try to zip up his pants with his dick still out
>if he keels over i knee him in the face

>I'd attempt to fight him
>It's a lost effort because there is normally a bar full of hell angels initiates that will stove me in
>Give it a go and hope he fucks off

No really guys it's almost always a lost effort, don't get pissed on your own around bikers.

>t. Satan slaves initiate, it's going to hurt

kek. You're fine getting pissed around bikers, so long as you don't act like a cunt.

I'd rack his nuts up and leave.

>elbow to face
>turn around, dick free, pissing on his legs
>kick balls
then just autistic whirling dervish REEEEEEEE!
im touchy with other people's body fluids getting on me.

Fight him, this isnt a fucking boxing match hit him in the head with some shit

Stand up for your honor.

Probably beat him in a fair fist fight desu.

Faggots who look like this aren't hard. Faggots like this guy work out purely for aesthetics and have a beard, a top knot and tattoos because it's fashionable and covers up their insecurities about not being real men. Faggots like this moisturize.

If it was a dirty looking middle aged guy with beer on his breath and stains on his t-shirt I'd probably be more worried.

I wouldn't be at a gay club

Get a boner

...

Glass him

Is it true?
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take out my edc knife and cut off his man bun and then cut off his ponytail

Report to the authorities for harassment. Sue him to court too.

S&H 140.00

Daily reminder that "red foo" was glassed in Sydney
Kekekekekek

He's almost manlet tier, have a fight.

Slide the the left
>Slide to the right
Criss cross
>Everybody clap your hands
*Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
>How low can you go?
All the way to the floor?
>Oof?