W-welcome to cooking with Alice3D!

W-welcome to cooking with Alice3D!
C-can't cook?
Is the best m-meal you've had in months ramen with an egg c-cracked in it?
Require nutrients to sustain y-your earthly presence?

Well then have I got a show for you!

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A bump from CC~

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Aricu chan...you've been missed~

S-sadly we are making Chicken Parmasean m-mr gollum!

I p-post literally every day. Who is missing m-me?

I want to cum on your back, Alice
Have you tried putting cum in your tea or food?

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Haven't been around in awhile .... it may not be the best meal, but seasoning ramen noodles and cracking an egg in there is good...

oh, hi.
nice to see you.
what's for dinner?

>put a shirt on
WHY!

L-look Sky, don't t-think about it too hard.
Let's j-just select a tea.

at least this Alice trap likes breaking bad.

I'm about as m-much of a trap as you are a convincing man.

oh yes ma'am! Tea sounds nice..

I s-said what it was here dear:
Because.
N-now enjoy your tea

That doesn't sound very good. When are we going to make desserts instead?

;_; thank you Alice
cute doggo btw ^_^

W-when you've picked up your room.

if u think u are female, u should know the rules here.

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Hey Alice, what's your opinion on circumcision?

Nano spotted

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Chek'd
Hi Alice!!
Doing anything fun this weekend?

Damn it Nano, d-don't photo bomb my thread!

I d-don't need to "think" about a biological fact.

That is n-not very good dinner conversation, Anonymous.

No, l-look away! Don't gaze upon m-my shame!

you said it while I was typing.
chicken it is, then.

That's for attention whores. Alice does this for user b/c she is internet love machine.
That tea sound so nice cold... especially in this weather...

Yo alice will we ever see those mosquito bites or what

It's clean!

P-probably just streaming

I miss you Alice - dono!!!

ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck Sup Forums don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help

What's your opinion on Windows 10, Alice?

Sorry, I d-don't do heroin

Seriously, what the fuck is this? I've seen these threads before and disregarded them until now.

This is a trap isn't it?

I HAVE..... a question.

Chek'd. Streaming is fun!
What do you mean by Italian seasoning?

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I'm n-not even from Tumblr, you newfag. I w-was part of raids ON Tumblr, for christ sake.

B-better than 8, with all the power remaining.

Missed y-you too, spammer guy!

I c-cook for Anonymous. Here, w-watch:


First, you need to prepare the chicken, which involves c-cracking an egg on it to make it sticky t-then applying a bread crust!

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M-Me b-baka...

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WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR SPICE RACK?

Alice do you usually get this much hate in your threads?

I've only seen like 5 of them, but compared to most of the other crap it's pretty great!

Nano is the cutest and also luckiest dog around, always getting to sleep on your lap. such a show off during your streams

Y-you can buy it at the store. It's a mixed seasoning of a few herbs.

Nope!

Costco!

I like it.


Alright, moving on.
After you bread the chicken, you season it and put sauce on it and bake it till it won't make you sick!

Easy peasy!

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Fegget

Usually it is a l-lot more

>posting this same copy pasta since early may

Get a life user.

>Nope!

Prove it.

I hope your making Kaboobs or chilled melon soup? Clam linguini? Me so Horngry!!!!

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The most dangerous trap is the one you lay for yourself, user. Remember that before buying into other people's ideas or memes.

Alice3D,

Dpo you serve your chkn pmsn with noodles or have you ever done it with spaghetti squash? found it to be quite nice..thoughts?

It's l-like he thinks it'll do anything.

*blinks* Prove y-you are a man or whatever.

Noodles is b-better.

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You sure are a cutie too!

Scroll past the hate.
Stay for the food!

I like how you are showing off your mid rift, t-that's very nice.

>*blinks* Prove y-you are a man or whatever.

Can't get it up atm, but assist me and you might have some progress

Post a photo of your to do list. I'm interested in how you organize your life.

T-TAKE OFF THE CUFFS!

Oh, it's j-just a simpler version of this

ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck Sup Forums don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help

oh look its the stuttering idiot again

fucking attention whore cant get any friends in real life

BRB my frozen pizzas done..

R-rolling right past the chicken, first, w-we start with our Gollum's favorite: eggs.

You g-gotta break eggs t-to make an omlette, s-same reasoning applies here.

And by other people's ideas I mean things like It's easy to believe there's some big conspiracy having to do with some of the most common fears in the current zeitgeist. That doesn't mean they're true. Following this loose-logic is trapping yourself because it's both confirming your pre-existing biases as true and perpetuating a negative outlook on the world. Be smarter than this user. Don't buy into the fear mongering. Enjoy food and genuinely good threads instead of raging over the impossible to know and things easy to argue over.

For your health.

What is the psych thread?

I don't think you're in any cuffs right now...I can change that though. However this isn't a one way street

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Even a single hate post matters

S-sorry, I dislike attention

spammer guy? u,u'

why u said that?

Hey Alice, I have no food and I'm too afraid of people to go food shopping, and online grocery delivery has no good food. Can you help me solve my deeply rooted issues before I starve to death??

In order t-to make them light, fluffy, and s-spreadable we whisk the eggs until they form a l-little bit of a jelly liquid.

>read and memorize each stuttering reply
>recite with eyes closed and head pointed forward
>shake head back and forth violently once for every stutter

>I w-was part of raids ON Tumblr
>I w-was part of raids ON Tumblr
>I w-was part of raids ON Tumblr
>I w-was part of raids ON Tumblr
>I w-was part of raids ON Tumblr

Omg so fucking pathetic wondering who needs a life

You actually make all these threads? This is even more confusing? Why are you doing this?

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I've b-been doing this for six years dear. A little l-late for such a question.


Alright boys, y-you gotta crumble that breading up so it spreads evenly or you'll h-have big chunks and then why not j-just eat a sandwich

that whisk speed Alice..... damn.....

I think his stupid ass means to place emphasis on the word raids


still think he needs to get the fuck back on to tumblr with his kind

holy heck alice is fast af at that.
i bet u just dudes off good at work

>Well then have I got a show for you!

Your finally going to show your penis?!!!

Imagine the hand job!

now this is just fucking embarrassing

fucking cancer gtfo

Again, I'm f-female and t-this is my home since 2004. So if y-you don't like it, you g-go back to your trap and dubs threads, new fag.

W-what? I work as a p-programmer, how would that help?

What c-can I say, I whisk like a goat on fire.

Don't h-have one.

Because n-no one will give you one?

I'm c-chemo, not cancer.


Anyway, after y-you coat the chicken in breadcrumbs, y-you gotta bake it so it d-doesn't make you shit yourself.

Protip kids: don't eat raw meat.

Best Alice coming through

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excuse me?

Trannies aren't bad.

programmers can help get each other off you know!
not the other user too but
>Because n-no one will give you one?
pretty much yeah..

Yeah. Thats a dude. Got some enthusiasm with it though so I guess that deserves some props.