Ex-mormon here ama

ex-mormon here ama

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Mormon chicks are fucking hot for some reason. You should've stayed in. Guaranteed pussy for life.

nah they don't put out until marriage

shoulda moved to Utah
>the "I'm Mormon" excuse doesn't work
>most are so twisted from the holy baby factory dogma that they are dieing for sex
>let you fuck their ass bc they think that is OK
only drawback is that there are a lot of Mormon chicks here that are rape chasers
>want sex but don't want to sin, but being a victim isn't a sin

why you leave tho?

the ones here are into"floating", where you put your dick in and then don't move...

This is sort of related... Wtf is this website? A friend of mine showed me it and was like "check out this crazy shit" but it seems really strange, somewhat Mormon related mormongirlz.com

and I thought the "anal isn't sex" mentality was crazy

Most true thing I have ever heard.

you haven't been around enough mormons then.

seems like Mormon themed porn to me user

any stats on the rate of people leaving?

they are leaving at about the same rate people are coming in, and that's with tens of thousands of missionaries. it is collapsing in the west but growing in mostly 3rd world shitholes.

Checked but false
I also grew up morman but bailed because the chicks are brain washed
Don't get me wrong the morals are great but the brain washed non worldly mentality is terrible

That's why I got a first gen immigrant (6yo) girl from a Muslim country
She westernized somewhat but still has the core morals (read I know she won't be a whore and she can show restraint)

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How long did it take you to realize joseph smith trolled a bunch of simple minded sheep into thinking he was a prophet and created his own religion?

recall a stat in the sl tribune that rate of converts is something similar to 1930's; meaning it's not keeping pace with population growth.

how much iconography was cribbed from masons/how far did you get into leadership?

I am too. How did you leave the church?

For me, it's because I had a good friend who would stay over at my house Saturday nights sometimes and I always felt so bad when he would come along to church with me the following day. I realize, holy shit, why do I feel bad making him come with me? Oh that's right, because all of this is fucking crazy.

nobody likes a quitter

not OP
but never really took the dogma of the church seriously
it was more about family than religion
parents felt the same way
finally left bc of the hypocrisy of the church's stances on 19th century polygamy bans and 21st century legal marriage definitions

So OP... ever come visit my shitty town where your religion started?

Stupid Hill Cumorah ruins Palmyra with a flood of Mormons every year

You passed up your own universe in the afterlife? You mad bro?

I made I through all the "saving" ordinances as they're called. it's more than just masonic imagery the actual rituals are ripped straight from the Mason's all the way down to the handshakes.

You became a mormon even though there's a part where Jesus talks to a Native American and the native says "i bid you adeiau"

Can mormon men have long hair?

I learned from independent inquiry, and I really didn't wanna go on a mission .

How would mormon parents react to their daughter dating outside of the religion? Currently into one that's more of an ex mormon but her parents are still devout I'm pretty sure.

fortunately I haven't been but I have been to Nauvoo which is probably even shittier.

How hardcore mormon were you? Did you go to mormon camp?

Yes they can just not on a mission

yes
most don't because they try to fit contemporary ideals of "conservative fashion"
but there is no scriptural prohibition against it

I was balls deep, family in leadership and everything

depends on how serious it is and if you act interested in converting
Mormons won't admit it but they see sex as a huge recruiting tool
if you aren't interested they probably won't have a problem with casual dating, but will urge her to stop seeing you if it becomes an exclusive relationship or you start pressuring her for sex

I grew up just north of salt lake and was Mormon till I moved away from my parents. I would go to church and go through the motions just to keep them off my back. The brain washing is kinda crazy looking back at the camps and activities that I went to

Did your family enjoy ruling over those brainwashed sheep while convincing themselves it was for god? l would slit all of your throats

go to bed eric.

Did you do the whole planning for the end of the world shit?

nah the leaders believe it just as much

What leadership title did/does your family have?

yeah my whole family had/has huge stockpiles of food, water, and weapons.

Optimistic about the love and protection of Heavenly Father, then?

lost my virginity and had my first 4-some at the same time at a stake sponsored youth camp
the 3 chicks at once was a lot better than later 3somes I had
the mormons were all trying to play with me and ignoring each other
in the later 3somes there were times that the chicks completely ignored me while playing with each other

bishops, stake president, patriarch, mission president etc.

Is there any way to stop Mormons baptising you after you die?

Mormons don't tend to think logically

Mission president is pretty high...

yes
contact the church and let them know that you don't want posthumous rites

that hasn't stopped them before.

Cool, I'll go do that now. Can you make requests for others, too?

also
don't have any mormon descendants
posthumous rites are usually done by the descendants
and they are started from a submission by the descendants
the rites themselves aren't done until there has been a shit load of genealogical research so the person receiving the rites is sealed to the right people

mainly because of people being overzealous and ignoring the "don't touch" flags

and there is a fairly long wait time for anyone whose records weren't submitted by descendants
something like 50 years iirc

>Can you make requests for others, too?
not sure
but I don't think so
unless there is some legal angle you can put on it

There's absolutely no chance I'll be having any Mormon descendants,

What I hate is that Mormon people convert so many natives every year. My dumb bass traditional Navajo bros pool is getting smaller every year. Or the fuccbois who created the Navajo church. Fuck them too. You should hear some of the self shaming going on in those places. For example
> Jesus burned our flesh for not following his ways and we will become pure if we walk in beauty with Jesus.
> We must marry white people and cleanse our race of impure culture
> Its somehow our fucking fault that Jesus was crucified???
> Jesus sent the white man to convert us heathens back to Christians cuz we were totally Christian about 600 years ago.
That was just the service I attended in a smol church in the middle of nowhere but my point still stands. The Navajo church is making anti-thinking people who will shame themselves out to earn Brownie points from a floating sky bro. I got no problems with people of other race ethnicity or religion. But don't try to destroy our culture when u visit our wastelands.

wow
that is very not LDS dogma
I wonder what happens when the LDS higher ups find a congregation that has gone that far off track

I know :^)

Oh no I said the "Navajo church" believes this stuff. But there is a strong mormon presents on the rez too. Both of which are supplanting our traditional ways.

ann frankly i don't think there's any real barrier for them to continue other than "oops my bad"

businessinsider.com/here-are-10-people-posthumously-baptized-by-mormons-2012-3#anne-frank-5

i seriously doubt that 50 year figure.

nytimes.com/2012/03/03/us/jews-take-issue-with-posthumous-mormon-baptisms-beliefs.html?mcubz=2

if you want, you can now posthumously make dead mormons officially gay : D

alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com

What do you identify as now and what was the worst part about leaving Mormonism?

As long as they're not all Ted Bundy types....

Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
taking things further than the mormons do
all posthumous rites, by doctrine, can be rejected by the reciepient

but it's all recorded as "this person is baptized"

they can reject their gayness ofc

so what is the proper tense for something that was done by proxy for the recipient to accept or reject at a later unspecified date?

How accurate is the musical Book of Mormon?

I can think of a few terms, off the top of my head, but I'll try to be civil

Accurate enough to not get sued into oblivion, and it's pretty funny!!!

never seen it
but as Trey Parker was involved
I would say that there are certain parts, usually the most ridiculous, that are completely accurate

Mormonfag reporting in. I'm not really into it and i\I often doubt it. Haven't been to church in a long while and I often go in and out of being agnostic.

What was the biggest turn off for you?

it's not a matter of some dead thing accepting or rejecting the rather worldy ritual, it's the taking a massive turd on all of the activities/struggles/et cetera and claiming it potentially mormon.

to quote Ernest Michel- "hey tell me, that my parents' Jewishness has not been altered but ... 100 years from now, how will they be able to guarantee that my mother and father of blessed memory who lived as Jews and were slaughtered by Hitler for no other reason than they were Jews, will someday not be identified as Mormon victims of the Holocaust?"

to put that quote into context, jewish organizations have several times over asked for a implimentation to prevent further occurance, which has not happened, even though promised.

Elder Price? Is that you?

It's Elder Green!

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Okay, so I live in Utah and thus a good percentage of my friends are Mormon and I just wanna know like how seriously are the rules taken? Most of the people I talk to believe whole heartedly but engage in very questionable behavior, and are unphased by it.

Did southpark get the story of the Mormon religion right?

mostly correct but they took some liberties

cesletter.com

I've found that most Utah Mormons don't take their religion seriously
they are usually Mormon because all their family and friends are Mormon
and because if they tell someone in Utah that they don't do something because of their religion they will be attacked for it

outside Utah Mormons take their religion seriously bc they chose to be Mormon
and people outside Utah will stop offering something if you tell them it is against their religion

Bet. I. Mormon. My girlfriend is Mormon. She put out

I'm and I used to be much more into it than I am now. They look down on tattoos and body modifications. I have tattoos and two piercings. I plan on getting more. They aint going to kill you but they wont like it i guess.
lots of us are different and hold closer to some rules more than others. Depends on the mormon i suppose.

I'm also from Utah.. But I was apart of the flds cult and have since left the cult. But I still live in Utah. Ama

Is the whole God changing people's races as punishment thing real, or just out of context word twisting to make y'all sound bad?

I was born and raised Mormon in Utah. This is straight up bullshit.

The women get taught that if they even think about sex, they will be like a licked cupcake.

A lot of them are so fucked in the head that they will only put out for children.

Also Mormons are all about blaming the victim. It's always the victim's fault in their culture.

> I am not Mormon any more, luckily.

doctrinally sort of
changing Cain's and the Lamanites' skins wasn't punishment
it was a sign of the punishment
the punishment was being forbidden to hold the priesthood
but that punishment ended in 1977

It's a shame the Civil War diverted the US gov's attention from exterminating such a dangerous cult, they were all set to send in the army to wipe them out and the South just had to be a bunch of douchebags over the slavery thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

>yfw the Mormons murdered over a hundred innocent people and tried to cover it up

>I was born and raised Mormon in Utah
so was I
Utah county to boot
yes they are taught that
but they are also taught that sex is something to be enjoyed (within marriage)
so they get this weird catholic girl thing going on they really fucks with them unless they marry right out of (or in many cases while still in) high school
might be different outside happy valley
but here that is a very common occurrence


but by doctrine victims of rape are not to blame
the blame the victim bit is assholes making their own shit up
at most doctrine assigns blame on the victim because what they were doing leading up to the rape is something they shouldn't have been doing, but the rape itself is still on the raper not the rapee

they put out faster than any other girl

the garrison at Cedar Fort determined that the Mormons were not a threat to US national security and left in the 1850s
the next military presence didn't show up until 1862 bc Utah territory was technically a slave territory although Mormon doctrine forbids owning slaves

Are the milfs always overtly flirtatious but won't ever do anything with you? Swear those suppressed thick asses don't get the dicking they deserve when I was a caregiver for one's father in law

Heh.

A question for Mormonfags, if you know your history:

how accurate is the original Sherlock Holmes novel
>The Sign of the Four
Granted that it's fiction and not based on any real events anyway, is the story credible? Semi-credible? 100% bullshit?