You wake up in China... what do you do?

You wake up in China... what do you do?

just another day in chatswood

Make hapas

Go get something to eat, I guess

so much smog and dirty air ,i cannot breath correctly *cof*

I leave for Alaska

I passed through Vancouver once

Never saw any chinks though. It was night, maybe they are afraid of the dark?

Don't ride the escalators

make a Weibo account

Nyiiiii haaaooo

Wo zjiao István

>get it? Hungarians are chinks so they naturally speak Chinese

>tfw in less than five months I will wake up in China

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I ponder suicide like every other time I've woken up in China.

Where is that? Xinjiang?

Start coughing

Thereabouts. It might even be in some Central Asian country.

Escape.

so It's just another day..

English teacher in Xinjiang? no way..

that guy said China tho

Inmediatly start learning the language while making some money doing some menial shit, move to Shenzhen and make friendships in the black market of electronics, ask them for a job and start making my way up until I have enough money to start a trading rute with some small distributors in Mexico.
Taking advantage of the super Yuan and the ever stable devaluation of the MXN save enough money for a startup in the southern highway rute in the Mexican gulf. Use Chinese empirical logistics in manufacturing and start a middle competitor in the cheap electronic market using several domestic and chinese components (at local distributor price) in order to make whatever needs to be done, cellphones, tablets, controlers, knock offs, anything.

Get a gas mask

find some good chinese food of course.

Go get some Tim Hortons.

Nice try, but this is Bolivia.

Nihao my fellow zhongguoren

I was walking along Tsawwassen Beach just north of Point Roberts and one of those cliff side mansions is flying a Chinese flag. lolfuck

卽時脫出

Correct response