How embarassing?

How embarassing?

Can you imagine being over 18 and virgin?

Virgin shaming is not ok, fatty

>tfw 24 yo virgin

I don't even care anymore. I had a blowjob once though, that was cool.

>24 yo virgin
H-how?

I've been looking after my disabled mother for the past 5 years so I don't really leave the house.

virgin shaming = slut shaming

>Can you imagine being over 18 and virgin?
Not really.
Tell us how embarrassing it is for you?

The V-card doesn't really matter as long as you dont fucking tell your future gf it.

>tfw lost virginity a few days before I turned 22
>tfw just made it before the point of no return

normie piece of shit

If you're not a virgin you don't belong on Sup Forums.

You're a normie piece of reddit shit.

damn emma looks like *that*

wut, you still had a good 8 years

whats uncanny is how women can tell you are a virgin, they are like bloodhounds for that

Thank you for your consolation, you redditor cunt.

Yes

I lost my virginity at 19

Because it is fucking obvious whenever you get intimate with someone and you are completely clueless, and no porn isn't really teaching you anything

is she hot?

not according to that one graph

Ha, think you're special, I'm a 25er never seriously kissed a girl. The best part is I barely even have enough autism to use that as an excuse.

HMM I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS FILM.....I'm not even going to bother looking ((()))

That's easy: reasons someone's a virgin clearly showing in broad daylight = probably is a virgin. How hard is it to tell that some spergy weak looking fag is in fact a virgin?
>mfw I'm one ; . ;

wizardry is the only true thing that matters, everything else is a meme

Some people are late-bloomers, some have a head start and it doesn't really make that much of a difference in the big scheme of things. If you acquire wizard status however, all hope is lost for you forever.

>have normal and healthy sex life

OMG FUCK I AM SO MAD OMG GET OUT OF THIS SITE LIKE FOR REAL

Are you saying shaming an olympic runner is the same as shaming a cripple in a wheelchair?

Found the normie Redditor, kill yourself.

REEE NORMIE REEEE
r8 my ex gf

...

WB/10

Why is she an ex tho?

>Redditors have sex!

nigga how is that an insult

Didn't have a penis

>be a kissless virgin until 26
>constantly have sex with random attractive women since then

There's hope for all of us

stop breaking character

i thought we was all normies

lost it at 16, so i cant really

>If you're not a virgin you don't belong on /r9k/
ftfy Wrong board buddy.

No, because I lost mine at 15

Found out not onlx she wasnt a virgin, she used to have a black boyfriend

It all broke down in less than 3 months after almost 3 years, just when we were supposed to move in together. It was a week away from asking her to become my fiance too.
tl;dr: we started fighting non-stop as things started becoming serious. Wasn't meant to be I guess

Being a normal, well adjusted person with an active sexual life is literally the worst thing imaginable. Only on the Internet can you be ostracized for being normal.

wizard soon

How'd you do it?

>win the lottery
>buy hookers

Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Pretty clever, eh? Just thought of that myself

>23 year old KHV
>have never been on a date
>last time I talked to a girl of my age group was about 3 years ago (classmate)
>stopped caring about girls, sex or anything whatsoever remotely like that around the time when I was 16

Oh well.

>losing your virginity between 22-30 is acceptable these days
you realise people before us - around the world, in the last century and a half - expected to die shortly after 30, right?

I'm 1 year into doing the same thing, could end up taking a very long time. Any tips?

> t-35 days to wizardry

there's no such thing as magic

A plastic bag does the trick

Be myself

Asked a girl out after class. Please dont ask why I was still in college at that age

lmao true

Yeah, I hooked up with an 18 year old. Still happy tebehe. No she's 20 and studying university and living at my place. Bretty good for an ex-NEET I think.

Those numbers are skewed by baby deaths

You lived until ten, you probably lived until 60

Try 47.

Well it's not as amazing when you consider they slept with a couple hundred guys.
It's like wine, years of drinking different wines will make you able to distinguish between two

Post proof.

There's nothing embarrassing about being a mature student user, I probably won't have enough saved up to do a masters until I'm at least 25

The important thing is that you're living your life in a way that you're not miserable with

>tfw i lost my virginity 3 days before my 18th birthday

Sweet relief.

haven't had sex since i was 18

What's the point anyways? You are well past your prime, you can't possibly enjoy it a fraction that what you would have at 15

>stopped caring about girls
bullshit it's just an excuse you tell yourself so you don't feel bad, after so long now you start to believe it, or you're gay

t. virgin

Was it a whore user be honest

If you're in the UK make sure to get as much money as you can from the government, they'll do up the house to make it disabled accessible for free which really helps.

Other than that, not really. I haven't tired emotionally/mentally or anything.

If you make it this long without sex you fall out of the loop.
That's why white peoples population keeps shrinking

dude what? how can he do that

4 and a half years away from wizardy

kill me

POst pics of her feet faggot.

>hit on betas I think are virgins
>they always drop in "my gf" or "my ex" at some point
>tfw even why I try go for non chads I can't

Literally a brony, trilby wearing (he corrected me on the fedora), magic playing skeletor with a bad skin condition and nervous disposition had a gf.

Literally haven't found a male virgin yet.

+3 wizard here.

You know not the powers I wield, and those yet to come. Hold out young one. Refuse the pleasures of female flesh. They will only deny your true destiny.

Of his age I meant.

>CONGRATULATIONS SENORS!
>SENORS

>not a virgin
>still the same insecure mess I was before
>if I told a girl I wasn't a virgin she probably would believe me

What's the point of no return for virgin women?

L O N D O N
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>Literally haven't found a male virgin yet.
Of course they lie, because women shame them to the deepest dungeons of hell for being virgins.

8

What an amazing point I never consider
Only a virgin can tell you how being a virgin feels like.
Protip not so bad, go spent money you don't have in a whore until she sleeps with some random black guy and you cry yourself to sleep at night wondering how could this happen

12

You're just really unattractive by the sounds of it

this was posted by a virgin.

you realise those baby deaths, mostly over 60 years ago, were attributed to diseases and disorders not yet treated or cured that also affected (killed) children, teenagers, and adults alike?

even to this day, find me a 25 year old virgin that is happy with him or herself

Too close to home m8

Why does this upset you?

I'm a virgin.

Please be in Leicester

I have never been on a date. I have never bothered to even go out for one. Last time I was at ''a party'' was 8 years ago. No, make that 9.
Sure, sometimes I get horny. Very horny.
I think we both know what the remedy for that is - 5 minutes of furious masturbating, followed by a long, sullen post-fap bliss that transforms in to sheer horror.

I jerk off about once a week now. I don't have the drive, I don't have the interest.

I'm not white.

Wizard here, ask me anything.

they're lying to you because they're embarrassed I know because I've done it myself

>25 and still counting in half years
please die

No. Well, not in the literal sense anyways.

But I've talked to a few women about my fetish for virgins, while none of them could relate they didn't show disgust at the thought or anything. Nor have I seen a woman humiliate a guy for being a virgin.

I don't know man, I think it's all in your head.

Did you tell her you were a virgin?

You have to be an actual teenager to write a post like this

Asian?

>mfw there's actually people who can't get laid

nigga just create a tinder profile and find some grill, message her, set up a date and fuck her

how hard is it

I swear people keep changing the ages on this shit so it better suits their personal experience

Why don't you guys just go to college? I've seen 3/10s hookup at a bar or party because college chicks want to be wild.

Playschool.

No fat chicks

Getting laid is hella easy if you have no standards. All these neckbeards want 10/10s while not realizing how disgusting they are

>Nor have I seen a woman humiliate a guy for being a virgin.
>I don't know man, I think it's all in your head.

Hulk mad now.
Trust me, I know women who have rejected guys for being virgins because they don't want to be taught in bed.
Also, it shows not a single women has liked them.

Need I say I also know from a personal experience.

>can't have sex with people I don't care about
>don't have the drive to invest in a serious relationship with someone

Anyone else have this problem? The thought of commitment fucking terrifies me and I just can't do casual sex. I'm gonna be a virgin forever.

yup tiny dick syndrome

Only after I nutted