Can we all just agree that this is the biggest meme robot in the grand final?

Can we all just agree that this is the biggest meme robot in the grand final?

That piece of shit was selected ahead of Thor?

Different heats, I think TR2 went through instead of Thor

Yes but a wildcard gets selected from the robots who lost in the group finals.

Didn't that piece of shit lose in the final?

Ah yes you're right, and I'm dumb. The wildcards haven't been chosen yet. It'd fucking better be Thor.

It looks like two balls and a razor cock.

"H-he put it on me and he made me wear it and he made me fuck her!"

I appeciate the designing effort, it really was fucking hard for the other robots to attack it so they reached their goal.

That axe was fucking useless though, no precision and it barely did any damage.

Who's your pick for the Grand FInal, lads?

I'm going with based Apollo, i really want to see him flipping Sir Killalot (they said it has a tonne of lift and Killalot wieghs 750kg so it should be possible)

kek

>come back from vacations
>warhead got absolutely destroyed by minotaur

weeew

Thor was great, I was really rooting for the guy too. It was his dream and the final got absolutely stolen from him by roboturd.

Apollo's great and I think it's probably the favourite but I like that spinny cunt, Calibre or whatever it's name is. I swear I can remember all of their names except that one, which I kept forgetting DURING it's matches.

you mean Carbide

yeah it was a pretty good robot, that spinner sounded like a propeller when it was on full speed, will be interesting to see it go against Pulsar.

That's the bastard!
Yeah man, the sound got me hyped as all fuck.
I remember watching Hypno-Disk's debut on TV with my Dad when I was little, I've loved spinners ever since. This new series has really sparked my inner kind again, so many memories, it's been great. :P

*Inner kid

This season, Robot Wars is a poor man's Battlebots

Spinners do what people pay to see. Flippers and rammers need to be banned.

>Pulsar goes through for no other reason than the judges having a boner for it

I'm mad.

Yeah but the alternative was Big Wheels McShitAxe.

I like Pulsar, it was a nice little comeback story. Also that bit where it clashed spinners and fucking homeran that other cunt was great.

>This season, Robot Wars is a poor man's Battlebots

I honestly didn't even know there was another show like Battlebots. What channel is Robot Wars on? I'll have to start watching it.

>What channel is Robot Wars on?

BBC in England.

That's my friend's robot.

Such a shitty robot.

Just build a proper robot you nonce.

This post 100%. I'm supporting Carbide, because it reminds me of how I felt when I first watched Hypno-Disc, ie totally awestruck.

That's strange, because Battlebots in general has always been a poor man's Robot Wars.

>BBC in England.

Why wouldn't they show it on BBC America then? Damn limeys.

You. I like you.

As a Yank can you explain Limey to me? I mean I know it's history and everything, suck limes no scurvy etc.
But why is that an insult? It's like using "health conscious" or "sensible" as an insult. I've just always been curious, is there some kind of negative connotation I'm not getting? Like The King used to stick limes up his arse or something?

no one said it was an insult

Is it not? It always seemed to be.
So is it just the inverse of Yank?

I've got quite a few American mates and I've never bothered to ask.

>suck limes no scurvy etc.

Literally have no idea besides the scurvy thing. I'd postulate it's something akin to "haha look at those faggots they're not manly enough to avoid getting scurvy without citrus".

Step aside kiddos.

That is a great weakness of we, the British people.
We are completely unable to ward of scurvy with sheer freedom. I've heard proximity to eagles can cure it but they were removed to make space for more ducks.

You also become violent and unruly when exposed to cheap wine and sun

the dad said he doesn't want to make all the decisions about the robot so his sons cucked him and probably came up with the idea, probably the youngest one.

It's because they pulled off Robot Wars at the last minute when they saw that Battlebots was gaining popularity with its reboot. That's why so many bots on Robot Wars are poorly made. I think they had a month or 2 to work with.

Nice second best bot you have there.

Would you watch an exhibition match between all of the house robots? who would you root for?

>[wings spreading intensifies]

>[breaks]

Sir Killalot. Obviously.

We do not speak it's name here!
The burning one comes 3 days a year to torment us with it's searing light, before loving Mother Cloud shields us from his ire.

Magaluf calls Briton!
Many a party and cheap alcohol!

i only know spaced robot club

Underrated

As far as I know and concerned Limey isn't an insult. It's just like Yank, Canuck or Jock. A slang and shorthand term to describe someones country of origin

they look like some gay porn actors desu