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Post three interesting fucking facts about yourself.

1. Own two cats
2. Have metal plate in my leg
3. Drinking whiskey

Didn't you say they had to be interesting?

1. Cat's a fucking stupid and if you own more than one, your house smells like cat piss.

2. Kind of interesting, but the story is probably dumb since you wouldn't include it.

3. Whiskey is great, but anyone who thinks drinking it makes them interesting is a fucking try-hard cunt who will die alone.

1. Have a 4 inch, appendectomy scar under my belly button
2. Can dislocate my shoulder and bring my hands in front of me, even when handcuffed
3. Pic related

>Can dislocate my shoulder and bring my hands in front of me, even when handcuffed

I wanna see, I wanna see.

>Poorfag can't buy odor-eliminating litter
1. I've got 3 cats and my house smells fine.
2. I Bowl competitively
3. Graduated Suma Cum Laude

1. I've had 4 heart surgeries since I was born
2. Met the Green Bay Packers
3. Currently dating my crush from 4th grade

If you think this is so boring then why did you respond to the thread you dumb bitch

>interesting
>Own two cats and drink whiskey.

Kys

What heart problem?

1. Modeled as a male ballerina at 6.
2. Built a computer using only recyclable garbage found on campus and talented friends.
3. I have a massive collection of comedy shows on vinyl - spanning all the way from the 40s to 2000s.

>Dyslexic as FUCK
>birth control gave a pituitary tumor
>i have seven fish in seven separate 15 gallons tanks in my bedroom and I have NO idea why I did this to myself
>sometimes I make my dog eat my boogers

I don't think THIS is boring. I just think HE is boring.

You're boring too.

Go Packers.

Underdeveloped pulmonary valve. After that they had to replace it with a pig then a cow valve. Last surgery they put a mechanical valve in. Should be the last one ever... God willing

1. I do impressions of cartoon characters really well.
2. I've got a stupid amount of pillows on my bed.
3. I almost drowned 3 times as a kid, but when i finally learned how to swim, i was faster than the other kids by a large margin

>did basic training when i was 16
>got a model girl to devote herself to me when i was 17
>backpacked europe when i was 18 for a month without telling my parents

now i'm almost 19

i fucked ur mom
op is a faggot
you should kys

THIS IS NOW A GREEN BAY PACKER THREAD

PACKERSSSSS

>Favorite drink is Mezcal
>As a manlet and not a huge amerifat I've won 2 food challenges
>I have 2 inches of fury

1. I won a grammy
2. I once put expander foam into some sluts ass and she had to hospital -30k hush money
3. I had a fascination with the sound of crickets being crushed for about 10 years.

Eh, borderline interesting. Would love to hear some impressions though.

1. Successfully defended myself in a summery court martial when in USMC (03-07 0331)

2. Am better than you at Chivalry

3. My left thumb is double jointed (pic related)

1) I own a Star Trek uniform
2) I have a degree in medieval art history, possibly the most useless degree imaginable
3) Not a Christian, but I've read the Bible cover to cover three times in three different languages.

I would post a vocaroo, but my mic broke around 3 weeks ago, and I don't care to replace it at the time.

1. I CHECKED SOME FUCKING PENTS TODAY
2. I TYPE IN ALL CAPS
3. CHECK EM

>1. I won a grammy

Big fucking deal. So did Milli Vanilli

I AM WITNESS

God damn it. I said Packers thread.

1. Work on rocket engines for a living

2. Have a massive disregard for rules because I think most people in society are just dumb assholes looking to please another dumb asshole who's somehow "important, authoritative". Fuck off, shit to do.

3. Highly predisposed to bowel cancer, it's genetic and has killed many of the men in my family.

fuck off, we get it. You like sports.

>predisposed to a cancer based around your ass.
Boy oh boy the irony.

I have 3 cats
I live at home
I wish I was dead

The packers just got their asses handed to them by the yankees any way

Not all of 'em. I'm not a huge fan of basketball or australian rugby.

Been to a game at Lambeau, nignog?

>I live at home

I live at home too. My own home, which I purchased myself using money I earned by working.

Still donate blood on the regular, gotta spread the cancer somehow.

>Suma Cum Laude
not Summa Cum Laude?

I will be god

Seen 'em four times on the road and twice now at Lambeau. But I've got tickets for the first Bears game of the season. Fucking stoked to watch us take the all-time series for the first time since the 30s.

1: got arrested for pot in egypt, held up at gunpoint in Guatemala, jailed in Laos
2: had stroke from heroin O/D, friend died in front of me.
3. mum committed suicide, took pills drowned in river, was escaping having to give evidence in high court against my brother who ripped off an IT company

Awesome, man. Hoping Green Bay kicks the Bears collective asses. I was there when Aaron broke his collarbone. Was in a shitty mood all night.

God? There is only one god.

And his name is Aaron Rodgers.

Heavy Sup Forumsro

Got life threatening cancer my senior year, barely beat it.
Buy first car on my own at 20 years old get in life threatening car accident year later
Lose only family member I have which is my mother less than a year after that.
3 facts all less than 2 years apart from eachother!

> I am homeless
> I am gay
> I have AIDS
> I am new in town

Oh fuck. I remember that game. I was watching from my cabin in the mountains. Lucky it's remote because I did a lot of fucking screaming.

1: I drink 2-5 cups of coffee a day.
2: currently on the shitter.
3: virtually incapable of forming actual human relationships due to social anxiety.

I went full retard during the Thanksgiving game against the Bears. Holy shit was that scary.

virtual manhug for you

1. Can smoke a ten pack in 12 hours

2.i gave my first kiss and my first black kiss at the same age, 4 years old

3. Im in an art school, one day i showed my works to a teacher, decided to make a whole expo for myself, only lasted a week but still

i consider the most important thing in my life to be my cats
i once ate a raw potato
i sincerely believe that gay men get erections when they shit

>1: I drink 2-5 cups of coffee a day.
>2: currently on the shitter

these two are probably related

That was the one Starr and Farve were at, right? God damn was that a shitty night.

1.) Have been on Suboxone (legally, script) for just over 5 years. I should quit the shit but I'm scared like fuck of the withdrawals, which I've experienced. Why did I ever start again? FML
2.) Haven't had a girlfriend for 12 years. Christ.
3.) I weigh 120 lbs, the same as when I graduated 16 years ago. Gonna try a mass gaining program (Connor Grooms' "Eating for Mass"). It'll be harder than quitting drinking or smoking, which I've done, but holy fuck if it works will I be happy.

I'm currently drinking Summa Cum Laude directly from the source

Kekd

absolutely,
coffee user either drink without milk or start drinkin 2-3 cups a day, fuck, would it kill you to drink a redbull or something

Unfortunately, yes. That entire season was a joke in general.

I was on methadone for about 5 years. Just dont make it worse than it is in your head. You can do it Sup Forumsro

1: i have brown hair.
2: i cheat at poker.
3: i fucked my sister.

1. my dog is missing
2. my dog is missing because I passed out from a drug overdose while walking him on Monday
3. I don't remember anything that happened Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday

1. I cut myself for the first time today.
2. I hate the feeling of anything touching the bendy parts under my index finger and big toe.
3. Had some chili cheese fries today.

1. niggers suck
2. niggers suck
3. niggers really suck

white power

1. Born with umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. Grey and lifeless baby. The doctor cut the cord with scissors, cut me twice on neck. Had my guts on the outside of stomach. They had to feed me through a tube in my head. Still got the scars from everything.

2. Deaf

3. My ankles click every time I walk.

>3: i fucked my sister.

who hasn't?

how do you know your ankles click if you're deaf?

lol'd
i managed to slip out of handcuffs once too, not by dislocating my shoulder though. that would hurt like hell.

Deaf is a spectrum ranging from profound to minor. Regardless of how much, you can just say you're deaf.

For me, I have a minor hearing loss and wear hearing aids.

i didnt

fpbp

1. i can move my pinky toe alone
2. i have 20/20 vision
3. i have 30/30 hearing

1. Have hypermobile ehlers-danlos
2. Trained for x-games (snowboarding)
3. Journeyman machinist

i collect mesozoic fossils
i know every godzilla monster and all the lore
my virginity is so powerful scientists come to my house to study it, possibly as a new source of energy

bump

1. Fap 3 to 5 times daily
2. Had sex with my aunt
3. Have 2 cats

1. I finished 23rd grade
2. I nearly got arrested in Shinjuku
3. I've been electrocuted by 20,000V

1. 30 yo jobless kissless virgin
2. no friends because of social anxiety
3. ugly motherfucker with really bad eyesight and scoliosis

I shouldn't have been born.

>ran a marathon in 3 hours 34 minutes and 52 seconds.

>first in my immediate family to graduate college in four years

>not sure but I may suffer from depression but can't seek treatment due to joining the Air force.

1. I have a short memory
2. I have a short memory
3. I have a short memory

faggot

I didn't ask for your life story

dave?

Are you me? How bad is your scoliosis?

well i cant fuck the ashes of a 2 month year old now can i?

1. Moved to my long distance Gf's country 3 years ago and we live together since
2. Weed's legal here so I work as a grower and have my own apt and my Gf doesn't have to do anything with what I eran+ money her dad gives her
3. None of our parents know what my job is and they'd lose it if they knew. My mom thinks I'm still in college but I dropped out two months in and started growing.

That's weird i was about to post that

Can't? You mean too much of a faggot not to.

nah dude

Welcome to Washington

1 I'm bored
2 I decided to smoke catnip because I am bored
3 catnip tastes weird when smoked

she died at two months old
the bag is as my ballsack

Not Washington though

Sorry to hear that user, how did she died?

respiratory problems
its hard to breath when your dad puts a pillow in your face

bruh

got any nudes?

1. Live in Hollywood and work in the commercial film industry as a PA
2. Dept free and own my car
3. Stopped smoking weed a month ago after years of daily use...