My dick is curved a lot on the right, how can I straighten it?

My dick is curved a lot on the right, how can I straighten it?

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Why would you?

You have hammer it back into place. It's ok, since your dick is naturally 90% sponge.

Because it looks bad

fap with your left

Aye but it does shit a straight dick cant

I already do

You cheated by having 11 fucking tiles you neckbearded autistic fuck face

fap harder

check out these
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4893512/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3547530/

basically: penis extenders can help deal with peyronie's disease, so maybe this is something to look into. consult a physician about that.

The damage is done, sorry. Dick curves happen when you touch yourself too much as a kid when everything is still growing.

Biggest load of shite, that's worse than pussy mileage, if this were true my dick would be a fucking horseshoe.

Stick it in a blender you piece of white trash. Fuck all you dog honkeys

Find a girl with scoliosis and you'll be fine.

Cable and pully

>t. neet white male

unless youre like a 90 degree bend you got nothing to worry about. girls love a guy who knows how to throw the boomerang! why do you think dildos are shaped all kinds of ways?

>that's worse than pussy mileage
stretching your limbs make you more flexible stretching your pussy doesn't.

Was referring to 4chans meat curtains theory

Jack off by using your other hand? Or it might be too late anyways you might be stuck with captain hookdick forever

Don't hammer it. Obviously. You know those clamp things? Well, get one of those, go into the bathroom, and kill yourself.

Then use the right

Fuck off. You're a bitxh .

>What is kegel exercises for 100 alex

What the fuck did you just say you little cunt. Fuck all the whites. Y'all just a bunch of icing sugar

Think of the women.
Curves mean better sex

I'd say triggered but-
Obviously bait

maybe one of these might help.
it should in theory straighten out your dick and possibly make it a tad bit longer.

Nah. I just hate being a minority in a white society. Try it. It's hard nigga

Nah. I just hate being a minority in a white society. Try it. It's hard nigga. Try it

I curve to the right...
Never slowed me down.

maybe you should try not be a little bitch about it.

Ditto

Exactly. Don't be a pussy count

when you get an erection, keep it in your pants, to the left. that should help some. mine was bent to the right pretty bad after i always forced my erection to the right in middle school.

Try being black you albino Cunt

I tried but the most I could do was get black spots all over.

sounds like you should fix being a little punk bitch before you complain about being black.

You sound like you have aids. You Faggot

at least I'm not a little bitch about it.

You are a definite little bitch. You bitch ass honkey

Hammer and splint my friend.

gain a thicker skin.

Sammi

Surgery is the only option, so deal with it.

same here but my dick bends heavily to the left. I think it may have been due to a fucked circumcision, but im not exactly sure. only pro is that its easier to hide in public cause i assume it would hurt if it was straight

Kek

I am so glad I don't have this issue because I'm ocd as fuck

I think this is the answer OP

>48 over genders

Can I use those to win a scrabble match?

>ocd as fuck
>literally a meme condition together with depression