Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums,
this guy is having a house party which I somehow got invited to, but this guy bullied me when we were kids. What can I do that is subtle, but will ruin something?

Fuck with the heat setting on his toaster.

He's a richfag, he has some special fucking toaster probs

Since you have the address, order exactly 333 pizzas, and ask the pizza guys to cut them just in halves.

Uk here, and Dominos only let you order a max of £250 over the phone or online

Then make it 33.

hide family photos, probably wont notice but parents will and get pissed

Upper Decker

Do you have any game? Try to fuck his girlfriend / sister / both

Well, the fact that you got invited means he's trying to apologize for bullying you...

try to not be a faggot for once. It won't be subtle, but it will ruin everyone's attempts to bully you

break shit, put shit on the walls, carpets etc

If he has a computer somewhere visible, change the wallpaper to something offensive.
Otherwise, stop being a faggot. Grudges over petty shit should earn you more bullying honestly

Steal his socks

Too far, man.

fucking pervert

MODS

let it go you fucking moron, chances are that he'll beat the fuck out of you when, he catches you and there's a good chance he'll do that

that's fucked up dude

>leave "used" condom in his parents or roommates room.
>Dip toothbrush in toilet bowl.
>Pee in toilet brush holder
>find modem/router login to admin, put child lock on, change password.
>and just hide some sardines in a wall cavity or somewhere sneaky before you leave.

Be his friend. Gain his trust.
Maybe it takes months, maybe years. Put up a front and make him think your friends. Go out of your way for him.

Than destroy him.

Nahh OP wouldn't have the balls.
I bet OP is there just to get bullied.

The fish in the wall shit was what I did for my high school senior prank, good times. Just put it in the vent though, not the wall. Helped the smell to circulate farther. And I don't know if my teachers were just idiots or what but for some reason none of them thought to just check the vent to see if that's where the smell was coming from, so it just got progressively more rank as the days went by.

Car battery behind the toilet, with very thin wires running up into the toilet bowl from each terminal. Not exactly subtle but he probably won't bully anyone anymore after his balls get fried the next time he goes to take a piss.

That really wouldn't work. Please explain to me how your retarded little brain believes it would.

Forgiveness is a gift we make to ourselves.

Don't stay an angsty teen. Evolve.

Drink lots of beer, then sit on sofa and soak it, act totally wasted, leave. Alternately find his bedroom and soak mattress.

I don't fucking know, it was just an idea off the top of my head. Sorry I'm not an expert in car batteries like you.

You can attend.

Put laxatives in his drink and turn off his hot water cylinder if he has one.

shit in the cistern and steal some stuff

Plant child porn in his house/on his computer etc. and then get the police involved.

>Bullied by richfag in school
>Expecting OP to have any game

Why would you shit where you eat?

By that point I didn't spend a whole lot of time actually in the classroom. I'd pretty much already done everything necessary to graduate so I only stuck around long enough to check in on my handiwork once in a while.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how OP winds up in prison for sneaking laxatives into the food of someone who secretly has a deadly allergic reaction to laxatives.

Not that I'm against the idea, just saying you may want to prepare an alibi beforehand just to be on the safe side.

Just spraypaint a small "3" on the wall when no one is looking

there is this old hentai where a dude is pissed of that one nice guy everyone likes so he fucks her mother and sister to make him angry or something instead the nice guy becomes a monk

Just blame it on someone else at the party. No one can prove it's you.

To make them wonder where wall one and two disappeared to, I presume?

Try not being a little bitch and talk things out with the guy? Have a good time too? Maybe he wants to make amends for what he did in the past, you might even become good friends.

I'm not aware of any laxatives that are sufficiently colorless, odorless, and tasteless that they could be slipped into a drink without raising any suspicion. Normally if you wanted to get enough laxative into someone's system for lulz to occur you would have to do something like buy the chocolate flavored stuff and bake it into brownies or some shit like that, which would obviously implicate you when they asked who it was who brought the brownies and dozens of people point you out.

But my knowledge of laxatives is admittedly quite lax, pun intended, so I might be wrong.

Hey OP, do what you want (even though being invited to a house party hosted by Gaben is really fucking cool, plus he's apologising) but just remember that if you do something seriously illegal this thread is evidence.