ITT: swap a letter from a movie title

...and post the plot summary

>Tight Club
A man fed up with society founds an underground stripper club after meeting Tyrese Durden, a mysterious transsexual.

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>The Cunt
It's a movie about your mother.

>Furassic World
This time it's even more gay.

>Captain America: Civil Car
It's about Captain America getting revenge on his grandpa's old stationwagon

>Schindler's Fist

3 hours of Liam Neeson fisting jews and nazis

>Citizen Bane

It's a story about a big guy.

Seven Hounds

An asylum version of the beethoven movies

A talking rat?!

Even worse

>Gookfellas
Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a tentacle monster.

>Russian Arm
The daily life of Piotr, who had a 15-inch dick, captured in a continuous shot

>Baked Lunch

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

>Eyes Wide Slut
A man who keeps Kristen Stewart from falling asleep in his rape dungeon

>The Man Who Shit Liberty Valance

As you might have imagined, it's a cannibal film.

>Little Dicky
It's a movie about the devil's jewish son who becomes a rapper.

NIG

>Suicide Squak
Gritty modern retelling of the classic Ugly Duckling tale

>a famous film with a shark

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>The Lord of the Bings

Chandler embarks on an epic quest to destroy Ross' Unagi after he brutally kills Phoebe with it and threatens to destroy Central Perk with its power. Monica, Rachel and Joey join him, while Gunther follows them, trying to claim the Unagi as his own. Duck and Chick are Ross' most powerful servants.

Triumph of the Bill

CIA survives the plane crash by being such a big guy that he causes a time warp. He ends up in charge of Germany in the 1930s. He searches for the grandparents of Bane? by putting people in camps and testing them. The Eternal Anglo stops him before he accomplishes his mission and Bane's? ancestors survive the camps. Bane? hears stories of their time in camps and this sets off his search for CIA to get revenge, culminating in the plane crash scene making a perfect time loop.

dr stronge

very stronge man save day, rescue pet doge

>Leo:The Professional
Leo works as a cook in some shithole motel in 1986 Miami and has to avoid getting killed by some Hawaiian shirt wearing guinea for his brickphone

Pokemon: The First Move
3 second long film of a guy selecting a move in a pokemon battle

>The Twilight Sega

A documentary about the decline of Sega as a major console developer

>The Hutt Locker

Upcoming Star Wars spin off

...

i'd watch that.

>Here will be Blood

It's an action packed prequel reboot of the main characters in There will be Blood

he said replace not remove

>the dark knight rices
bruce wayne opens a batman themed japanese restaurant

Dive

Ryan gooseling is an autistic lifeguard who seems to take too long before diving in after drowning kids

Star Wars: Empire Strikes Jack
The new recruit, Jack, gets physically abused on the death star

>Pig Trouble in Little China

A trucker and his Chinese-American friends chase a pig all over Chinatown.

Done with the Wind

A Jack Black comedy where he tries to cure his farting addiction

>The Cock

A story about benis xDDD

>full metal racket

Hilarity ensues when Jump!, a Van Halen cover band, opens their new metal concert venue next to a senior's home.

GhostButters
It's ghosts and butts

>The Jungle Gook
It's just The Jungle Book but set in Japan and with much more Ka screentime

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Jawz
zombie sharks
come to think of it, it probably exists.

>Crooklyn

you can read about it on imdb, it already exists :^)

The Anvil Hearder

When a loose anvil in an anvil convention falls on top of his head, a man is given the ability to make people think they heard someone hammering at an anvil. He uses his abilities to fight crime