/cric/ - Australia vs Pakistan, 1st ODI Pregame Thread

Subhuman coloured edition.

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1st for SaxGOD

>124 posts late

literally autism Tbh

Could really go for a HSP right now lads.

>unsubstantiated
Kek

KEK

K E K

>tfw didn't watch the hobart innings because I thought they were no chance

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Those south africans will make fine additions to Perth's population.

there should have been a new thread made 4+ hours ago cunts

I've lost about $1000 on the Big Bash over the past fortnight.

Not betbro btw.

9th for CNN

>tfw sleeping under doona with AC set to 22c

is there a more comfy feeling /cric/?

Trip on RC

got nothing to say lads

Cuckbourne Ltd.

It's 15deg here right now and i'm comfy AF in bed

>cuckbourne
KEK

BTFO

BY

HOBART

>THE SHITTY OF KEKBOURNE

>Cuckbourne being beaten by a category 5 storm
Needed asthma puffers on the bench

>KEKED THE FUCK OUT BY TASMANIA

the utter state of cuckbourne

How will cuckbourne ever recover from this?

20°C here, windows open with light rain on the corrugated iron and heavy petrichor after a streak of 35°C + days. Change with thunderstorms early tomorrow.

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Perthian?

pretty chill in Trigg rn.

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Adlelaide

>not betting both ways on 365 to make 200 a game on the promo

kek

Cuckbourne on requiring puffer watch

Sometimes you forget the Hurricanes are even in the Big Bash but they seem to consistently have one really exciting game every year

>LE FUGG LE C*CKBORN XDXD

Lmao, you will be seething with fury WHEN:

GOATbourne Stars win the Big Bash.
GOATthorn Hawks win the AFL.
GOATbourne Victory win the A-League.
GOATbourne Storm win the NRL.
GOATbourne Rebels win the Australian conference in the Super Rugby.
GOATbourne United wins the NBL.
GOATbourne Vixens win the Netball.
GOATbourne once AGAIN hosts the greatest grand slam in the world, the Australian Open.

You are all seething over our sporting prowess.

You are all seething over our cultural and culinarily superiority.

You are seething over our weather, our landmarks, our strong economy and our 10/10 women.

If you aren't from GOATbourne you may as well kill yourself.

Keep seething.

Melbourne is the best Australian city and this makes lebos and goosey SEEETHE

>cuckbourne
KEK

Saxshit is so mad right now that he WILL accuse me of making this post, so I am quoting this elite truthbomb for posterity

Reminder that Collins Street, Melbourne is literally the Champs-Élysées of the Southern Hemisphere.

This FACT makes non GOATbournians SEETHE.

>73610454
>cuckbourne
KEK

>Hawks will win the AFL next year
Holy shit your afl knowledge is fucking awful

I said this year, retard.

And I'm 100% correct.

Cap the post if you dare, Cletus.

BTFO

Capping. Hawks won't even make the top 4 and are in danger of sliding our of the eight with Mitchell and Lewis gone and by selling the bank for a man that won't get on the park, along with the biggest spud going around known as Tyrone Vickery. I know that you sadly won't even identify that it is your post when they don't make finals or are knocked out early because you are spineless, but I will enjoy posting it all the same.

>hawthorn won't win the premiership
>hawthorn won't finish top 4
>hawthorn won't finish top 8
KEK

You are literally seething with fury over Based GOATthorn.

Will enjoy your years as we lift yet another trophy.

In 2012 I jumped on the:

New England Patriots bandwagon.
Hawthorn Hawks bandwagon.
North Queensland Cowboys bandwagon.
Australian Cricket Team bandwagon.

AMA.

Who /greenday/ here?

who /saints/ here?

who /gong/ here?

Christie Road is the best Green Day song

Why haven't you hurled your body off the West Gate yet?

Went to a Green Day concert back in 2005, now I don't care about them

The WHAT?

I say this as someone who doesn't even like Green Day that much.

Green Day are an unironically GOAT band to see live

Literally have Green Day tickets for Sydney in May with a few of my mates.

>he never saw Bluejuice live
Might as well kill yourself.

In 2016 I jumped on the

Cronulla Sharks bandwagon
Western Bulldogs bandwagon
Chicago Cubs bandwagon
Cleveland Cavaliers bandwagon
Leicester City bandwagon

AMA

What was your best live music experience lads?

Unironically RATM in 2008 for sheer crowd energy tbqh

Here lad

A lot of emo faggots in this thread that I want to bash

When I saw Soundgarden live at the 2012 Gold Coast big day out, immediately followed by Kanye West.

When Weezer came to Australia for the first time since 1996 and played Blue Album front to back.

I'll never forget the moment the whole crowd screamed the final chorus to El Scorcho after decades of waiting

>CAPTCHA: Select all images with rivers

>weezer
>rage against the machine
>green day
/cric/ is unironically the most pleb poomunity on Sup Forums

People who get mad over other people's music tastes are the worst

Tomorrowland 2014

I don't like attending gigs unless I can stand at the back, away from the riff raff and just drink.

Preferably at the back and by the bar.

Death Grips and Radiohead fan detected

I've seen Flo Rida live.

AMA

You "people" need to get put in your place. You'd probably run and hide.

Lol mate you are such an american idiot that I wanna kill you in the name of buddy holly

Daniel

Flo Rida is /cric/ approved.

Skrillex is /cric/ approved

Went to a Skrillex concert when I was 34

FACT: Disturbed's cover of Genesis' "Land of Confusion" - both the song itself and the video - is superior to the original.

I have some fresh Green Day lyric /cric/ memes. Please add:

Boulevard of BROKEN FUCKING ARMS

Wake Me Up When T20 ends

21 Runs

Jesus of Cuckbournia

Good Riddance (Fuck Off Shane Watson)

OFFICIAL /CRIC/ APPROVED BANDS:

>Green Day
>The Living End
>Silverchair
>Powderfinger
>Flight of the Conchords
>Weezer
>Crowded House
>Rage Against the Machine
>AC/DC (Bon Scott era ONLY)
>The Strokes
>James Blunt
>Jesse McCartney

>21 Runs

This is 10/10

does /cric/ approve of The Triffids? Or The Panics?

If not, then why?

You forgot skrillex

I most certainly did NOT

I'm starting to get this feel. Bit over getting pushed by dickheads who think they're entitled to be closer than you and getting whipped by dreadlocks in the pit

Has anyone here ever been to a rave?

Forgot Flo Rida lad

It's not on your list so you must have. I insist.

Are you Vince McMahon?

I've candy flipped multiple times.

Never heard of it lad. Probably in WA or some shit?

A couple shit ones in disused buildings

The volume on Real Life Lore videos isn't uniform, which is very annoying.

mp3gain lad

stumbled upon a doof last year

I was driving down the Brookton hwy one night last year and saw some bright lights from deep in the forest.

Pulled over, got out and walked for a bit into the trees. A lot of doof doof music, a few fires burning and lasers in the air. Couldn't be fucked going any further so I got back in the car and carried on.

Forever Now is the best song from the new Green Day album and this is FACT

Bang Bang and Too Dumb To Die are very close behind

Gatecunt

>those two spergs going at it in the old thread
>one of them brags about doing this last week as well

Unironically green day 2010 or guns n roses last year

me lad

you forgot blink 182

One of them is slowing down, it should end soon.

>Stink one eighty poo

you're one of them, aren't you?
kek

/cric/ - Sup Forums approved bands:

1.

chris cairns is the most underrated cricketer of all time #elitetruthbomb

Nickleback

Just an eager witness to the autism on 4chin.

BASED AUSGOD