We're breaking into the jail to rescue a friend
dubs decides wat do
We're breaking into the jail to rescue a friend
Blow up wall and accidentally kill everyone
reroll
Lmao rolling for this
Roll
Try rape police officer and get shot
roll
we call prison
tell friend no crime man
they say ok
friend free
Re
You call help from a friend from Chinatown. His name is Jack Burton.
A giant octopus attacks
Kill an elderly woman so we get arrested. Figure out what to do from the inside.
is pic related?
yes,you got dubs so choose what we do
Wasted.
pretend we're black so we can get on the inside and then break out that way.
We masturbate and use the pressure of the flow of semen to propell us thru the prisons roof
re-roll
i got nothin
Incite a race riot, Sup Forums style.
Drill into wall
Your friend is dead. Raped to death by Val Kilmar.
Go home,fuck that friend.
I once got in a disagreement with Val Kilmer over Roger Waters on social media. It was an odd experience.
Also, winner. Thread's over, guys. That's a wrap.
You can't cause he's still in jail retard.
Ok,friend is dead,new mission:kill Val Kilmar
>Thread's over
Not until we see the picture its not.
Dress up as Top Gun from Top Gun and smuggle a knife in your ass.
Sneak into jail wearing police disguise
roll for this
Climb on roof,drop piano on guard
Trusting Islam because it is a religion of peace, therefor planting a bomb
Kek
Rerolleroo
Val is armed to the teeth with manikin arms. We are armed with single serve ketchup packets
rolling
Poison ketchup packet and smuggle it and give it to him
re-roll
Come on
Send Aussi army and fail.
Pic related
...
Attack is not effective. Val begins to attack. ketchup is everywhere we lose balance. Rodriguez and Washington are decapitated.
You are killed
Thread over
The survivors line up and we moon Val. He runs away giggling like a little girl
>kill Val
But I don't want to :c
That's a relief
/thread