Any films about Greek mythology?

Any films about Greek mythology?

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Why that dick got Beethoven hair?

Clash of the Titans
Jason and the Argonauts

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my willy is way bigger than that

troy, minotaur, odyssey miniseries, arion, clash of the titans.

stay away from Percy Jackson. that was made for plebeian potterfags

Heh

>Any films about Greek mythology?

Jason and the Argonauts, Clash of The Titans and Troy.

LITTLE

Why greeks carve their perfect men with lil boiclittys like that

GREEK

BOY

YOGURT

AHHH FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER. YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN SHIT. YOU AND YOU'RE IMPROPER USE OF GRAMMAR AND SHIT TIER SLANG. YOUR FUCKING CULTURE IS THE WORST FUCKING ASPECT OF AMERICAN URBAN LIFE. YOU PEOPLE ARE SO GODDAMN INSUFFERABLE EVERY FUCKING DAY. ALL THE TIME 24/7 I HAVE TO HEAR YOU BUTCHER THE LANGUAGE WE SPEAK WITH TRIBAL TIER EBONICS. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU BLUE LIPPED MOON CRICKETS?! DO YOU ALL JUST GET TOGETHER EVERY SUNDAY MORNING AND DISCUSS HOW TO FURTHER FUCK UP THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE? FUCK. LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH YOU SHAVEN APE.

kek

In ancient times small penises were actually the ideal. Even the bible makes reference to this as certain passages use the idea of well endowed men as being looked down upon by society.

Why isn't it still like this?

Feminism was a mistake.

Friendly reminder, the artist intended for these statues to be painted.

I don't get it

Why are people judging a man's penis length on the size of his flaccid dick?

My flaccid dick is practically the same size, who gives a fuck? Erect it's over 6 inches

>Why isn't it still like this?
>Feminism was a mistake.
more like porn was a mistake

Dude that is tiny even for flaccid. I know you're trying to cope with your small penis syndrome but my dick is definitely bigger than that flaccid and I've seen bigger dicks flaccid. Believe me I know. I've looked at other boys dicks in the shower in middle school because I was a faggot pervert and they all had bigger dicks than the statue.

Female empowerment is whats making women shun and turn away from any dick that isn't 8 inches.

top kekm8

>He literally cannot understand the difference between being a shower and a grower.

Unless you try to fuck chicks with a flaccid dick, I don't understand why that stage is important? I thought funtimes happen only with boners?

they're in a warm shower you retard

you must be a woman

Its been proven false time and again that growers exist.

A smaller flaccid cock is almost always a smaller cock

If you guys are that triggered about this then just get a traction device that have been proven to lengthen cocks.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19138361

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21492409

Big Honking Willies were seen as gross and barbaric.

>Its been proven false time and again that growers exist.
The latest wide spread scientific study found no correlation between flaccid and erect size.

>Its been proven false time and again that growers exist.
2" flaccid, 6" erect.
i read those articles and i didn't disappear.

>thread about greek mythology film
>most of replies are discussing penis size
you lot are obsessed

Prove it.

maybe he's afraid that when you get naked and she sees your flaccid slinkydink, she'll turn you down.

Wrong. It's male superiority pushing down and shunning other men with tiny dicks.

>two dick threads on the front page

>It's male superiority pushing down and shunning other men with tiny dicks.
Gay men maybe.

i get that you're tiny both flaccid and erect, and use statistics to force your opinions as "facts".

but i'm not. simply deal with it.

welcome to Sup Forums

>6" erect

>Being proud of this

As a womyn I feel empowered every time I take my bf Daquan's 9" dick.

I'm assuming you have some boss ass statistics to back up your random ass assertions? A study that shows flaccid size heavily correlates to a bigger dick? Evidence showing all people with large flaccid dicks have big penises? Neato about the traction devices though, it's sort of like how you can get slightly taller by hanging upside down for periods over months.

Aside from the importance of size when erect, a big flaccid dick is the next best thing. For women having someone with a large ol swinging noodle is like a reassurance that it can only get bigger. Its also fun to play with, suck a big flaccid dick for women.

Imagine going to a nude beach with friends. You both have average dicks except your friend is shower and you are a grower. His dong flops around and gets a gander or two from passing qt's while you get nothing because you have a shriveled stump. You'll have to "prove" your dick is equal to or bigger than your friend and to do that you'd have to get erect, Meanwhile your friend is striking up a conversation with the ladies or already getting felt up by them.

Erect or flaccid bigger is better.
Its just the cruel fact of life.

Dude could be a grower not a shower. My dick looks like that sometimes but, upon becoming aroused, the old trouser snake transforms into a thick 7 incher

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>thread claims to be about Greek myth
>quickly turns into thread about dick size
>and you wonder why women don't take men seriously?

only dancing wiener can save this thread

What

It could be worse, he could be obscenely tall and have a 6" dick like me. Little baby dick through no fault of own.

You guys need to calm down as long as you have a 7.25 x 6.25 you're the ideal for most women.

maybe i should have greentexted this
>A smaller flaccid cock is almost always a smaller cock
my flaccid dingus is tiny, but 6" is average.

>warm shower

They're naked in the cold ass locker room to. I spotted several dicks in my dick spying school days. They were rarely that small.

>woman
How can I be a woman in the boys locker room at school you dumb nigger?

*your

Serious user Time: I think I have a Frenulum Breve, should I pursue going to a urologist or just try to cut the sucker myself with a staple remover.

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DUDE. WHAT IF THAT WEENER SMOKED WEED.
LMAO

dude... bro, weed LUL

dude. what if like. seth rogen made a movie about that. i'd be sooooooo fucked up lol

The dicks were small because if you carve a larger penis out of stone it falls off.

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

You're thinking of ancient Greek and Roman sculptures idiot
That's Michelangelo's David

>or just try to cut the sucker myself with a staple remover.
sounds like a bad idea.

small penis was aesthetically pleasing. only those barbarians had a big nasty penis.

they were all fucking or getting fucked by boys so i doubt they wanted something that was big enought to cause discomfort

>this obsession
seek help, or you will never be happy

>only those barbarians had a big nasty penis.
So like in today's times niggers are said to have the largest dicks?

> 11 x 7
>enjoyable

is that even real

This study was performed in india lel get fucked dicklet