Hey Sup Forums I just got a corvette!

Hey Sup Forums I just got a corvette!

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faggot

Jelly much?

He's not wrong you know

Jealous much lol?

Not bad. Not really my kind of car but it is okay.

Where did you steal it from?

nice waste of money.

I mean, if you can't get a Mustang then a corvette would e ok I guess

why are you sitting on someone else's car you fucking mongoloid

Show the title.

Its really fast. Its also an auto which is great! I'm so happy that I can be part of the car scene now!

>Reverse Image Search

It's real.

Why a corvette though? Coulda went with a nice McClaren

Get into crypro trading, buy yourself a fucking lambo each year

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Why would I make this up lol. I got a corvette because I love American cars. American muscle is the way to go.

Yea, because they cost the same and all.

I can't wait to make 1000whp. Thats the goal. My buddy told me all I need is a tuner and a air intake. He is doing the same with his civic.

He said Its because I have an L something engine

Put some upgraded microchips in it and you're good to go.

Where do I buy the microchip? I really want to race people! My dad told me not to get rid of my warranty but I don't really care. I have a bunch saved.

sweet bro

Thanks dude! If anyone in Wisconsin wants to race def lmk

>Sup Forums

Say no to newfags

Sage

The irony

Newfags?

...

>automatic
>sports car
Pick one pls

put the dick on exhaust with timestamp u donkey arse

How did a moron like you ever get the cash to buy a car, let alone get a license? Did mommy and daddy buy it for you?

I like stick shifts but I prefer automatics for my commute. Lots of traffic.

also, /o/ is that way >>>

You can call me whatever U want. I have a corvette lmaooooo

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im not taking that

why do brown people always sit and stand on their fucking cars

Damn why does my race have to get involved. I'm just here to show you gents my car.. I'm also learning how to detail so me sitting on the car shouldn't do much. Nothing some terry towels and meguiars quick detail can't fix!

Also going to harbor freight to get a buffer.

Good job bud

Not even brown lmao

I dont know whats gayer, some faggotwanker in a V neck or an overcompensating 8 cylinder thats a fucking automatic..

lmao corvettes are fucking ugly and useless
would have been better if you got a bmw

>nice ware of money
This man rides a rusty ass Ford Taurus
Bruh I would kill for a car like that, corvettes are really nice

BMW's might be faster but I don't care

Why do people have to hate so much lol

Why do faggots like you contaminate Sup Forums??

Nice purchase man Vettes are fucking awesome.
I was just at a local dealership last week checking out some Mustangs, think I might get a Gt350r. They had a couple corvettes though and it definitely made me think about getting one!

is that really you? if so, Brandon you really look gay. if you are gay, fine. if not, well you're putting out a gay vibe.

also that pic is from June 8th.

timestamp?

anybody could take get a pic of themselves next to a car in a Mazda dealership parking lot (???)

>itt poor butthurt summerfags who fall for pleb-tier b8

>Sup Forums
nice touch

you can own a corvette and still be a faggot

How'd you find out that my name is brandon? Reverse image search?

Also anyone know of that microchip that someone was speaking about?

it doesnt make up for looking like a fucking faggot

From the day you bought it, till now, have you check your pennis? is it growing up? is it longer?

piss off brandon go to reddit

dude if you did thats fuckin badass. a corvette is my dream car. fuck foreign shit thats hard to maintain. i like to maintain my own vehicles and id like to be able to maintain my car with the same shit as my truck.

>not buying the new stingray models

Don't you feel so much better about your small dick now?