Fucking lel

fucking lel

>el chileANO

>has to alter the word to make it finish in ANO
>while peruANO is natural
>40 years without a world cup
>constantly raped by Chile

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Is Perú, dare I say, the Liverpool of the Conmebol Qualifiers for the WC?

>tfw Canada and Peru gonna go to da world cup

it's a common thing here m8, no grudges.

i kinda agree.

TARS SET SHITPOSTING 100%

>Tendríamos que ser recontra malos para no clasificar

Has FIFA stated how many teams per confederation they will be sending?

6.5 for Conmebol
6.5 for Concacaf

There's even talks of fusion of the 2 confederations

>Canada going to the WC
Even with 48 teams I doubt that

>canada
>when this was the result of literally their biggest match in decades

That face when Uruguay will find a way to go to a "repechaje" even with 48 teams.

Wrong pic.

Peru still won't go

Chile > Colombia > Ecuador > Paraguay > them

>Yet another latino weeb

I don't get it. Is it genetic?

It's cultural

Paul Warrior is pretty cool.
Like real cool.

>Peru (gay)

>FIFA le puso alfombra roja al retorno de la bicolor a la Copa del Mundo.

>Tendríamos que ser recontra malos para no clasificar.

>6.5 for Conmebol
>6.5 for Concacaf

lmao, thought this was chilean slang

>Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Paraguay

>Mexico, US, Honduras, Costa Rica, ???, ???, ???

>Panama
>Jamaica
>El Salvador

Screencap this senpai

the 48 team cup will ruin South American football.

Remember that we improved tenfold since we started this kind of qualifiers where everyone plays against everyone and the whole thing is super competitive, with 7 out of 10 teams going nobody will give a shit.

And if we merge with CONCACAF we'll go back to groups, playing against shit teams like Honduras or the US that will fuck our level.

>we improved tenfold since we started this kind of qualifiers where everyone plays against everyone and the whole thing is super competitive

>one cup and two finals for south american teams in the 5 world cups with current format
>3 cups and one final in the 5 previous years with the old format

>ecuador
>paraguay
lol??

Are you a burger, basing your entire opinion on "muh stats"? You clearly don't watch SA football so you shouldn't talk about it.


The general level has increased, countries that were shit before are a lot better now, every team can fuck you in the ass if you don't go all out with them, back then that didn't really happen.

And Brazil and Argentina are worse for it, apparently.

Paraguay is having a shit time now but they're consistently pretty good.

Ecuador is having a great time now

Ok, (You)

i don't get it either

he's probably too young to be even posting in this board

the younger kids i see in the streets are more and more skinny emo faggots

thanks, globalization

Most of us we're raised watching chinese cartoons like Dragon Ball and Captain Tsubasa in public TV channels.

So it's now a cultural thing in a couple of generations.

(You) yourself. You said the new format is great because it coincided with your smaller nations playing (supposedly) better football. Guess what, it also aligned with your bigger nations playing worse football.

that would actually imply that they were good once

I'll always remember peru for memeing Brazil out of copa America and that aryan meme

>Argentina was in the last WC finals where they lost against an amazing German team
>That means they're trash and play worse football!
You do realize that Argentina in 2014 was the second best team in the world right? how does that make them bad you mongoloid.

Brazil was a disaster in 2014 but they've been really good since then thanks to Tite.


Honestly nevermind, this is my last reply.

have the perroanos no shame?

im sure the rodent munchers will still find a way not to qualify

yeah, but most of us grew out of it

>being this obsessed

stay mad chileANO

no matter what you say about peruvians, i love those late 10pm kickoffs at the monumental with the fierce crowd.

This, it's more competitive now, it's just like people using stats to say la liga is better than the EPL

Who is shit tier just boliva?

>us

CHI

P A T H E T I C

Bolivians fuck you in the ass in Bolivia but get fucked outside.

That's because they're used to extreme altitude and can play fine there while other teams can't and at the same time the opposite is also true, they suffer coming down here and so they can't show their football(their feet swell and all that).

Pretty much this.

They're still better than CONCACAF teams except mexico though

>farfan
>zambrano
>carrillo

Why does peru (gay) play,without there best players? Paolo Warrior can't do it alone.

(you)

Sad!

>this is a weaboo site created by an american

>canada has NEVER scored a goal in the povertyball cup
i think you underestimate how little we care about sawker.

I believe it was a natural evolution that would happen anyway

Perú will try their best!

and yet i see leafs in almost every """"soccer"""" related thread

>49125784_p2_master1200
Where do you save these pics?

lmao this, leafs trying to play it cool

Fuck off weeb

> expertos andinos

didn't they lose really bad last year?
top kek mexicans cant into their sport.

Ecuador kek

Mexican sport media is probably like the english press of latam, maybe worse

Chilindio

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They should give that half to conmebol, niggas that get to the hex are pretty much the best we can send at that moment.
>Costa Rica
>Mexico
>Trinidad & Tobago
>Panama
>Honduras
>USA

If CONMEBOL & CONCACAF merge with 13 spots these should go.
>8 spots for CONMEBOL
All but Venezuela & Bolivia
>5 spots for CONCACAF
All but whoever finishes last In the Hex

>peru has qualified for the world cup 3 times
men I am surprised its that small in the amount of times

Peru(gay)

Venezuela and Bolivia would easily qualify with 13 spots. The only CONCACAF teams that would qualify are CR, US and Mexico

pixiv
>master 1200
that means he's a pleb who doesn't know how to save the images properly

>6.5 for Concacaf

Lel, no but honestly they're shit

>tfw you remember pizarro
>look him up
>only scored 20 goals for peru

Thanks. I keep seeing filenames like that everywhere.

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desu, CONCACAF doesnt even deserve the 3.5 spots it currently has, it should be 2.5. The only two teams with a constant level (shit level at that compared to CONMEBOL) are México and USA, with Costa Rica getting "good" every 3 world cups or so.

CONMEBOL should get 12 spots, with México, USA, Costa Rica and Panamá going to CONMEBOL and the rest of CONCACAF getting half a spot, something like what happens with the Pacific confederation.

Peru, homeland of "El Oniichan" magazine

> "El Oniichan" magazine

Explain yourself.

Peru kek.

Maybe with 96 countries Peru might qualify to a WC again.

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I wonder how long this lasted
We had a cool magazine called Lazer that got killed by japs eventually

I question myself how a brazilian knows about an obscure anime magazine of my country that I wasnt even aware that existed. And I like anime.

>knowing this litle about football history

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

EL CHILENO ES UN ANIMAL CONFLICTIVO, HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO ESE QUE TANTO LOS AVERGÜENZA, CON INCLINACIONES A LA TRAICIÓN, EL ROBO, LA PELEA SUCIA Y DESIGUAL, COMO EN TODAS LAS GUERRAS QUE HA PARTICIPADO CON APOYO DE EMPRESAS INGLESAS PARA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS, TREMENDA RAZA DE RATEROS LA CHILENA... NADIE EN EL MUNDO CIVILIZADO QUIERE A UN RATERO, PERO ES COMPRENSIBLE TANTA RABIA CHILENA, SI VIVEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA RAYA EN EL FIN DEL MUNDO...

Hola.

They're shit compared to us, they're still better than Honduras, Panama and whatever other teams the US has actually lost to.


I'll say it again, with 13 spots the only CONCACAF teams that would qualify are CR, Mexico and US.

>proceeds to get obliterated and anal destroyed by Chile.

You cant make this shit up

What the fuck...

My sides

Peru a cute

>tfw my man based Paul Warrior will never go to world cup since the expanded version only comes in 2026
still there's hope for Trauco at least

pls take care of him

CONMEBOL UEFA and CONCACAF got shafted out for african and asian votes

>>Tendríamos que ser recontra malos para no clasificar.

¿Cómo te explico?

THIS

Actually Mexico and England are very similar in a lot of ways when talking futbol, I think.

>Tendríamos que ser recontra malos para no clasificar
el mismo Libero sabe que igual nos irá mal

>tendriamos que ser recontramalos para no clasificar
is this kind of sentence acceptable in Latin American media?

based steven

KEK

But this isn't happening until 2022 right?