Anyone here have any fun naked / nudist experiences?

anyone here have any fun naked / nudist experiences?

>be me
>go to the great horror campout
>an annual event with scary mazes and you camp out with monsters chasing you and stuff
>go to one of the 'scare zones'
>its set up like a big tiki monument
>they tell you to 'strip to please the great tiki god'
>its supposed to test your psychological fear of being naked
>being the ballsy fucker I think I am i strip to the nude
>Everyone else just takes off shirt or goes to underwear
>unfortunately for me if you go full naked they make you get up on stage and 'writhe' to please the great tiki god
>basically you get on your hands and knees and pretend you're getting fucked in the ass
>everyone watching me
>afterwards the hula girls lay you down on the table
>the tiki god comes out and lays on top of you for a second
>no idea whats going to happen
>he then hands me a fake human heart
>i win?

anyone else?

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Mmm you got to be a dick for five minutes and have everyone laugh at you. S'OK tho'.

That's sounds too cool to be true though

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its real. cntrl+f clothes for a similar review.

>being naked makes you a dick

what now?

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For my 21st birthday all my group of friends, about 12 of us real close, got hammered and then naked in my buddies pool, it was awesome. A 1 landwhale but the other 4 females were fucking sexy, we had a lot of fun.

Not green texting, don't care that much.

Wife constantly nude or pantsless around me. It's an unspoken rule when the kids aren't around. Always.

more of this guy

No, writhing around, and having some dude lay on top of you does.

But, it was a bit of fun, I'm not judging.

but only your wife?

that sounds like a lot of fun, i dont think i could get any of my friends into that. even my really fit friend we joke that hes a never nude because he even wears a shirt when hes home alone.

i got one friend who wants to go skinny dipping at the hot springs though.

thats just me

>makes you a dick

i dont think you know what a dick is man, a dick does rude / generally 'negative' things to other people. i literally just did as i was told and had weird stuff happened to me. how was I a dick?

you're basically saying that playing the game made me a dick

Yes. She's my wife and my submissive/slave with a little girl dynamic. She cooks and cleans and gets spoiled by me constantly. She enjoys being bathed and rubbed. Wish I had pics and I keep bringing it up to her that we need to take pictures because I appreciate our beauty together.

thats pretty hot man. must be weird keeping up that kinda roleplay with kids in the house, but otherwise it sounds pretty cool

We do it when the kids aren't around. Otherwise we just appear to be a normal couple.

nice. I've had some couple hour role plays but yet to find a good sub to last a weekend.

such a handsome lad.. too many nudists aren't cute

Thanks big guy

i think the issue is more that nudism is predominantly older men and sometimes their wives. so when a young guy or girl goes in just to see what its about they're put off by the experience. even if you dont mind the company of older people, its hard to maintain an interest in just going to hang out with old people at every event. And unfortunately, you can't go without SOMEONE trying to molest you and then claiming you're ageist for making a young mens only group, even though if you opened it up to all ages it'd just become the same fucking group on the 4 other meetups again.

sorry for the rant. its been really frustrating.

>thanks big guy

stop pretending to be me

She's completely exclusive to me and understands that being collared excludes her from any contact besides mine.

i mean as your wife i woudl imagine so. my issue is that most of the people i meet are interested in the sex aspect but less in the bigger picture stuff. I get off on making someone be a foot stool while i play video games, and while they say they're into it, they try sucking my dick like ten minutes into it.

You just have to get lucky and find a woman that you love in more ways that one and shares your ideologies.

nice cawk

im a grow-er.

maybe. im not really a romantic. I mean when I fall I fall hard but its only once every 3 or 4 years so far and i dont go out of my way to pursue it cuz I'm pretty comfy with life as is and pretty fulfilled.

who knows tho

Wtf is this ? artistic nudes?

the blue ones are intended to be artistic, the rest are just nudes. the beach ones would maybe be artsy if there was a sunset, but they're just nudes.

and the video game one is supposed to be humorous.

nudism recruiting photos?

the video game one is used yes, i use it to post on meetup about my nudist game nights.

but why?

>why do people take photos

odd question mate

why what?

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do you get a big turnout of guys ant to rape you?

not really, i tend to be one of the least attractive guys in the bunch

whats the turn up like for them kind of events?

the last one i hosted there was 5 of us, one of them was just my previous roommate so it was only 3 people through the meetup, but it was our first time setting this up and whatnot.

we had one more person show up but when he took off his pants there ewas a rancid smell so i sent him home.

the current meetup has like 9 people signed up so far but about half flake the day of.

I've been to some pretty rad ABC parties, and I've seen people at my college streaking and skinny dipping.

I've run out of legit nude pics and only have closeups of my dick and ass now.

whats an ABC party?

skinny dipping is life i want to go back to the oasis nearby so bad right now. streaking sounds fun too but theres the legal risk

I was playing with a dude as a kid but then we went swimming and he had a vagina. It was confused.

it was all confused.

Love nudism

you gottta be careful. young owmen are few and far between at a lot of these places. one time i looked in the general direction of two women and they got all fucking uppity and offended and sent their guy over to talk to me.

jokes on them, i was gay. he actually went back and told them they were being ridiculous and they looked embarrassed.

they had great fucking tits tho

be careful, naked boys is totally accepted but naked girls is a no no

whats wrong with naked girls?

ABC is "Anything But Clothes." People wear all sorts of outrageous things, and there's a lot of half naked or almost naked people.
At my school there's public safety officers that sometimes nab streakers but there are waaaay too many for them to get.

You've got small hands

damn i should've gone to a traditional college.

i fixed up my balcony and put up some fake ivy so i can walk around naked out there at least but its so small. i only get to be naked outside if we drive 3 hours to the nude beach or the nude hot springs.

and a seven inch dick

faggy mods don't like naked girls

i mean we see plenty of straight porn posted here every day... i think they only care if they look underage or are implied to be underage.

ah i just made the connection. no its fine if they are of legal age but the problem is a lot of people post 'nudism' pics cuz they're just looking at pictures of naked kids.

this thread is clearly not underage.

Well nudism pics are legal, it's not porn, there are sites full of them like candid-hd.com

the mods don't care. theres been a lot of threads where they say 'nudism' as a theme and they are just posting pictures that focus on ltitle kids to fap to.

this is clearly /not/ one of those threads tho

I got banned once for posting a picture of a fit 20 year old guy in a speedo. The mods are SJW fucks.

More like autistic nudes

kek

i've seen people banned for posting girls wearing a bikini on the beach

ah shit

this dude is always having fun naked time,
Terry "NoPants" ricHARDsON......................

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well somebody should change that ...

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the fuck just happened

lmao what is this site

first it seems very female centric for a non sexual thing.. second it's talking about 10,000$ for clips. do they mail you someone?

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i pissed off a bridge once. the moment where your stream htis the water is amazing

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>tfw young people are Victorian-tier prudes about nudity
>tfw almost everyone below 45 even changes under towels or inside bathroom stalls before going swimming

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this drives me insane. its weird goign to the beach and seeing that even fit men are starting to wear shirts while they swim

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Love to go to the nude beach
Swimming naked in the sea, just great
And yeah, it's me

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swimming naked is life. we have a nude beach but i prefer this oasis we found. you can even slack line there. amazing

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That's crazy. I've only seen that a few times. At least a few of those times though were even adolescents. Young people seem almost scared of the human body.

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they are. i mean he ck i was growing up. i realized i had an issue where i forgot to knock while coming into someones room and i freaked out because they didnt have a shirt on.

i think it stems from one time i accidentalyl walked in on my dad, and he was fully clothed but he got mad and yelled at me constantly saying 'WHAT IF I WAS CHANGING?'

when clothing is never really explaind to kids they grow up to think they're requirements in life.

being naked at a nice oasis makes you realize how stupid so many different rules are

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On staff at a boy scout camp in the 70's
Kids left at noon on Saturday, and checked in at noon the following Sunday.
Nakid swim all Saturday afternoon.

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i woulda loved that as a kid, woulda been crazy

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