ITT Describe a game or a movie as badly as possible ill start with an ez one to get this going

ITT Describe a game or a movie as badly as possible ill start with an ez one to get this going

>wake up in train
>go city, throw can at police
>get to place w/ hot chick some dude and bill nye
>get in tele-port
>fail
>shit fan

Half life 2

correct obvs

>wake up in hospital
>death squad tries to kill you
>ride a horse in middle east with rival
>give soldiers ballons to join you
>kill a batman villian
>you are not who you think you are

bump

>wake up on a beach
>Foggy
>have to scavenge supplies
>zombies
>serial killers roam the area
Should be easy for PC gamers

metal geer solid

>dude kills people
>gets money
>gets qt loli

>736132798
Hitmen absolution

Could have been, it's a movie

hmmm

No More Heroes?

The guy wears sunglasses

I honestly have n0 fucking clue

DayZ

Leon

Well done my man

Duke Nukem
do i win desu

Winrar

>Hungover
>WWII
>Poop monster
>Become King

no, but nice repeating digits

Wake up on a zombie-filled beach with dead island supply

Conkers

Conker's bad fur day

>druggies raid a drugstore
>druggies get shot
>druggie girl shoots cop
>druggie girl becomes hitman

>So this dude is a cop and he goes undercover and he's gotta deal drugs to take down drug dealers but it's all fucked up because of political connections but it's okay because his lawyer is some dodgy Jew who's up for some gangster shit

La fame nikita

>youre a zombie with a fedora

Yeah

Nikita, La Femme Nikita, or The Assassin

>be the Emperor of Byzantium
>Fuck Sister
>Castrate Brother
>Fuck Sister again

>police look for escaped crazy woman
>mindfuck

Leon.

Chicks kill chicks over shoes

real life

>yell at things
>it's so cold
>time travel?

Wizard of oz, lol

>teacher has to explain fascism to some kids
>shit goes wrong

The wave

Skyrim

Yeah boy

>aliens
>crazy
>hand cannon
>pew pew

Metroid prime

Yes. That one was too easy.

>walk around the same building for 2000 years as different people

I was going to say sleeping dogs, but then you mentioned a lawyer.

Nope

>come hither
>come hither
>come hither
>lmb swings
>F10 dank forest meme
>dragqueens
>feints

>nigger gets killed
>killer goes to prison
>gets raped
>comes out of prison
>everybody hates him

Gladiator

Dark Souls?

12 monkeys

American History Fucks.

matrix

shawshankly redemptionla

nope, but is in medieval times
>multiplayer

nop

it's a game

megaman?

assassins steed

For Honor, or maybe Chivalry?

Yeah

I'm literally sat with a beer exactly the same as pic related

Nope.
Hint : also includes tentacles

Nope. Yeah the Jew is lke a mob lawyer guy.
He deals with south American gangsters.
The cop is a black guy.

Dead space

Technically was referring to the hand cannon in number three, but yes.

>its awesome for 30 minutes
>usually takes 10-15 hours to complete

nope
winrar, chiv it is

Any call of duty

half life 2

EZ AF

OMG I'M DYING

Got a link to info on this? I don't recognize the title.

>wolf
>ink
>pervy bug

Look up "Léon: The Professional" by Luc Besson

Zelda Twilight Princess?

Okami

Nope
Yes. Still one of my top 10 games after years.

Roller Mobster

>stop terrorists at christmas

Hotline Miami 2 electric boogaloo

>Argue with Turkish people
>fucking hamburger american

Crash

>shit is falling from the sky
>arrange it in a correct order so it disappears
>dank music

>you never pick up phone
>answering machine always full
>you kill people
>you have masks

Tetris

No
Tetris

Source code

Die Hard

there, there...you're both right

Yes

>punch stuff

> Gf dies
> can't let go like a normal person, gotta get the pussy back
> kill a bunch of large shit
> o shit my horse can't fly
> get conned in the end

bad santa

>Purple Spandex

> go home
> see guy who used to bully me
> steal a bike

Get out of jail
Run from police in old cop car
Antagonize nazis
Steal work from rednecks
Skip out on bar tab
Play jazz music
Go back to jail

>imminent doom
>bitch uses multipass
>earth is saved

">Summer break"
">Goes to Florida"
">Gets stranded on island"
">Finds tank and wins for his people"

Fith element

Phantom