whats next for him?
Whats next for him?
well desu alimony payments
nah Mia knows she can't get anything better than him and Big Momma likes her
probably come out with a self written,directed, and starring in Kino and then suicide
Shia was in Marines?
STOLEN VALOR!
HE CAN'T WEAR THAT SWEATSHIRT AND THOSE COMBAT BOOTS. HIS TROUSERS AREN'T EVEN BLOUSED PROPERLY. DOES HE HAVE TWITTER? BECAUSE I'M GONNA CALL THIS CANDY-ASS BITCH OUT.
yes he has a twitter
is that midget a jew?
who is the semen demon on the right?
Mia is wife material
My singular goal in life is to be like Shia.
Does Shia just wear whatever shitty clothes people on the street give him? Does he trade with bums?
He's pretty cool, honestly. Fuck.
thank you for your service shia
rate doggo
He wears his old clothes from his military service days
>wearing a usmc sweatshirt
Triggered
S T O L E N V A L O R
this is a nice post
Genetically_Inferior/10
Nothing but a vanity doggo.
and im proud to be an american...
And what's that?
>one eyed dog
of course shia would have a one eyed dog
>you will never be Shias one-eyed pupper
;_;
>Selena will never sperg out when she meets you
youtube.com
coot
No eyebrows
oh shit he's playing john mcenroe in a 2017 movie
GOAT casting lads who hype
that actually is pretty good
/hype/ here
I don't really like his movies but I like Shia a lot
seems like a cool dude
They have their personal dwarf
based af
Why the fuck is he dressed like he's in Fallujah
because life is a battlefield brah why are you in civilian gear when theres a war raging hoo-rah semper beta phi
>i skipped college and did some pushups pls respect me
Jokes on you, I'm in college right now pussy. I'm fucking all the hot bitches because I'm fit and can buy alcohol. Plus, it's free.
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I met him in the elevator that he was in, chatted to him for about 20 mins. AMA
did he smell good
Yep, pretty tasty. Not as tasty as the two other people he had with him, Luke Turner and Nastja Säde Rönkkö (had to google that).
Why were you in an elevator for 20 minutes?
variety.com
I went to his art thing, in Oxford.
>what the fuck he didn't serve jewish interests?! what a peace of poop
Fuckin burst out laughing at work my customers hate me now
Holes 2 porn version
>He has described himself as Jewish,[9] but declared in 2007 that religion had "never made sense" to him.[10] However, in an interview published in Interview Magazine in October 2014, LaBeouf stated "I found God doing Fury. I became a Christian man, and not in a fucking bullshit way – in a very real way. I could have just said the prayers that were on the page. But it was a real thing that really saved me".[144]
>"He put a ring on it! Shia LaBeouf and his longtime girlfriend, Mia Goth, are engaged, sources tell Us Weekly.
According to one source, the couple was grabbing groceries at Gelson’s earlier this month when LaBeouf, 29, told the cashier that they were set to get married."
BASED
>tfw you will never rape Shia Labeouf.
Where are her eyebrows fãm?
Traded them with Baal in exchange for Shia
Lmaoing
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