You could to whatever you would with this thing for 10 years. What would you do?

You could to whatever you would with this thing for 10 years. What would you do?

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I would switch my insurance to Geico and save 15 mins on 15% on my car insurance.

Love her and take good care of her

human being > thing.

fuck you user

Pimp it out, sit back, and relax.

hahaha

I would shove my hughmongus cock inside her throat

Only 10 years? Fuck that, I'm not planning for divorce in a decade

This. While all state may be like a good neighbour and be there, having peace of mind while still saving 15% after just 15 minutes on home and auto insurance is great.

>human onahole
>board full of degenerates

take a wild guess op

Lock her in the basment. Feed her with my neighbours shit. Then rape it.

Op is a faggot

fuck the hell out of it

Honestly, this.

Sorry I'm not an edge lord.

You don't have to marry it, dickface.

i really need videos of bitches like these getting their salads tossed but I dont know what to type on xvideos

Ok, you can own it for life. What would u do?

>fuck her
>get her pregnant
>dont feed her
>force her to eat the children i keep making with her
>keep fucking her
>last day before i lose her
>litteraly choke her to death on my cock.
she would have wanted it that way.

learn to use the word edge correctly faggot it does not apply in this thread with these replies

Put it out of its misery

take her swimming

have really nasty gay anal sex with you while she watches

ask for a handjob

Carry her on my back like c3po.

this

she would make a great surfboard

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>Then rape it.
>rape it
>it
Shit?

KEK

Get fucked.

I've been here long enough that it just feels like people address trying to post the most offensive shit possible. It didn't come across as what Sup Forums used to be, it comes across as people trying to be edge.

But what the fuck do I know. Maybe people really are this fucked up.

fuck her sister and best friend

Put it into the kitchen.

give her cybernetic legs and arms.
And then fuck her

newfag detected

unphotoshop her

back to /reddit/

Put it on a table like just another worthless piece of decoration. Maybe slap it from time to time.

eat in front of her

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how in the bloody hell do you unphotoshop something you wanker

kek

Throw her out of a plane. With no survivors

Love her, fuck her, cuddle her

Nuggets can't cheat and she probably would be grateful for not being alone so she'd make an excellent submissive. I'm not a rapist and I'm pretty boring, fuck me right.

Marry her and take care of her.

Right

kys it's a useless piece of trash

buy her shoes on her birthday

dry hump like my favorite daki

Same here. You'll get sex irregardless, she'll love you to death

Maybe nail polish

starve her for 3 days then wipe peanut butter on the dogs ass

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fucking top kek

stahp youre not funny

:D

She's hot. I would date her, arms be damned. Though with my luck she'd get those computerized legs and arms, then leave me.

drag her by her hair so she dont fill with gravel

god damnit that fucking thing cant do anything. it shits and pisses all over your place and you have to clean that fucker. you have to pay for it and need to carry it around, as long as this shit cant crawl like a god damn caterpillar. it cant even cook for you, clean shit or do anything else but pissing, shitting, beeing fucked and talking some gibberish shit. i bet you have to place this shit in front of a tv and let it do its bussiness for 10 years. you even have to feed it and shave her pussy and stuff. she cant even give handjobs, foot fetish is wortless and all you can do is missionary because that fucking sack of meat cant hold on its own. fuck me i would fuck this thing and then drown it. best for both

She actually looks better without the limbs

my x wife was exactly what you describe and she had legs and arms

Fuck it at every chance i have

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Strap her to rucksack frame and travel the country

make her shoot ping pong balls for the dog to chase

State Farm is the good neighbor you absolute cocksucker

Put her in the freezer. Then fuck her alive again.

bitch

>useful as car alarm
>security camera
>portable chair
>car pool lane clearance
>alarm clock
>footrest
>boat anchor

with a few modifications you can use as a skateboard and shopping cart

live off her disability n get high all day n fuq whenever I want lol

WINRAR

Probably fill her ass with molten steel.

So, Can I watch porn of it? How must I search it? Is that any Tag or Genre? Or just I should put " fucking women without arms and legs" ?

Take really good care of her, but make sure she understands that in exchange, I fuck her whenever I want, wherever I want, as many times as I want. Nothing crazy but if I want to plop her on the living room floor and throatfuck her for an hour I will.

thisis fucking true. now i want one. now i need one. imagine a doing a fucking kickflip with that thing. id be the coolest kid.

Lost

Take her to the pool and call her Bob

>throatfuck her
this is the only weakness. she can still bite

Remove her teeth with a hammer then

Is this real? If so its pretty hot actually

>she cant run from you

>irregardless
you fucking nigger

I'd start by making my bathroom accessible so I don't need to clean up after her. Then I would enforce a strict sit-up regiment so she dosent get fat.

ask her to shut the fuck up cuz im watching a movie

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I would trade her with a camel merchant in Libya

>sit-up
Do you know how those work?

Welcome newfriend!

Throw her in my pool.

This thread has made me laugh harder than I can remember, good job everyone your creativity is astounding

really helped cheer me up after almost becoming homeless and having to move in with my mom

pop out an eye for yet another hole

But I'm not doing it against her will. Remember, I'm not mistreating her, I'm taking care of her.

At first I'd fuck it of course, but I feel like eventually I'd forget to feed it like most of the pets I've had and it would die

>she can't fight me from giving her cyanide pills

teach her to make my food and clean up

kek

This should do the job.

watch her fight with the cat over the food bowl

First, I would strap her to a cross in the basement. Then i would plug her asshole with an intense fuckmaster 5000 vibrator. This device would leave her braindamaged due to oxygen loss. I would feed her only once a week with dog shit.

>First, I would strap her to a cross in the basemen
cross hell a 2 x4 would suffice

Kek

Make nugget porn