Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

claimed

>Yui claimed

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I never noticed it was mildly lewd.

>Rem

Sawa still here?

Yui
>Kek
It really is. Though I doubt Sawa would go for conspiracy theories or robot kits. You and your wife must be close.
Rem
Good food and a car accident. Comfy as fuck.
Yep. Might leave soon though.
That's the thing about horror films. They gotta build up lots of suspense before scaring you in order for the scare to even work. Jump scares just won't cut it. If you can't scare us you might as well make a good horror comedy.

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what's this

Red Fox from Kemono Friends!

That was really out of context, but all horror movies today are basically comedy. They're all so bad.

nice bread

it's really cute

Kemono Friends is the cutest anime I've ever seen. My gf is really into this stuff so we decided to check it out. It's actually not a terrible.

Yeah, well, I'd like to believe we are

well you should post more cute pictures then

Where are the lewd ERP anons

It was?
Well some of the best horror films are comedies tho. New ones try replicating the classics.
Nah it's kinda ded right now.
I think we can all say the same here.

Why aren't these threads on Sup Forums?

6 got backspaced.

I would like to claim Holo.
Holo is a goddess that deserves to be praised and loved.
Pic Related I've spent weeks of my life defending and rebuilding her, building her apples and flowers and making sure she is alright.

The 'Id like to speak to the manager' haircut?

Me too... Rem

Hello
Only half the time.

earlover is on now, ready for some risk of rain?

You don't hop on randomly to a horror film from food and a car crash.

Wannabe Covergirl haircut.

Dramatic elipses... Hitagi

Lets do it

Here

If I had any wish in the world it would be everyone in this thread fucking my waifu while I watch. Preferably no condoms and cumming inside

You mentioned a car accident earlier. Or was that another Rem?
Sup.
You fucking cucklord.

I'm gonna dive into this thread just in case your wish comes true. Claiming samus

I know I'm a faggot cuck. I just want Lucoa to be happy

It was me, but it has nothing to do with horror.

Just finished work

Hello

Please impregnate my Lucoa~!

Claimed

Hi

You sicken me.
Whatever man.
Oh you do work? Have fun? Just came out of the shower myself. I'm about to eat cup ramen after.

I gotcha. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

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Galky!

I do now. Not at all. I too want to be naked and wet. I also have hunger.
Hi

Its bad that I want my waifu to be happy?

do you want dinner?
a bath?
or me?

Hello

Hi

Where do you work? Oh my. Ohhh my! I wouldn't mind joining you. The dinner part I mean. Not the bath.....
Ehhh if he's with the shota fag it's aight.

How is your day?
Hello

How was your /waifu/ hiatus?

Dinner is fine. A bath too. I don't know you.
She looks like she is enjoying that banana
Carl's Jr. why not both?
My feet hurt and I'm about to take more drugs for it

Hi

I've still been around
The month or so I was actually gone was okay though

Bananas are pretty good though

I've actually noticed you starting posting a few days ago. I think yesterday too when you called me short. Weren't you gone longer than a month?

I prefer strawberries and apples

Plenty fair friendo.
How are you today?

Until like yesterday I was just avatarfagging for a long time
I had lost my Galko folder so now I'm building it back up

Most fruits are good but I like grapes a lot

Tired, you?

Shiiit. I'm bot usually up this late.
Shit, a fast food place, it must suck. I think I've only seen those places near big highways where truckers would usually be seen.
You're really tempting Tomo.

How did you lose it? Did you delete? Could've given it to me

Same.

Grapes are ok.
My feet hurt. That is where my town is. Good.

I deleted it while I was high and forgot about it

You don't wanna sleep?

I like peaches a lot too

I don't have a foot fetish you ecchi, get some weed or something for the pain. Must be obnoxious. Do you see truckers all the time? Not good, sinful.

Was going to play some vidya with some friends

Not really into peaches.
Oh uh my penis is flacid right now? I'm going to take pain killers. Lots of travelers yeah. Sin is just a lame way to get you to moderate.

This is why you don't do drugs, Galky. You know better

What game?

I've always liked them

Oops I do a lot of them

Steal

>this nigga don't like peaches
You're on your own with that, fag. Damn, is that really necessary? Pain must be intense. Do you cashier or do you do more shit? That could be said for all religions in general. Except mine. All praise the great creator.

Bad galky!

Galkos friend looks cute too.
Darn. I though I could sex you. I don't want to walk and my feet are red. Does the creator let me sex you good?

Risk of rain, but i suck bad enough that im lasting two minutes into matches

>peaches
Akiko pls go

I'm a good kid

She's pretty cute

What's that about?

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You ain't sexing this you ecchi. Eww. You walk to work?
>Does the creator let me sex you good?
Yameteeeeee! But to answer, yes because the creator has no rules of morality.
Go suck a lemon.

Hi

>

I'll suck u uwo

Why not? Yeah it's like a mile or so. Good creator to me then.
Hi

just here to steal with trips, will make claim soon

Sure when you lower those eyebrows.
Because I'm saving my purity for my special somebody. That sounds like absolute hell. You can't drive or you don't have a vehicle. I know right?

Nope

Oh

H-hi

No clue, as far as ive been able to tell its a side scroller where you shoot stuffs.

Shipped tbh

I could be special. Both actually.
Uh yeah hi

lose some weight

Do not do the drugs
Nahhhhh fam

That's kind of gay

Was that really necessary

But they're fun

Its not gay if you're both cute anime girls

Yeah Hhhhi

Blushing Galko is sooooooo cute tbh

So uh what's going on?

It's still a little gay

She blushes a lot

Aww did I hurt your feelings?
I dunno. You're a good fap/armageddon buddy but a special somebody? I have to think.
Both huh? How old are you? If you don't mind me asking, I mean, I didn't get my license until I was 19 thanks to my HS fucking me over.

I want to kiss Galko tbh
It's not gay if you say no homo

Not always
This

>get messaged on OKCupid
>reply
>person is online, doesn't reply
>person is now offline.

What the fuck are you even messaging me for, dude? Why the fuck are fags such huge flakes?

I'll remember to say no homo
Mugi is a qt

hello

dab

Do you niggers realize how lame this shit is?this is now a banana spiderman thread