Film set in middle ages

>film set in middle ages
>sky is gray, air is polluted and grass is brown

I'm sick and tired of this

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>Middle-ages movie
>Everyone is filthy and there's mud everywhere

>film is set in the middle ages
>rock music starts playing

name a one movie where they did this

That's how England has always looked.

I got you senpai, have fun

monty python and the holy grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Learn to have fun.

>film is set in the middle ages

Evil Dead 3

I blame the high def. cameras.

>Film is set in Middle Ages
>Everyone has perfect teeth

fucking europoors

>film set in the middle ages
>people have random pieces of leather and studs on their clothes

nice filename Janita

>film set in classical Greece/Rome/Egypt
>they have British accents

>middle age movie
>people either have long hairs to their shoulders or haircuts compatible with modern fashion

>there will never be a good late renaissance era period piece about hunting witches, vampires, and werewolves in the colonies and new world in general
Jdimsa

>film set in early middle ages
>scene of inquisition burning a witch

>film is set in the middle ages
>back-scabbards
>studded leather armour
>whitewashed church and monastery interiors
>bare stone rooms with rudimentary hacked-from-lumps-of-wood furniture
>torches burning everywhere all the time

>film set in the Middle Ages
>everyone's teeth are straight but yellow

Are there any other historical tropes that are more annoying?

>film set in middle ages
>WE WUZ KANGS cast

>film set in the middle ages
>lead actor has perfect straight white teeth

>there will never be a goofy comedy set in late Renaissance/early modern times that isn't some Shakespeare derivative

>medieval kino
>everyone wearing earthtones even the royalty

>>sky is gray, air is polluted

It's actually supposed to be overcast English skies.

>film is set in the middle ages
>the gladiators are already warming up in the arena and the king has no sword

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Black Death.

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That fucking cat

You think the air was clean back then? When millions of tons of wood and coal was burned daily?

you mean when the population of the planet was less than a tenth of what it is now and nobody discovered combustion engines and fossil fuels?
Yes

>millions
>burned daily

Oy vey!

yeah
why is this period considered so gloomily?

b8

Aside from the fact that a lot of the movies take place in England or somewhere with a similar climate, it's also symbolic of the perceived despair the average commoner was supposed to have felt all the time because of living un squalor or something.

>Film is set in England
>It isn't raining or foggy

>foreign character
>is played by american actor trying to do some accent

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I thought Nicolas Winding Refn was looking into making a movie about witch hunters in the 16 cent

I'd say Monty Python and the holy grail

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>Movie set in the middle ages
>Martin Lawrence shows up
>It aint me starts playing

Braveheart
Kingdom of Heaven
Black Death
Ironclad
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood (2010)
The Name Of The Rose
Season of The Witch
Highlander

yeah it's fucking stupid.
>clean fresh water in streams
>so much goddamn game to bag
>gonna die in your 40s for live it up, get drunk and sire as many lads as possible.

when will we get an accurate depiction of life before machines ruined it?
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Valhalla Rising. Bonus points because it shows One Eye bathing, yet everyone is still covered in layers of filth.

Have you seen one here they don't have British accents? It's horrible.

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>film set in the middle ages
>women have full make up and perfectly done hair
>women don't have pit hair or period stains on their dresses

>film set in middle ages
>everyone has mad skills
>female character fights like jason born

>film takes place in middle ages or biblical times
>everyone speaks perfect English with an American accent

>modern western
>rap music stars playing

Fucking god damn Kanye West song right in the Magnificent Seven trailer...

at least we have a history, american

>WWII movie
> David Bowie song starts playing or any '70s and '80s pop rock starts

PUTTING OUT FIRE, WITH GASOLINE!!!

>American character
>played by a foreign actor forcing an accent
>accent forcing is visibly hindering his acting ability

All these retards complaining about British weather in England set medieval movies

The Middle Ages was a terrible time to live in. Famine, war, poverty, racism, genocide, disease, technological stagnation and witch hunts is all that happened until the Reconnaissance. The media is just reflecting it's mood. Read a history book. It's a over a thousand years of absolutely nothing important.

>vietnam movie
>it ain't me starts playing

>WW1 movie
>80s synth starts playing

I want Mel to make a comeback

...

post the correct one next time

>WWII horror flick
>Tangerine Dream starts playing

What unit is used on the y axis here?

/x/?

>African proto-kangdoms
>kangdoms

kek

>buying some butthurt paki's bullshit about the Dark Ages having no progress

aut/his/m

medieval christianity were the dark ages, user.

meanwhile

>sun-drenched golden palaces in the middle east

Literally every American movie about middle ages

history of being faggots lmao

>be Amerifat
>think Romans talked english so their accent matters

>be yurocuck
>think Romans talked english so their accent matters

to be fair, it's implicit he was made to wash the blood away but it feel for us like he was given the privilege of a warm bath

>pic
he had just killed a tribe and gathered the filth women

that movie was kinda heavy in its time (the somber wintery 2001-esque trips of digital + medieval), now it feels like a euro fag trip

>flick set in the middle age
>protagonist has a black friend

People didn't use utensils, eat sugar, or smoke very much, so people's teeth were straight and mostly white, unless eaten by degenerative diseases like scurvy