Found pic in a birds nest

Found pic in a birds nest
Wat do Sup Forums?

Put it up your ass til you shit out a baby bird

Ask your dad to piss in your mouth.

Better pic of egg
What bird lays blue eggs?

A bluebird.

boil and eat it

Dubs decides the eggs fate

Rolling for putting it back in the nest and leave it alone like a normal fucking person

Reroll

nah OP do this

put in center of bundled towel, put incandescent bulb over it

congratulations in x period of time youll own your own birdie.

put it back in the nest and leave it alone, otherwise you are guilty of abortion

do not eat it because there is a bird inside
only eat unfertilized eggs obviously

do not open it, he is still sleepy in there
back to the nest it goes

Fuck off normie boil the egg and enjoy your tiny omelet

this,

then when you realize the mother ignores it, either

1) kill yourself

2) make scrambled eggs

Even dubs - Put it back.
Odd dubs - Shove it up pooper.

Stuff it in poopah!

...

do this, become birdchan.

is he gonna cut the bb birb?

That is a myth. If you put it back she will come back.

Its a red breasted Robins nest. Adorable birds, though if you didnt find it inside a nest then the mother pushed it out, which means its rotting inside.

And if you break the shell holy hell the fucking rotten stench that comes out of that thing....

op, for goodness sake forbeare
to disturb the birdling enclosed there
to keep it yourself would be quite girly
and cursed be he that cracks it early

It was in the nest with another egg

scramble it

Anti depressant pills. My big sister sexually abused me when i was pretty young and continues to do so although not sexually anymore.
It pretty much destroyed my self steam and i cannot interact with females anymore because they cause me anxiety.

back to the nest unharmed

Wrong thread nigger

Ok fag
we /birb/ now

So put it back, let it come to life.

So many humans just kill shit now a days.

We all get a special time on this planet, who are you or I to just take that gift and extinguish it.

>reddit fag

Not even, I just hate seeing something innocent like that being destroyed.

Fucking kill a human if you want to kill someone.

btw it considered bad luck to break a robins egg.

leave it be

Ok ok this is a hold up give me the rare pepes or the birb gets it

roll

winrar

roll

WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKs

Place it on the floor and stamp on it

gav ?

Op here
Birb is safe and back in nest

Hehe le animals r better than hummans meme! Xddddd

This calls for a celebration.

its a robin's egg