Found pic in a birds nest
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Found pic in a birds nest
Put it up your ass til you shit out a baby bird
Ask your dad to piss in your mouth.
Better pic of egg
What bird lays blue eggs?
A bluebird.
boil and eat it
Dubs decides the eggs fate
Rolling for putting it back in the nest and leave it alone like a normal fucking person
Reroll
nah OP do this
put in center of bundled towel, put incandescent bulb over it
congratulations in x period of time youll own your own birdie.
put it back in the nest and leave it alone, otherwise you are guilty of abortion
do not eat it because there is a bird inside
only eat unfertilized eggs obviously
do not open it, he is still sleepy in there
back to the nest it goes
Fuck off normie boil the egg and enjoy your tiny omelet
this,
then when you realize the mother ignores it, either
1) kill yourself
2) make scrambled eggs
Even dubs - Put it back.
Odd dubs - Shove it up pooper.
Stuff it in poopah!
...
do this, become birdchan.
is he gonna cut the bb birb?
That is a myth. If you put it back she will come back.
Its a red breasted Robins nest. Adorable birds, though if you didnt find it inside a nest then the mother pushed it out, which means its rotting inside.
And if you break the shell holy hell the fucking rotten stench that comes out of that thing....
op, for goodness sake forbeare
to disturb the birdling enclosed there
to keep it yourself would be quite girly
and cursed be he that cracks it early
It was in the nest with another egg
scramble it
Anti depressant pills. My big sister sexually abused me when i was pretty young and continues to do so although not sexually anymore.
It pretty much destroyed my self steam and i cannot interact with females anymore because they cause me anxiety.
back to the nest unharmed
Wrong thread nigger
Ok fag
we /birb/ now
So put it back, let it come to life.
So many humans just kill shit now a days.
We all get a special time on this planet, who are you or I to just take that gift and extinguish it.
>reddit fag
Not even, I just hate seeing something innocent like that being destroyed.
Fucking kill a human if you want to kill someone.
btw it considered bad luck to break a robins egg.
leave it be
Ok ok this is a hold up give me the rare pepes or the birb gets it
roll
winrar
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WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKs
Place it on the floor and stamp on it
gav ?
Op here
Birb is safe and back in nest
Hehe le animals r better than hummans meme! Xddddd
This calls for a celebration.
its a robin's egg