This just happened >Me be >taking a piss while sitting down because it's morning >coffee in hand and door wide open because i'm home alone today >grab paper towel while sippin' my 'fee >stand up to wipe dick head of any excess urine >sub consciously clean my mouth with the napkin right after >mfw
Just spent the past 45 minutes throwing up my breakfast burrito and now i'm finishing the luke warm coffee while typing this.
Samuel Evans
maybe you should cut off your dick if you are so disgusted by it
Isaac Kelly
Don't worry, I got u fám
Jackson Thompson
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Julian Gray
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Alexander Ramirez
OP urine, especially your own, isn't that offensive. now if you'd wiped pooh on your mouth then maybe, but wee? who cares. sometimes when I'm at the pub pissing next to dudes in a crowded bathroom I can feel their misty piss spraying back off the tough/urinal on my hands and dick, and it doesn't bother me at all.
Juan Ross
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Nathaniel Brooks
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Benjamin Sanders
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Jonathan Ortiz
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Brody Davis
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Adam Clark
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Jackson Sanders
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Josiah Rodriguez
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Jackson Peterson
you guys are fucking disgusting what have you done to my thread.