This just happened

This just happened
>Me be
>taking a piss while sitting down because it's morning
>coffee in hand and door wide open because i'm home alone today
>grab paper towel while sippin' my 'fee
>stand up to wipe dick head of any excess urine
>sub consciously clean my mouth with the napkin right after
>mfw

Just spent the past 45 minutes throwing up my breakfast burrito and now i'm finishing the luke warm coffee while typing this.

maybe you should cut off your dick if you are so disgusted by it

Don't worry, I got u fám

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OP urine, especially your own, isn't that offensive. now if you'd wiped pooh on your mouth then maybe, but wee? who cares. sometimes when I'm at the pub pissing next to dudes in a crowded bathroom I can feel their misty piss spraying back off the tough/urinal on my hands and dick, and it doesn't bother me at all.

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you guys are fucking disgusting what have you done to my thread.

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You know you love it, op

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This has been your daily chemo.

Thank you, and good day.

op here, i hate you so much

This ain't reddit, buttercup.

Piss off, pun intended