/hoc/

flyers are ELITE edition

>oilers dominate all period
>get zero goals
why does this always happen?

>schneider and his crossbar delaying the inevitable

it's only a matter of time before the McFloodgates open

happy birthday Claude "grabbing asses and saucing passes" Giroux

>mon7real

There's a lot of teams that dominate all period and get no goals.

Sabres fans confirmed for biggest faggots in pro sports

Tomorrow is Connor "declared the GOAT before he could vote" McDavid's birthday. How do you plan on paying your respects?

>tfw so bored during the bye week I'm watching Devlels v Oilels game.

At least is almost over.

by getting blackout drunk at my own birthday party desu

REAL THREAD

Non gay thread

>unironically posting in an anime thread

I told myself I was going to spend some time on other hobbies while the Leafs were off.

I've just been watching other teams.

Be afraid /hoc/ forsberg is heating up at the right time of year

>people legitimately said the habs were good

heating up? more like waking up from a coma

>thread wars

They're both shit Flyers threads and this one got made first. This is the thread.

this
also dubs confirm


goodnight hockey, hockey land

goodnight friend

LOL GET WRECKED

ANIME /hoc/ is best /hoc/

>marchand slew foots a guy then slinks off behind chara

Bombston typical

OTHER THREAD BTFO

I can post this again

>hall actually backchecking

what a faggot

Is Marchand east cost Perry?

Le dirty drouin webm

daily reminder there is no "Sup Forums" in "/hoc/" OP is a chink that should kill himself

holy fuck leon is seething

>Coyotes-tier

Wow, let's not go that far.

It's funny how we have Chaput/Skille/Gaunce/Megna and STILL do better than the 'Yotes...

source on this?
are there any hockey cartoons?

CONFIRMED

Morning

Draisaitl is mad. Soon you will learn why they call him the Skating Holocaust

should have been a hooking call

Stollery got G A S S E D

>tripfag talking shit about anybody

good meme

I gave your mom a hooker call.

>mfw posting my OC
thank you user

It's from Yuri on Ice.

morning finn bro. how did you sleep?

There's a first for everything

>hasb

Price just fucked all his chances to win a Vezina in one game.

maybe that joke made sense in mandarin you dumb chink

>‘Not an easy situation’ for Bernier, who hasn’t started in 23 days

Has he really been that bad? I thought Carlyle liked him.

Had a quite pleasant sleep, slept bit over 7 hours

>that feeling when you're WAY too smart to win games

only me can feel this

He can't keep getting away with this

M1nnesota hahahhahah get fucked canadian wannabes

fuuuuuuuck off

>Stupid sexy Holtby to repeat

fucking davidson sucks

please vegas take him away

They just can't score on that manlet

FUCK PR7CE
he raped my stats tonight

Hopefully based Saros can close it out

>tfw to smart to score goals

Bernier had one really great season for Carlyle and then Bernier collapsed and lost all semblance of competency. There were arguments that the Laffs' D was garbage enough to excuse it and that he needed a change of venue to get a fresh start.

But now he's in Anaheim and he's still putting up those terrible numbers.

This reminds me of those Oilers-Sharks games in the late 2000s where the Sharks would have 50 shots to Edmonton's 12 and the Oilers would win 2-1.

Except now we're the Sharks.

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that's very intelligent of you

>tfw scored 4 goals

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i don't like anime but this is still better than faggy clipart

Nice play Ellis

I like how amped the Preds PBP guy is for every single block

if we fucking lose to this shit debbies team im fucking done watching for the season

score a fucking goal you bums

>SAGE in all fields
>Tripfags
back to plebbit, weebshit that's namefagging at worst

>this battle for top 7
wew lads, it's close

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>there were oilers fans who swore that Eberle was the one worth keeping over Hall and RNH

>it was literally 7-1
lol
they just had to score in the last 10 seconds for that meme magic

It's amazing what the WJCs can do for a player's reputation.

The Devils are far and away the league leader in guys you've never heard of.

>Divisions named after oceans

The last time the oilers won by more than 2 goals was December 1

>there are fans that didn't want to trade the bust after 2011-12

Andersen is next

>cutting the Canucks off

retard

I don't know about that. RNH Virtanened the WJC he went to during the lockout.

New Jersey Literal Whos rename when?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HE DESERVED THE SHUTOUT REEEEEEEEEEE

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jej

>bennings thinks his """""""""""rebuild""""""""""" is successful
>he will unironically be using this core to make a deep playoff push

who even plays for them now?
hall and who?

Jusse is the best goalie in the NHL imo

Saros was robbed a shutout

but is there a more lovable guy than Saros, everyone who sees him just wants to give him a big hug because he's a cute cute CUTE

seriously though he's teh best goalie in the NHL and it's not even close

Reminder that Connor "Generational Talent" McDavid has three goals since December 1.

>I really like draft picks
>trades 4 2nd rounders away since his time as GM

Wow... so THIS is the power of a PRO SCOUT...

post qt hokkeis :3

and did hall really just cuck dedmonton?

>unironically thinking markus granlund WILL NOT go PPG en route to a cup
>unironically thinking sbisa WILL NOT play norris-calibur defense en route to a cup

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based on?
i see him nowhere near the top in goalie stats

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I have no clue who these people are:

B. Coleman
N. Lappin
S. Santini
K. Stollery

A week ago I didn't know who Miles Wood was either and I've only heard of Damon Severson because he either played in the WHL or for Team Canada at a World Juniors.

you can't even excuse that by calling him a playmaker. Elite playmakers still get more goals than that.

His shot is fucking awful.

Henrique, Schneider, and Greene but thinking about it now I don't know if he's still there

>Boston's best player is a manlet
>Calgary's best player is a manlet
>NHL's best player is a manlet

Is this the manletssance?

Lappin's from Albany and Santini was a USNTDP guy who played for your WJC team a couple seasons ago. Don't know the rest.

>mfw it's juicy juuse time

wut, he's literally top in every goalie category except shutouts, in 8 games he has like a 1.20 GAA, and it's actually supposed to be lower, he should have 3 shutouts because this game his goal came from his own teammates blocking his vision on a PP same thing happened against the Devils and Penguins. The guy has no weakness to his game and has the instincts of a fucking lion with the puck being a fresh ripe gazelle

He started the year in the AHL so he doesn't have enough games played to qualify as a league leader.

>chink thinks bergeron's a manlet

by chink standards he's a giant

Eat shit, Edmonton. How's Adam "literally who" Larsson working out for you?