Daily reminder that if you're uncut you literally have a dog dick

Daily reminder that if you're uncut you literally have a dog dick.

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This is for muslims

Daily reminder that we're not jews nor muslims, hence we have our dicks intact.

Stfu Ahmed, you have a mutilated dick

It's true. I knotted in my wife last night and we couldn't separate for 25 minutes. It was fucking 92 degrees in that room, we were miserable.

>a 3rdworlder rationalizing this hard
Good, let the jews steal your dick and your dick's sensitivity.

Jews cut dicks and diamonds
Bad pic op

HAHAHAHAAHAH CUt lookslike a rotten mushroom, Uncut looks juicy and rady to be sucked on and looks like its gona slip inside so easy

Looks like you confused male circumcision with diamonds. No worries, it happens here quite often

Das funny nigga. Cuz I had yo bitch mama barkin the other night

probably because dicks are hard, and diamonds are the hardest metal on earth

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Only faggots care this much about dick.

>hardest metal
you mean Rock or Mineral

That newfag bait never fails.

Excuse me, please explain newfriend?

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to all silly religious people: if your god is so perfect, and what your god makes is perfect... why did he create men with a for skin.... Ohw.. he created man in his own image... so ... your god still has that little piece of skin i guess....

tldr gg

>not Jewish
>circumcised for no reason
>glad I don't have an animal sick

I have no problem using technology to achieve heights beyond nature

>Also make jewelry
>still not jewish

I don't care about this anymore. I used to spend hours in these thread debating this type of stupid shit but now I just don't care.

Take this from someone who is circumcised (stupid fucking parents mutilated my dick when i was too young to say no).
This shit is fucking stupid (and abusive) and I would never do this to my kid.
>I'll never have that feeling of knowing what full-sensitivity sex is like instead of only feeling good at the end of sex
>I have to live my fucking life knowing someone fucked up my body without me even knowing about it till it was too late
>People will laugh at your shit and think its funny because "hurrdurr ur boy. Only bad if girl clit cut off"
>Fucking for 30 minutes with raw dick just to blow a load is probably far worse than 5 minute sex with is bliss from start to end

Never do this shit to your son. Its fucking torture and abuse

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Enjoy your psimosis, fag.

that is why they invented blowjobs... You don't need to cum.. but at least it is clean again....

>muricans can't even wash their dicks
>cut off skin like moslems and jews instead of learning to wash it

freedom!

If this is true, why does being cut make men so insecure?

Just take a shower once a month and this won't happen. Seriously, what's wrong with you muslims.

I'm just waiting for circumcision reversal procedures like foreskin regeneration. Heres to hoping.

Ok.

I don't know what you're talking about, I got cut as an adult and sex feels to same as ever to me.

Nobody wants dick like yours Shekelberg

No. I wish I had a dog dick. SO much nicer than human dick and women fucking love those things

Bullshit, I got cut two years ago, sex feels completely different now.

It hasn't quite been 2 years for me, but since my operation I've been moisturizing my dick with coconut oil everyday. The inner foreskin didn't do much for me during sex, but rather the glans, which was my priority. I'm very happy I got cut, though knowing what I know, would totally leave my sons intact, for them to make the decision when they're adults.

Moisturising your cock, you do realise most cut fags don't do this, no fucking wonder it doesn't feel any different.

t. Butthurt cuck who was mutilated by his parents

>oy vey gotta collect baby penis skin
literally off yourself jew

>Be me
>Irish

Fck u shitskin. Go ruin your dick somewhere else. Ps. Girls hate cut.

>please explain newfriend?

>hardest metal

Girls on this thread rate my dick

or just take a shower once a year, and stop docking with people

>Girls

"Stephen forgets he's on Sup Forums"

Not even hard trolol

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Even if you bathe daily you still cannot remove the aroma of the built up sweat and dead skin.

Swords need sheaths. Vaginas have three times more smegma at all times. Circumcised dicks are not real. They are dead door nails and are missing pieces. Take a lawn mower to yourself you can see what I mean. Everybody is restoring now, jackass. I wonder why the dude on the left got chosen in pic related over the one on the right. Pretty much same size. Oh I know. The one on the left can actually be played with

We get it - you love your male labia. You don't need to parade around your disgusting beef curtains all day and pretend you're better than us.

Bullshit. Ive never smelled a damn thing on anybody. Enjoy your cavernous slime dick (vaginas; inside out penises). They dindu nuffin

>dog dick
kek. I like this b8. I shall spam it later in Sup Forums with an extra pro-Jew argument, the butthurt's gonna be real.

No no. As you should be able to see. Im a fag. So. Take your stink stab and go

>Sup Forums
>needing help to be kiked
This thread already did that

If I had foreskin I'd hang myself by it. uncircumcised cocks are disgusting

The one on the left can actually be played with.

I agree, im not some robot pornoslut. I don't want to just jerk. And deepthroat. Im sad my bf is cut.

MFW uncut

You are not a man. You accumulate ass cancer with all the neglect of yourself and estrogen you drink
It's ok. He can do what I said there toward the end. Night time canister method restoration. Ive been using a bathmate too. Combined have made me bigger :). I actually get stronger boners too

Yep when we was young boys the mates with no foreskin we took the piss out of

That's a tranny dick.

I'm uncut, but it looks the same as a cut cock when hard. *shrug*

Circumcision removes up to 20,000 nerve endings. What they don't tell you is every single time you masturbate dry palm you damage the remaining nerve endings further reducing your sense of touch.

kek go back to the middle east

Thats not a universal rule and if it's problematic all you need is steroid creams. Decent post though. Show us your softy aha
Brain damage and autism

"moisturising" lul

>pushes kiked and muslim dick chop off
>wants me to go back to his homeland
Ill be european and masculine thanks. The good thing about being Christian is that the law is a curse and He saves us. You probably don't even know what is serpent seed. You are missing potential all over the place due to womany kikes. And females. Congrats

Carbon is not a metal.

So spit on it? It's not hard brah.

no, but diamonds are

A majority of babies in the US are circumcised you brain dead fuck

Also Euros are disgusting, filthy people. Just like uncircumcised cocks

Literally everyone on this thread likes sucking any dick that has unnecessary skin flopping off of it. Fucking faggots omg get over yourselves clean dicks eternally are superior times infinity.

But they form in same manner. Death grips or callouses

My dick is diamonds
Got more
Sauce plz
Kek
Check'em

That's not how metal classification works. It's a crystalline mineral. It would probably make a fantastic insulator. It is the opposite of metal in virtually every way

+1

You are babylonians. You are fat. You are jewed. You are retarded. You are cowards. You are liars. You smell your own sharts
Flay yourself. Cut off all your skin. No need to forego washing now

Shiiii

Nope, if you get your dick cut you are automatically Jewish. Any other ethnicity is deleted. No exceptions.

yuropoor detected

Nice pussy picture

Diamonds are rocks fucktard

It will be a metal soon:
phys.org/news/2013-11-three-dimensional-carbon-metallic.html

But, diamonds are a metal in minecraft

lurk moar

You cum fast if you can use spit
That's disgusting, your dick is split so you use spit. Do you realize your mouth has more bacteria than an intact penis? So much for cleaner

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Show the ones dangling by a string due to rabbi slobbering over it to bite it off like an animal

Oh yay, yet another circumcision thread where a fuckload of unemployed Europeans spend all day trying to debunk the medical advantages of circumcision while Mohammed rails the shit of their wives in the next room over.

Religion has nothing to do with my opinion lmao.
Uncircumcised cocks look absolutely disgusting compared to circumcised ones.

Wow so much new all in one thread

That said, diamonds are only the second hardest metal after DragonForce

You dropped your skullcap

I'm uncut but have been practicing the act of autocircumcision for 3 years now.

Basically permanently retracted. Foreskin has been trained to stay back.

Done mostly for lasting longer. I needed to desensitize the glans.

daily reminder that circumcision is by definition genital mutilation

typical uncut penis

Nope. Funny. For a society that believes in round earth and evolution. You dont even do the biblical circumcisions. They are worse. And you ignore that "evolution" hasnt rid us of this beneficial feature at birth by now. Oh well you're an idiot. Completely brainwashed. I was cut for no reason at 21. Restoring now. You dont know what a dick is. Or manhood. Period. You cant. You dont know any different

>medical advantages of circumcision
There are none, the only reason you fatties do it to your kids is because a "nutritionist" who hated sex wanted it done to everyone so they'd stop wanking. Enjoy your sliced up cornflake dick

Cut off the whole thing
>typical
>doesnt understand statistics
Again. Convert to vagina and have no problems. Remove ears please. Remove under arms and toes. Remove everything. Eve fucked up. Man pays for it

"Do you realize your mouth has more bacteria than an intact penis? So much for cleaner"

Just wash your dick lmao
I'd rather have spit on my dick than smegma :///

Who wants a fucking jew dick?

I'd rather get boners than put my cock into face creams for a cereal peddler. Smegma is for vaginas. Are there dick soaps? No. A fuck ton of pussy soaps though. Idiots

>Thinking evolution still exists in modern humans
>Calls us idiots
>kek