What's your excuse?

What's your excuse?

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I want to be a girl

No money for roids

Genetics

opportunity cost. every hour at the gem is an hour I can't play vidya

There's something off about the proportions of his head to the rest of his body. Like, it looks as if he's been photoshopped. Is his body tanner than his face? How the fuck is that even possible.

I love cheeseburgers

What's your excuse?
it's exercise not excuse.

Cant afford Steroids

This

I can't find any to buy

I have work and I am tired.

I don't care enough.

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i'm lazy

In other words, laziness.

dont want to look that ugly

fake, his head has been photoshoped smaller to make him look bigger

what a weird neck ...
my excuse: I dont photoshop

it is photoshopped.

I enjoy solid poops

Women aren't worth it

>his body is really fat
>it only looks chiseled because his head was shrunk 5%

My excuse is that I just don't have that much free time to devote to photoshop. I also don't have any stock photos of faggots.

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i'm not photoshoped

Can we report shit like this? Sick of seeing the watch thing too.

I'm not a gay porn star. Try image search next time.

Don't know where to get steroids

I work out at the library

I've been working out 4-5 days a week for almost 10 years now.
I hit my natural limit a long time ago. I don't care to take roids to get to that guy's level so I stay where I am.

Muscles: No
IQ: Yes

That's my excuse

There is no way I could possibly give enough of a shit to spend the necessary time.

all of these

How big are you bro, because people grow by eating a lot. look at fat people.

>Muscles: No
>IQ: Yes
>That's my excuse
Nothing feels better in high school than leaving the weight room, going to physics class, finishing the test in 5-10 min and then going back to the weight room while all the physics nerds are still struggling away.
Then coming back the next day and seeing their sad faces when they gym rat maxed the test and wrecked the curve for them.
Repeat for your Calc 2 class.

To be an uberman you cannot ignore the body, silly nerd. Being good at just one thing is stupid. Try to be more Dolph Lundgrin.

I'm not a genetic freak.

I want to be able to still fit my hands in my pockets.

No xcuses needed I'm just too lazy to put in the effort

this, roids arent worth it in the long run

I dont have Photoshop

For what?