What's the perfect toast?

What's the perfect toast?

Spread?

Bread?

What's the best possible combination of toast?

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3-9 don't count as toast. 1 is toast, but a little too much.

Spread? Marmalade you fucking pleb.

i like my toast done on one side

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Number 3 or 8.
Thick white doorstop bread.
Lurpak Butter.
Done, end thread.

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/thread

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White with penis butter and vagina jelly

6, closer to bread than toast.

This

3 or 5

My nigga.

3-5-7 is good looking toast

#1 with sun butter and a cup of black coffee.

3

3 ore 8

1, start over.
2 and 4, start over if you still have bread.
3 5 and 7, perfect.
6 and 8, did the power go out?
9, it was frozen wasn't it?

Sounds comfy and cozy. Toasty...

>posting in a bread bread
#3 with oatmeal bread.

#1
Dark rye bread
No spread
No drink

Rolling for 7, looks toasted just right

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