My gf keeps playing DOTA2 ignoring me. What do?

My gf keeps playing DOTA2 ignoring me. What do?

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Get a non-trans "girlfriend".

kill her. then skin her and wear the hide

Fuck her while she plays

fuck knows man my girl ignores me for overwatch

Geezus Sup Forums I need some real advise. Help a fellow Sup Forumsastard out.

Cut the Internet

At least I like Overwatch if my gf played that I think we would play together.

quadz n shit

Tough. Cuz she has her own apartment.

Checked. Hi Satan.

Grab her by the pussy

learn the game and either have fun with her or if she is competitive, crush her in the game, she will quickly lose interest.

Other options are to man up and live with it, talking about it or dumping her.
How can you not come up with these yourself, are you stupid?

Kneel infront of her and give her a blowjob

Eat her pussy under the table.

waggle your dick in her face.

satan overly confirmed

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That's the problem, I got lots of options and am confused. Just gimme one of those and I might do it.

well, satan did visit your thread. you should listen to him.

Also I have zero interest in MOBAs.

already gave you several, you can always write them all on pieces of paper, put them in a hat and pull one out, but i dont think how your relationship goes should be decided by lottery.

I would start with the talking and see where it leads, but thats just me.

Why does your ceiling look like two gigantic boobs?

Gank her lane.

Bumping with tits just 'cause.

Just play with her fucking hell
Get over yourself and spend time with her in the way that you can, or find interest in a game or something else and just spend the time she's ignoring you doing that

I would want a overwatch gf it she is mentally stable

If my gf could handle (and actually enjoy) Dota 2, I'd propose.
Learn the game. Have her pick carry, then go submissive and support her. Make her learn Lina voice and use it in bed.

Seriously tho, one of the best things you could be playing, so win-win.

I tried, but she's always like just one more game, just one more game... And you know how fucking long those games can get.

check the filename

>stonned

Burn the building down. She'll move with you, then you cut off the Internet. Win win

are you sure you arent being a bit clingy? Go play a game you like, or buy a new game, or even better, buy a game you can both play and enjoy.
a starter suggestion, don't starve together, tho its not an easy game.

Get her horny dude.
Just massage her shoulders and whisper all of the things you want to do to her into her ear.

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She's like muh MOBA... She isn't interested in any other game. Also COC is the only other game I know she plays on the regular.

She mostly/only plays Crystal Maiden

She might think that way now, but it will change eventually, i've been playing games for like 15 years and i havent only played 1 game the whole time.

So all i can say is try, if it doesnt work try something else, talk about it, get over it or dump her.

Bumping with Kokoro Tits

Give me her Steam name. We can be Dota buddies! ^^ I need another gal around. It gets so boring playing with only men.

this is the same person as
He wants to steal her!

I hope it happens, cause I almost love every other genre of games except strategy/MOBA.

Stop trying to cuck me faggot.

i know how you feel, i cant stand MOBA either while i play many different kinds of games.

Tell her to main Chen or else you will leave her.

Glad you understand. At least now I know I am not the only one.

>start playing dota
>git gud
>beat her
>take her to the hospital and have her lie on how she got a hige gash on her head

Thanks for the kek. Nice trips btw.