Invite a boy over to watch The Man Who Put His Will on Film

>invite a boy over to watch The Man Who Put His Will on Film
>he tries to fuck me

ugh! why can't boys appreciate film?

>some fat chick asks me to come over and watch a movie
>I say "eeggghhhhh"
>stop listening while i main reaper in overwatch
>she says some shit
>says how I will be the man that will put his willy in her
>think "hmmmm"
>"could do with a fuck"
>go over
>bitch won't put out
>literally wasting my life and time on this 3/10

First post best post

>she likes obscure "art" films
my penis has never been softer

cute pepe
I'm excited by anything in a skirt as long as it's not fat even if it's a fucking frog. Just kill me already.

Don't be a whore

>videogames

I hope you're enjoying 7th grade there, Billy!

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>invite 3 men onto my plane
>they crash it

>maining reaper
So you're trash

>look mom i posted something again
why did you even invite a guy to watch some old japanese flick with you? are you retarded or simply on the spectrum? btw, do you get this movie? if no, get the fuck out of here scum.

>btw, do you get this movie?
what did he mean by this

How many survivors?

none

That's a big loss

for you

show us your shenis

Capt. Jack Aubrey: I know it sounds absurb, and were it from another man, you'd cry out "Oh, what pitiful stuff" and dismiss it as mere enthusiasm. But with Nelson... you felt your heart glow.[him and Calamy share a smile]
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Wouldn't you say, Mr.Pullings?
1st Lt. Tom Pullings: [sincerely] You did indeed, sir.

what did they mean by this?

>girl
>watching a film
>not just fucking with her hair and poking at her phone

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woah dude.... uuuu... that is equal to 4 u's.... four u..... for you....how are you this creative man...what a post i salute you i commend you reddit gold and all of my upvotes you creative gentleman sir made me lolcat all the way to the bank so i could purchase some redditor gold *nods respectively towards you* but now i must go *le sigh* ive got cartoons to watch and online women to defend! adios, amigo! have a terrrrrrrrriffic day!

Have a (you), you poor sad man, i hope you enjoy it

Your positive he was tryna to have sex? because certain warwounded people will do stuff that seemes like it, but isn't that.

>not exclusively going for alt/hipster/anarchist/punk cuties

PEPEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Don't stick your dick in crazy
What did my great grandfather mean by this?

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That's normal.

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