Sup Forums share some of your Asian massage parlor experiences. How was your first happy ending...

Sup Forums share some of your Asian massage parlor experiences. How was your first happy ending? When was the last time you went?

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Not a massage parlor but I saw a korean escort a few times. She was early 20s and an easy 9/10. No regrets, was an awesome time.

I go to them for actual massages. They are fucking awesome and really inexpensive. Also you know if its a happy ending place if they don't have signs everywhere that say DO NOT ASK.

HE massage places are great in my experience. So my 1st time Sup Forums was when I was 36. I work as a tax consultant, I work 9 to 5, most days I have to do over time. I’m over worked, stressed, under paid, and its even shittier at home. I’m married with kids, and my wife fucking hates me, we argue constantly about getting the bills paid. I can't sleep with her any more, I usually sleep on the coach nowadays, and we haven't been intimate in years, at this point in my life I’ve had blue balls for years. Now you may ask well can't you just crank one out when she's out, or while in the restroom? But here's my situation I don't have a smartphone- I have an analogue fucking flip phone (call/text only), the only access to internet I have is through her laptop which I use FOR MY WORK when I’m home. And of course she has porn blocks on (she and I are ‘die hard’ Mormons) to prevent anyone from seeing ‘impurities’, and on top of that I never have any alone time, I’m either getting work in my cubicle, getting bitched by my wife, or playing with my son, my life around me is stress, and work, it got tiring Anons. So while online in the cubicles computer looking for real massages, and stress relief, I run into backpage.com, and then rubmaps, and discovered ‘happy ending’ massages, I needed a release. A fucking release from life around me, and I found it, so I decided to tell the wife that I had a meeting one saturday, and that I’d be busy all day, and was able to be free that saturday. So i drive downtown looking for the massage place, I find it, park discreetly, it looked like a very small closed down store, its sign lit up with ‘open’, and I walk in, it looked like a makeshift lobby, no chairs, but a reception desk, with a bunch of flowers as decorations-

>there is a massage parlor right next to a Mexican place
>every Tuesday is all you can eat Mexican buffet
>stuff my face on cheap Mexican food
>go to my car, smoke some cigarettes, and wait
>after about an hour or so go to parlor and get hour massage
>once that old Korean lady come in a start letting them rip
>loud farts, smelly farts, break yo anus type of farts
>they always hate it but keep massaging in a room filled with my shit gas
>that face of revolt when I flip over
>this is my happy ending

Been 3 times, all good. The first I was very nervous so I didn't enjoy it fully. 2nd & 3rd were amazing. Super relaxing massage, with happy ending for $80.

(heres the rest of my experience I reached the word limit),the place smelled musty idk why, and suddenly this 20 something chinese babe, walks up to me, she had dark black hair, a tiny asian face, a cute nose, plump breasts, and a flat ass, she had a unzipped jacket, blue shirt, and jeans on weirdly enough, and was about 5’2’’, she was a 7/10 in my book, but definitely looked good. We talk to each other, I pay for a 1 hour ‘massage’, about 60 bucks, and get lead into this dark massage room, with soothing music playing, and a few candles lit I undress, taking my old suit off, and lay down for my massage. She comes in now in short shorts, and a white tank top I can see her soft nips through her big juicy breasts, she begins the massage, it was OK, during it I was able to touch/grope her ass doing so was soothing as hell for some reason, she went a little too hard on my legs, she then did the flip, asked for a tip, i tipped about 40 bucks, she proceeded to lube my balls, and cock up, that felt amazing on its own, my dick was so hard by the time she started stroking precum was already coming out, she then did a pretty standard bj, took off her tank top, her boobs dropped, then proceeded to do a boob job which was stunning, and felt so good, she was sexy as fuck when she gave this look only an asian could as she moved her breasts as they caressed my dick. I eventually came when she started to do a hj, as I started moaning. I cummed loads, she cleaned me up, we kissed, and then left to go back to the hell hole in which I came. That was about 3 years ago, however I’ve been going there, and a bunch of other joints since then, Yomi is a very nice chick I wish she had a better ass though, I must say the experience was as amazing, I plan on going again.

They charged me $70 extra for happy ending.

what are your commands edgelord?

Kek

Holy shit. Has that guy got anorexia or something? You can see his fucking ribcage.

That sounds like something copied/pasted out of some erotic novel.

maybe leave her also ditch the mormon shit

Found the fatass

It's weird how something that's so obviously a brothel can stay in business for years next to Burger Kings and Christian book stores. Not even in bad neighborhoods either. Have they always been there or has the internet just made it that much more obvious?

Ive done it a few times. One girl was easily 8/10. They can give great handjobs especially if you are backed up.

Teee
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are you trying to peddle your shit again Chris? gtfo

>being this radical

lmao on top of massage? I never tipped more than $20 for a HJ.

chris :(

stop spamming your shit, no one wants to buy it

>being this desperate

Post the rest Chris ;)

Lmao fat americans never seen their ribcages before. He's lying on his back - it happens to normal weight people.

Went in to my regular Asian spot
>slip mama-San a 80 I'll be hanging out for a while
>my girl Yuna comes over big smile on her face she knows she's gonna make some money
>she escorts me to a private groom with a chiropractor bed
>been through the bullshit that I skip all the awkward talking and undressing and just pull her over to me
>she's a 6/10 Vietnamese nice ass no tits
>she's super into it trying to kiss me and use younger squeezing me
>fuck her a couple times over the hour with lots of licking kissing and squeezing all over
>leave with a grin after leaving 120 on the counter for her
>as I'm driving off I think about how I'm gonna come back next week

holy fuck check my image

I went to one yesterday

Drained my balls in some Korean lady's throat

Good times

Anyone with a rubmaps account able to check RelaxAsian in Wichita, KS?

Some OC yellow ass as pre-emptive thanks.

What's a good place in Houston I can go get my dick touched or more?

So how do you get one if you can't ask?

Look on eccie dot net

Lots of escorts, Asian massage parlor reviews

they've been around since forever, and aren't going anywhere. I wouldn't be surprised if there are brothels disguised as churches

You haven't jacked off in years but were able to last through a bj? Didnt happen

user know any other place in Wichita KS? Never Been to one and im interested

Eccie dot net

Check your city

Not a clue, I'm asking for the same reason. RelaxAsian is near me, but I almost think it might be a legit operation, no happy endings.

Post her pic and name

I went to one in vegas and one in japan. The one in vegas was 1000 time better.

She gave me a shower beforehand, full massage, then finished me off.

Where is this?
Post pic

>Wichita, KS

Star Spa
Diamond Spa
Marvelous Massage
Danielle's Massage
Smile Spa

All of those places will do it for you

Is getting a blowjob something most of them offer? I feel like just an hj would be disappointing

How much?

You say you cant crank one because porn is blocked...

But Sup Forums isnt blocked and has good enough fap material 90% of the time

that's perfectly normal lying on your back

I think the vegas one was 100 and the japan one was 120

The Asian massage places around here have a table shower, and they always suck and fuck. Most will usually eat your ass also

Not too bad, is it really expected that you should tip a lot?

Any of you done full service?

I came rather quickly, so its not like she did hours on end lol nonetheless great experience

where and how much

I went to a happy ending place in Budapest, so it wasn't Asian.

Chick spoke no English and I was hung over. I paid extra for the body-to-body contact, so she rubbed her little skinny naked body over my fat hung-over ass for a few minutes. I could feel her pube stubble rubbing my ass crack. Kinda cool. Then she flipped me over and played with my dong. I came eventually, way harder than she figured - splattered the wall behind my shoulder. She seemed amused by that at least.

Massage - 3/10
Hotness of chick - 7/10
Handjobbiness of handjob - 8/10

All in all, I'd spend that $40 again.

any anons in K-W, ON, CA? Suggest any places?

>kek :)

wholeheartedly suggest a place called Phoenix massage

The vegas one included the tip. It was lile $40 and she asked for a big tip. I was happy to have blown my load so i gave her $60.

Lmao you are in THE ultimate spot for what you are looking for. H town runs that shit.

Anyone recommend any places in NY?

Anyone know any places in Ga for this stuff?

Yo any places in England, specifically Cambridge?

GF says she wants to watch if I ever go to one of these. Is that frowned upon?

Went to one in Vegas. (1st time ever) My boys told me to look for neon signs. Get dropped off by an Uber at the 1st one and pay $80 for the "premium hour massage" I'm drunk AF and high off like 30mgs of adderal. I'm laying on my back and it feels amazing. She flips me over and asks if I want anything else and I said yes. She starts to jerk me off and my hand kinda brushes on her ass. I said sorry and she told me it was okay to touch her. I told her if she wanted me to stop at any point, to say something. She gets wet from me rubbing her pussy as she's jerking me off. I get the courage to ask if I can eat her ass while she jerks me off and she told me $150 so I said fuck it and withdrew $200. She takes off her panties and sits on my face and I eat her ass for 30 minutes until I finally blow my load. She says "ooo so strong.. oo so much!" I give her the money and I go back to my hotel. Will definately go back again. Her ass tasted fantastic and it was a life changing experience.

Fuck, I wouldn't be able to tolerate that kind of existence. No porn? Bitch of a wife? Go go divorce. Hello happiness.

Nice

anybody go to one in Oakland ca?

>tax consultant
>can't afford own laptop

Ok kiddo

I'm not even american

Gone 3 times now. First time it was an older woman. Not very good English, but enough to kinda chit chat a little. Massage was pretty good, but she ninja death gripped my cock and started beating it like a dog being prepped for dinner. 4/10. She basically stopped as soon as cum started cumming out. Waste of $70 in my opinion. Second time was a women in her 30's with a csection scar that was pretty bad. Good massage and she sucked and fucked me for $100. 7/10. The last time was better. She gave me a deep tissue which fuckin killed. She's was in her 40's but had a nice tight body and perky tits. She cracked my neck and back though which was awesome. She played with my cock and balls while massage my asshole from behind. Damn near came. On the flip she gave me a handjob which could only be described as a thousand year old geisha technique. I've never been able to jerk myself better than this woman. I fucking came buckets but as soon as my first was shot out she slowed down to almost a stop. I guess these women are used to quick cummers. She asked if I liked slower or faster when cumming and told her fast and don't stop till I say so. She said she'll do it like that next time. $100 for that and will probably go back.

Any of the places on Star Lane will give you a nice rub and tug. Showers available usually too.

Fake and gay.

>for 30 minutes until I finally blow my load

Rubmaps. Look it up and you can view by ratings. Can't look at comments though unless you pay.

Any good ones in San Jose, Ca?

anyone know of places in philly?

I am actually thinking about going to one tonight. How does the money work?

It says on the backpage ad that is is $80 for an hour. That is just for the parlor right? Then when I get in there I leave extra money depending on what happens?

>was in northern VA visiting a law firm in a strip mall
>parked in front of a mysterious blacked out door with a sign that said MVP and a doorbell
>no idea what type of establishment the door is
>I thought to myself "I'm and
MVP" and I right the doorbell.
>50 ish year old lady answers the door and takes me by the hand, leading me to a room with massage table
>she turns to me and says "half or owa?
>huh
>one owa $70 dollar
>oh oh oh, light dawns. I tell her I have to go to ATM
>tells me to go and come back
>led back to same room, she hands me a while towel and says undress and to wait for Sophie
>I do as I'm told
>a few mins later a much cuter Vietnamese girl comes in, late 30's
>takes me by the hand and leads me to a table. She lays me down face down and washes me down with a shower nozzle. Cleans me up, scrubs me like a car wash, including getting way up in my b-hole.
>flips me over and scrubs my chest and legs
>meticulously cleans my cock, which is now rock hard
>works her hand up and down my shaft a few times and whispers "after" in my ears.
>I give her a puzzled look and she says
>can't do here, too many people
>takes me back to the room and gives me a brilliant massage. Well worth the $70 and then some
>pretty much felt her up the entire time
>reaches under me and works my cock a little bit while I'm face down. I elevate my ass a bit, basically on all fours at this point
>she starts blowing on my asshole while she's working my shaft. I'm hard as a rock
>gives my ass a little tonging. I fight the urge to cum with everything I had
>turn ova
>begins stroking my cock again
>She says hold on and leaves the room for about 10 seconds
>I half expect the cops to come in
>she comes back in, locks the door, slips her clothes off
>she lays next to me and cuddles for about a minute. I'm playing with her nipples and fingering her.
>she stands back up and works my cock
>I start to get close
>she dutifully wraps her lips around it and I drain my nuts into her stomach

Who is that? Sauce?

bumpin

Y'all know any good places around Ft Worth or Dallas?

Who is that? Sauce?

any tips for someone thinking of going/nervous about it?

What's to be nervous about? They aim to please.

If you act too nervous they might mistake you for a cop and not give you the happy ending.

Who pays for a handjob?

I want to do this but want to go all the way and fuck what're the chances for a first timer?

Yrah, 80 is the house fee. Need to bring more for the tip. I wouldn't bring more than 200 total.

Get high first?

Do I just leave more for the tip? I'm young and good looking if that helps

Zero. You have to go a few times to establish trust before you get to fuck. You can get a nice HJ and maybe a BBBJCIM the first time but not sex. And you wouldn't want to go to a place where you CAN get sex the first time, because its guaranteed under police surveillance

Feels good man?

Thanks for the tip user!

They don't like young and good looking. They like 40 and no chance you are a cop.

Seriously would they refuse me?

YMMV. Every place I've been to that does FS did so on the first visit.

Actually that guy is full of shit.

In San Francisco, every massage parlor I walked into wasn't even pretending to be a massage parlor. They just asked what I wanted and I paid for it.

SAUCE

Chris why the fuck is it so expensive. I want to see the rest.

he's saying the legit places have signs saying don't ask, the ones that are actually sex places don't have the signs

I'm in portland OR, hopefully it's similar

I guess life is different here in Virginia

Places I frequent usually ask you what you want at some point. Just say "everything" and they'll ask for the tip first. Then give them your 100 or so and see if they ask for more or not. I usually pay 60 for the house, then 120 for the tip. Has gotten me FS every time thus far.

Hit up the Asian massage parlors on northwest hwy, Harry Hines and royal ln

All near little Korea

Sounds good user, thanks for the advice